Skeletons in the closet
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@Mackerzzzz just talking to my friend tonight about this and his grandfather at 72 married a 20-year-old. I asked him if he had money and he said no so it must've been personality.
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@broughie said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz just talking to my friend tonight about this and his grandfather at 72 married a 20-year-old. I asked him if he had money and he said no so it must've been personality.
That's fucked up
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@broughie said in Skeletons in the closet:
So the family was digging into the past and some surprises. Anyone give light to "attempted carnal knowledge"? I goggled it and it appears involve the under aged. Obviously not a badge of honor but we live in a screwed up world. The fern knows everything.
I think "Unlawful Carnal Knowledge" was the term used for under-age sex rather than rape or sexual assault. It was quite common in the 60's where a girl got pregnant under 16. Think things got a little more enlightened in latter decades.
So the family was digging into the past and some surprises. Anyone give light to "attempted carnal knowledge"? I goggled it and it appears involve the under aged. Obviously not a badge of honor but we live in a screwed up world. The fern knows everything.
Another story of broken people. My grandfather was stationed with the Maori battalion in Egypt WW2. He fathered a couple of kids from different women prior to leaving WB I h we found out 3 years ago While in Egypt he went awol twice. He was a bit of a womanizer. Perhaps through DNA we will find a distant relative in the future from that area of the world. He died 5 months later in Italy
Not a skeleton, but my ex-FiL, an ex-REME WO in his 70's, showed me a photo of some mean hombres in the desert from his time in the Army. They were SAS in Oman and he commanded the detachment doing their transport and logistics. Not something he felt able to talk about until he was quite old.
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My mother was always a little strange and had a weird attitude on religion and race - very much a religious bigot but incredibly enlightened on race and mental health issues. We all suspected she'd had some traumatic event in her life.
We've never been able to get the full story, but it appears she had a mental breakdown from getting pregnant in her unmarried late teens (poss. a non-white bloke) and her uber-religious family generally fucking up her life.
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@broughie said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz just talking to my friend tonight about this and his grandfather at 72 married a 20-year-old. I asked him if he had money and he said no so it must've been personality.
Your grandad was Bill Wyman?
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@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@broughie said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz just talking to my friend tonight about this and his grandfather at 72 married a 20-year-old. I asked him if he had money and he said no so it must've been personality.
Your grandad was Bill Wyman?
Or Mickey Roonie
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@Mackerzzzz said in Skeletons in the closet:
@broughie said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz just talking to my friend tonight about this and his grandfather at 72 married a 20-year-old. I asked him if he had money and he said no so it must've been personality.
That's fucked up
Why?
I’d be happy to pull a 20 year old at my age let alone at 72 -
@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz said in Skeletons in the closet:
@broughie said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz just talking to my friend tonight about this and his grandfather at 72 married a 20-year-old. I asked him if he had money and he said no so it must've been personality.
That's fucked up
Why?
I’d be happy to pull a 20 year old at my age let alone at 72Damn right. I’m taking notes!
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@JC said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz said in Skeletons in the closet:
@broughie said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz just talking to my friend tonight about this and his grandfather at 72 married a 20-year-old. I asked him if he had money and he said no so it must've been personality.
That's fucked up
Why?
I’d be happy to pull a 20 year old at my age let alone at 72Damn right. I’m taking notes!
Dirty old bastards (can I borrow those notes for a friend?)
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@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz said in Skeletons in the closet:
@broughie said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz just talking to my friend tonight about this and his grandfather at 72 married a 20-year-old. I asked him if he had money and he said no so it must've been personality.
That's fucked up
Why?
I’d be happy to pull a 20 year old at my age let alone at 72As a wise man once said, you're only as old as the woman you feel....
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@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@broughie said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz just talking to my friend tonight about this and his grandfather at 72 married a 20-year-old. I asked him if he had money and he said no so it must've been personality.
Your grandad was Bill Wyman?
….so fucked up how Wymans son became his own step grandad. That sounds too bizarre to be real, but it is.
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@MN5 said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@broughie said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz just talking to my friend tonight about this and his grandfather at 72 married a 20-year-old. I asked him if he had money and he said no so it must've been personality.
Your grandad was Bill Wyman?
….so fucked up how Wymans son became his own step grandad. That sounds too bizarre to be real, but it is.
Wait what? I need a diagram.
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@JC said in Skeletons in the closet:
@MN5 said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@broughie said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz just talking to my friend tonight about this and his grandfather at 72 married a 20-year-old. I asked him if he had money and he said no so it must've been personality.
Your grandad was Bill Wyman?
….so fucked up how Wymans son became his own step grandad. That sounds too bizarre to be real, but it is.
Wait what? I need a diagram.
Wyman married a young chick.
Young Chicks Mum married Wymans son.
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@MN5 said in Skeletons in the closet:
@JC said in Skeletons in the closet:
@MN5 said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@broughie said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz just talking to my friend tonight about this and his grandfather at 72 married a 20-year-old. I asked him if he had money and he said no so it must've been personality.
Your grandad was Bill Wyman?
….so fucked up how Wymans son became his own step grandad. That sounds too bizarre to be real, but it is.
Wait what? I need a diagram.
