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    @Bones WTF was she thinking?

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @Bones ffs .

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    Awful. Another funny one (sorry I can't actually source it) was in regard to the Knowheresville Half Marathon somewhere in Texas and this British guy had won it. it went something like this.

    Interviewer: Congratulations, I understand this is your first half marathon, Did you do any specific training for it?
    Winner: No not really...
    Interviewer (interrupting): Have you done much running before?
    Winner (in astonishment): Yes I do some 5K and 10K..
    Interviewer: But that's not really like a half marathon is it?
    Winner (Mo Farah): No I guess not.

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    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Mokey wasnt one of those with Bolt at the 2008 Olympics?

    i remember that it was farking horrendous - basically she just said 'would you like to say hello to the people of new zealand.

    the look on his face...

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  • MilkM Offline
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    More and more 'news' stories regurgitated from Reddit these days. This one was just from a thread where anonymous people who claimed to work in retail shared stories with each other 😞

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=11735172

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    @Rocky-Rockbottom said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    BREAKING NEWS

    ...just coming off the wire now...

    Make sure you're sitting down for this one... HOLY SHIT..

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/southland-times/news/85827578/Car-fails-to-stop-at-red-lights-at-busy-Invercargill-intersection

    Probably a foreigner....

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  • TimT Away
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    This is the lamest shit ever:

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11738688

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    LOL who?

    Straight man likes breasts... RAPE! SEXUAL ASSAULT!! DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!!!

    Paul Henry is a dick but people need to get a fucking grip.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @Tim said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    This is the lamest shit ever:

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11738688

    She boycotted Duke as a channel before it even went to air because it was marketed as a blokes channel, didn't say anything about oestrogen orientated garbage like the tlc channel though.

    She is hot though

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    In a similar vein,

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/85869544/Nadine-Chalmers-Ross-Max-Key-lives-at-home-what-does-he-know-about-real-men

    Yeah

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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    In a similar vein,

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/85869544/Nadine-Chalmers-Ross-Max-Key-lives-at-home-what-does-he-know-about-real-men

    Yeah

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    The old man is well and truly up there but Max Key has the most punchworthy face of any NZ "celebrity" I can think of.

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  • boobooB Do not disturb
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    @No-Quarter said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    LOL who?

    Straight man likes breasts... RAPE! SEXUAL ASSAULT!! DOMESTIC VIOLENCE!!!

    Paul Henry is a dick but people need to get a fucking grip.

    Probably a rugby player. Maybe someone should scream at Steve Tew to apologise for him ...

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @MN5 I see your Max Key and raise you this, a face that could launch a thousand punches.
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  • MN5M Offline
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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @MN5 I see your Max Key and raise you this, a face that could launch a thousand punches.
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    Not even close. Pretty sure I found him funny on occasion in the 90s

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  • MokeyM Offline
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    Max Key is a complete dropkick, a paint by numbers Auckland 'celeb' for zilch. At least his sister is doing something with her life.

    Paul Henry varies for me. He is best when not trying too hard. Old man wanking on about young woman's tits in the middle of an interview is definitely trying too hard and quite gross/unprofessional.

    Lizzie Marvelly is a strange one. I'm not sure how or why her opinion became so sought after on social/political issues. Too wacky greenie for me, much like Hayley Holt.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @MN5 Thats almost 20 years ago mate.

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    @jegga yeah I am sure @MN5 found Mickey Mouse funny 20 years ago!

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @taniwharugby he doesn't now?

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    Not even close. Pretty sure I found him funny on occasion in the 90s

    That just makes him more punch worthy.

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    He always reminds me of Clayton Weatherston.

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