Movie review thread...
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Way of the Dragon
Absolute paper thin plot, bad dubbing and terrible acting but great fun.
Some businessman in Rome is trying to take over a restaurant for no apparent reason. His thugs come in for routine beat downs of the staff only for a stranger from out of town to come and protect them and teach them to fight.
Bruce Lee is the absolute man, there's various contradictory stories about how tough he actually was in real life ( unlike his two main adversaries in the film he never actually competed ) but there is no denying he had presence and looked absolutely beautiful doing what he did. Some amazing athleticism on display.
The Iconic fight scene with Chuck Norris at the end is absolutely awesome, my rating would be considerably less if not for these two.
3.75 Karate students out of 5 Chinese Boxing Masters
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@bayimports said in Movie review thread...:
A working Man - Jason Statham
You know the plot
3 dead bodies out of 5 fake Russians
This review makes me feel like I’ve seen it already
Well, you know what you're getting when youre watching a Statham movie, even the titles of his movies are getting similar
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@Tim pretty much a Temu Black Hawk Down...
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@bayimports with small font and no glasses on, it looked like quite a different movie title.
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That is such a burn.🔥
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@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
Anyone watch Warfare?
After 30 minutes the characters were so boring that I hoped they got smoked. Then I turned it off.
I enjoyed it
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@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Movie review thread...:
Anyone watch Warfare?
After 30 minutes the characters were so boring that I hoped they got smoked. Then I turned it off.
I enjoyed it
Me too.
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@MiketheSnow I thought it was a decent watch, but for me it falls short of the likes of Black Hawk Down, 13 Hours: Secret Soldiers of Benghazi...I expect there are many more similar stories like this one (Warfare) waiting to be told too.
That's obviously not to downplay what all those involved went through.
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@taniwharugby said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow I thought it was a decent watch, but for me it falls short of the likes of Black Hawk Down, 13 Hours: Secret Soldiers of Benghazi...I expect there are many more similar stories like this one (Warfare) waiting to be told too.
That's obviously not to downplay what all those involved went through.
I don't think it's a s good as Black Hawk Down, but to me it's much better than 13 Hours, that movie could have been improved markedly with a good editor.
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@taniwharugby said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow I thought it was a decent watch, but for me it falls short of the likes of Black Hawk Down, 13 Hours: Secret Soldiers of Benghazi...I expect there are many more similar stories like this one (Warfare) waiting to be told too.
That's obviously not to downplay what all those involved went through.
A very different movie
I’m always surprised that trained professionals waste so many bullets through missing the target, but when you watch a movie like Warfare you get a sense of the confusion that being in a gunfight must feel like
It’s great to watch war and cops & robbers movies where every bullet = death but the reality must be closer to ‘Warfare’
Holed down somewhere, under fire, no real idea of how many you’re up against and where they are, no real certainty of the exit strategy
So just keep firing
Like playing for Wales at the moment 😉
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@MiketheSnow said in Movie review thread...:
@taniwharugby said in Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow I thought it was a decent watch, but for me it falls short of the likes of Black Hawk Down, 13 Hours: Secret Soldiers of Benghazi...I expect there are many more similar stories like this one (Warfare) waiting to be told too.
That's obviously not to downplay what all those involved went through.
A very different movie
I’m always surprised that trained professionals waste so many bullets through missing the target, but when you watch a movie like Warfare you get a sense of the confusion that being in a gunfight must feel like
It’s great to watch war and cops & robbers movies where every bullet = death but the reality must be closer to ‘Warfare’
Holed down somewhere, under fire, no real idea of how many you’re up against and where they are, no real certainty of the exit strategy
So just keep firing
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Watching the first/original James Bond film Dr No
Different era, but it's a bloody good watch Misogyny abounds, but fascinating to see how race was portrayed in the film with Quarrel being seen in a positive way as a solid, dependable ally & friend. Probably ground-breaking 60 yrs ago. Oh, and there's the Ursula Andress scene..,,...
Four 1960's bikinis out of 5 Chinese villains
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Latest MI movie - The Final Reckoning.
I sincerely hope so.
There was possibly an OK movie in there somewhere, if they'd cut about an hour of what was a succession of bloated action scenes. Depressingly predictable - no action movie trope left unexplored.