Wyman married a young chick.
Young Chicks Mum married Wymans son.
I think it was that Wyman became step grandad to his ex wife, his ex wife’s step son became her stepdad and Wyman became stepdad to his ex mother in law.
Typical English village stuff
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@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@MN5 said in Skeletons in the closet:
@JC said in Skeletons in the closet:
@MN5 said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@broughie said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz just talking to my friend tonight about this and his grandfather at 72 married a 20-year-old. I asked him if he had money and he said no so it must've been personality.
Your grandad was Bill Wyman?
….so fucked up how Wymans son became his own step grandad. That sounds too bizarre to be real, but it is.
Wait what? I need a diagram.
Wyman married a young chick.
Young Chicks Mum married Wymans son.
I think it was that Wyman became step grandad to his ex wife, his ex wife’s step son became her stepdad and Wyman became stepdad to his ex mother in law.
Typical English village stuff
So weird.
Really disappointingly Jimmy Page had a very questionable relationship with an extremely young chick back in the 70s as well.
Is it too hard to wait until they’re 18 ????
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@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@MN5 said in Skeletons in the closet:
@JC said in Skeletons in the closet:
@MN5 said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@broughie said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz just talking to my friend tonight about this and his grandfather at 72 married a 20-year-old. I asked him if he had money and he said no so it must've been personality.
Your grandad was Bill Wyman?
….so fucked up how Wymans son became his own step grandad. That sounds too bizarre to be real, but it is.
Wait what? I need a diagram.
Wyman married a young chick.
Young Chicks Mum married Wymans son.
I think it was that Wyman became step grandad to his ex wife, his ex wife’s step son became her stepdad and Wyman became stepdad to his ex mother in law.
Typical English village stuff
Da fuq, I hope my brain is still on holiday mode because it can't make any sense of that sentence.
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@MN5 said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@MN5 said in Skeletons in the closet:
@JC said in Skeletons in the closet:
@MN5 said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@broughie said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz just talking to my friend tonight about this and his grandfather at 72 married a 20-year-old. I asked him if he had money and he said no so it must've been personality.
Your grandad was Bill Wyman?
….so fucked up how Wymans son became his own step grandad. That sounds too bizarre to be real, but it is.
Wait what? I need a diagram.
Wyman married a young chick.
Young Chicks Mum married Wymans son.
I think it was that Wyman became step grandad to his ex wife, his ex wife’s step son became her stepdad and Wyman became stepdad to his ex mother in law.
Typical English village stuff
So weird.
Really disappointingly Jimmy Page had a very questionable relationship with an extremely young chick back in the 70s as well.
Is it too hard to wait until they’re 18 ????
Was it just one? I thought all he did in the 70s was bang young chicks and steal other bands songs.
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@Nepia said in Skeletons in the closet:
@MN5 said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@MN5 said in Skeletons in the closet:
@JC said in Skeletons in the closet:
@MN5 said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@broughie said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz just talking to my friend tonight about this and his grandfather at 72 married a 20-year-old. I asked him if he had money and he said no so it must've been personality.
Your grandad was Bill Wyman?
….so fucked up how Wymans son became his own step grandad. That sounds too bizarre to be real, but it is.
Wait what? I need a diagram.
Wyman married a young chick.
Young Chicks Mum married Wymans son.
I think it was that Wyman became step grandad to his ex wife, his ex wife’s step son became her stepdad and Wyman became stepdad to his ex mother in law.
Typical English village stuff
So weird.
Really disappointingly Jimmy Page had a very questionable relationship with an extremely young chick back in the 70s as well.
Is it too hard to wait until they’re 18 ????
Was it just one? I thought all he did in the 70s was bang young chicks and steal other bands songs.
Still the greatest band ever…..but yeah they definitely ‘borrowed’ a few licks here and there.
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@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz said in Skeletons in the closet:
@broughie said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz just talking to my friend tonight about this and his grandfather at 72 married a 20-year-old. I asked him if he had money and he said no so it must've been personality.
That's fucked up
Why?
I’d be happy to pull a 20 year old at my age let alone at 72Well I would be ecstatic if I could pull a 40 year old chick. mind you I only got 4 years until I a 72 yo anyway.
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@Nepia said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@MN5 said in Skeletons in the closet:
@JC said in Skeletons in the closet:
@MN5 said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Crucial said in Skeletons in the closet:
@broughie said in Skeletons in the closet:
@Mackerzzzz just talking to my friend tonight about this and his grandfather at 72 married a 20-year-old. I asked him if he had money and he said no so it must've been personality.
Your grandad was Bill Wyman?
….so fucked up how Wymans son became his own step grandad. That sounds too bizarre to be real, but it is.
Wait what? I need a diagram.
Wyman married a young chick.
Young Chicks Mum married Wymans son.
I think it was that Wyman became step grandad to his ex wife, his ex wife’s step son became her stepdad and Wyman became stepdad to his ex mother in law.
Typical English village stuff
Da fuq, I hope my brain is still on holiday mode because it can't make any sense of that sentence.
Wyman married and then divorced Mandy. Wyman’s son (from another marriage) then married Mandy’s mum. At that point Mandy’s ex (Bill) became her step grandfather.
Simples.
