Ron Swanson
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Ron Swanson:
I am and always will be a cat man. Dogs shit everywhere, roll in that shit and need to be kept on a leash to stop them from doing something stupid like running after a car.
Cats are graceful, intelligent hunters. They see no point in chasing after a ball (or a postman or car) and if you don't feed them, these highly evolved killing machines will catch their own grub. They also bury their shit and clean themselves.
Some curly haired freak pooch somehow made it onto my property the other day. Luckily for that curly Snoopy piece of shit, it had my wife and son to shield it from my wrath.
Which isn't to say all cats are awesome. There is a fluffy turd of a cat across the road that has tasted the hose. That thing is a disgrace to its proud species.
Cats are fluffybunnies, you should get more like our hero Ron Swanson
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@Virgil said in Ron Swanson:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Ron Swanson:
I am and always will be a cat man. Dogs shit everywhere, roll in that shit and need to be kept on a leash to stop them from doing something stupid like running after a car.
Cats are graceful, intelligent hunters. They see no point in chasing after a ball (or a postman or car) and if you don't feed them, these highly evolved killing machines will catch their own grub. They also bury their shit and clean themselves.
Some curly haired freak pooch somehow made it onto my property the other day. Luckily for that curly Snoopy piece of shit, it had my wife and son to shield it from my wrath.
Which isn't to say all cats are awesome. There is a fluffy turd of a cat across the road that has tasted the hose. That thing is a disgrace to its proud species.
Cats are fluffybunnies, you should get more like our hero Ron Swanson
Even Ron has his flaws.
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No you fuckers. Any more posts about cats in my Ron Swanson thread will be deleted.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Ron Swanson:
Quoting this on purpose. I almost used this one.
Nice job staying on topic
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I love dogs now.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Ron Swanson:
I am and always will be a cat man. Dogs shit everywhere, roll in that shit and need to be kept on a leash to stop them from doing something stupid like running after a car.
Cats are graceful, intelligent hunters. They see no point in chasing after a ball (or a postman or car) and if you don't feed them, these highly evolved killing machines will catch their own grub. They also bury their shit and clean themselves.
Some curly haired freak pooch somehow made it onto my property the other day. Luckily for that curly Snoopy piece of shit, it had my wife and son to shield it from my wrath.
Which isn't to say all cats are awesome. There is a fluffy turd of a cat across the road that has tasted the hose. That thing is a disgrace to its proud species.
A what? Is that one of the 72 new genders?
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