Cruise is starting to look his age despite what appears industrial levels of botox which makes any expression other than moody deadpan a bridge too far.
2.5 subs teetering on the precipice / 5 maniacal villains in bi-planes
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Movie review thread...:
Watching the first/original James Bond film Dr No
Different era, but it's a bloody good watch Misogyny abounds, but fascinating to see how race was portrayed in the film with Quarrel being seen in a positive way as a solid, dependable ally & friend. Probably ground-breaking 60 yrs ago. Oh, and there's the Ursula Andress scene..,,...
Four 1960's bikinis out of 5 Chinese villains
Wow snap, just watched this with my boys a few days ago.
A few thoughts.......
A VERY dated film with a limited budget compared to subsequent entries.
Connery absolutely oozed coolness, confidence and swagger. Kinda funny how he got a bit fat, gave up trimming his eyebrows and didn't give a fuck by the time he did Diamonds are Forever though.
Ursula Andress was absolutely HAF. I'm 100% sure that Connery would have nailed her in real life at some stage.
It cracked us all up when he ordered Quarrell to "fetch his shoes" Cancel culture would have kittens at the casual racism on display.
Even for a movie of that era it was absolutely ridiculous that Dr No summoned someone to his island and his master plan to kill Bond was to.........put a spider in his hotel room.......
Three guys pretending to be blind are not the most intimidating of henchmen. Thank goodness they got scarier and more imaginative later on.
Dr No set a good standard for a lead villain which others surpassed down the line.
But yeah, it's the original and spawned one of the great film series of all time. Very good fun to watch it again.
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
It cracked us all up when he ordered Quarrell to "fetch his shoes" Cancel culture would have kittens at the casual racism on display.
What was interesting for me was how Bond came to treat Quarrel as a friend and comrade (which he is in the books) and wanted to kill Dr No in revenge for Quarrel's death.
Yeah, nothing like as slick as the later films, but a fun watch. Might watch From Russia With Love next
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
It cracked us all up when he ordered Quarrell to "fetch his shoes" Cancel culture would have kittens at the casual racism on display.
What was interesting for me was how Bond came to treat Quarrel as a friend and comrade (which he is in the books) and wanted to kill Dr No in revenge for Quarrel's death.
Yeah, nothing like as slick as the later films, but a fun watch. Might watch From Russia With Love next
Robert Shaw plays the best Bond henchman ever in FRWL. He spawned lots of inferior Blond imitators, the movie went downhill after he died ( in one of the best punch ups in movie history )
They were still getting the formula right, it was a very good movie.
Worth mentioning I think Goldfinger is fucken dated and overrated. Still entertaining but no where near as good as Bond fans make out. Connery was at his best in Thunderball and You only live twice. Diamonds are Forever was weirdly paced but ( sometimes unintentionally ) hilarious and a great watch.
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Terminator Salvation
This to me sits a very comfortable third in the list of Terminator flicks ( first two being the best obviously ) and well above any of the others.
Post apocalyptic setting, some awesome action scenes, Christian Bale very cool, even Sam Worthington goes ok too.......no convoluted time travel nonsense.
I loved the massive one that had motorbikes come out of it's feet.
Not sure why it got panned by the critics ?
4 half human hybrids out of 5 early T800 models
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Terminator Salvation
This to me sits a very comfortable third in the list of Terminator flicks ( first two being the best obviously ) and well above any of the others.
Post apocalyptic setting, some awesome action scenes, Christian Bale very cool, even Sam Worthington goes ok too.......no convoluted time travel nonsense.
I loved the massive one that had motorbikes come out of it's feet.
Not sure why it got panned by the critics ?
4 half human hybrids out of 5 early T800 models
I didn't mind that one either
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Terminator Salvation
This to me sits a very comfortable third in the list of Terminator flicks ( first two being the best obviously ) and well above any of the others.
Post apocalyptic setting, some awesome action scenes, Christian Bale very cool, even Sam Worthington goes ok too.......no convoluted time travel nonsense.
I loved the massive one that had motorbikes come out of it's feet.
Not sure why it got panned by the critics ?
4 half human hybrids out of 5 early T800 models
I didn't mind that one either
I started watching Dark fate a few years back and to this day haven’t bothered finishing it
