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    Virgil
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    @taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Virgil did you not go to Scouts; Be Prepared.

    They don't make bags big enough to handle that shit

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    Still judged.

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    @Donsteppa said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Still judged.

    Racist (towards dogs)

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    What kind of an egg leaves their dog's shit all over the place! And @MN5 gives me grief for being a hutt bogan. Christ on a bike.

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    To be perfectly honest our dog has never left a shit anywhere other than our own back lawn. Don't know if it's because she's a 'bitch' but she never leaves her mark when she's taken for walks.
    Unlike our last dog. He couldn't walk 5 meters without cocking a leg. I especially loved how he always picked the nicest most cared for from lawn to take a crap, and while the owners were in view to see,

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    Hadn't read this thread for a few days and discovered that to catch up I needed to go back four pages and go from BOK (without the old obligatory rumours of spitroasting prowess) to discussing what average weather girl s the hottest to dog shit.
    Gotta love the fern.

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    @Crucial we don't discriminate here

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    My dog used to do disgraceful things like running over a kids sandcastle then pissing on the ruins. There are no words that placate an irate parent in that situation .

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    @Bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    What kind of an egg leaves their dog's shit all over the place! And @MN5 gives me grief for being a hutt bogan. Christ on a bike.

    Bro, I just stalked your fb page. with a do like this you're really not helping yourself.

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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    My dog used to do disgraceful things like running over a kids sandcastle then pissing on the ruins.

    Yeah but I do that, (it's not a big deal they get over it eventually).

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    @MN5 it'll catch on.

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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    My dog used to do disgraceful things like running over a kids sandcastle then pissing on the ruins. There are no words that placate an irate parent in that situation .

    Whilst that is at the same time amusing and hideous it pales into insignificance to the bloody mutt that my sister brought to stay one Christmas. We decided to go down to the beach for a walk Christmas Day morning which was a bit of a mistake as we'd forgotten the annual dopey-fuckers Christmas swim so the beach was rammed. All the normal walkers and dog walkers etc got shunted off down one small part of the beach. This too was packed. This bloody dog shot off to run around the beach with all his new mates for all of 30 seconds before he crouched down with his back legs shaking. Hunched over like an oriental bridge, squeezing out a giant turd about a third of the size of its own body Being that cold time of year the thing was steaming like The Flying Scotsman and all the other dog owners were trying to get their dogs away before they ate it. Anyway the dog finishes up, scratches at the sand and buggers off. Only it wasn't finished. The turd was stuck in its arse, sticking out about 8 inches. Could we catch the dog? Could we fuck. Meanwhile all the other mutts on the beach were going wild chasing the bloody thing. We tried getting to go in the sea in the hope the offending article might get washed off but the dog was having none of it. Anyway eventually my sister caught the dog, took out her plastic bag and with one hand on the dog's collar she used the plastic bag to grip the offending Richard and tried to yank it out of the dog's arse. This was harder than it looked as the dog was not enjoying the experience and was seemingly clamping its arse cheeks together. After much swearing and tugging she got the turd out of the dog (I swear to this day I heard its arse shut), only to be rewarded by the dog turning round and biting her.

    My kids wonder why I won't have a bloody dog.

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    Obese woman posts pictures of herself in a swimsuit on the Internet gets negative reaction and is so surprised she goes to the media

    Ffs

    http://m.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11785763

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    @jegga i know you are constantly trying to be outraged, but I'm not sure what she's done wrong here. It looks an awful lot like someone at the Herald was reading instagram and wrote an article about her post, rather than the woman going to the media. There are no quotes from an interview, they all appear to be from her instagram page. Direct your hate straight at the Herald for deciding this was a story they could print.

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    @mariner4life it seems like every other day there's a story about fat shaming, the nets a pretty cruel place and I don't think it's perticularly newsworthy she was targeted by trolls. There was a story yesterday about the family of s seven year old who was killed on a Quad bike being trolled because he wasn't wearing a helmet . Some people have no shame , I'm not sure drawing more attention to them is the best option for dealing with someone who obviously wants notoriety in the first place.

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    It's not newsworthy (the woman in question may feel the same).

    People really are complete fuckwits. Who the fuck writes horrible shit on someone's wedding photos? Someone they don't even know?

    And before i am accused of blatant hypocrisy, i think there is a massive difference between us calling someone a whale on here, and actually seeking out their photos to say it directly to them.

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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mariner4life it seems like every other day there's a story about fat shaming, the nets a pretty cruel place and I don't think it's perticularly newsworthy she was targeted by trolls. There was a story yesterday about the family of s seven year old who was killed on a Quad bike being trolled because he wasn't wearing a helmet . Some people have no shame , I'm not sure drawing more attention to them is the best option for dealing with someone who obviously wants notoriety in the first place.

    Often this trolling is just people pointing out the obvious

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    @Virgil I'm going to assume that's tongue-in-cheek?

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    @Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @Donsteppa said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Still judged.

    Racist (towards dogs)

    Specieist?

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    @mariner4life social media has changed people. Despite in the case of FB where most post under their own name, it makes people feel much braver than they do in real life and say some downright nasty shit, and to random unknown people!

    I do try to only post stuff that I would say to someones face (although in some cases, I know I wouldn't have said it as I wouldn't have thought of it quick enough as I often see something on FB and 10mins later I think, oh shit I should say that) and even then I still don't as I know this person is their friend and they are an oversensitive fluffybunny who will take offence, and I really cant be arsed with the fallout...

    I remember a few years back, my eldest fell off a quadbike, it rolled, he was lucky to only break his collarbone...I happened to be filming it, and posted it on FB. One of my friends made a humourous comment, then one of my mums friends who I was FB friends with that we knew well cos she was also their neighbour, started ranting at my friend about his comment. So I deleted her comments...although I know she would have said it in real life too...

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