Stupid shit you see on the internet
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@mariner4life great joke! RIP Bill Hicks you fucking legend.
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@jegga only takes one moron to ruin it for everyone
“An accident happened,” Fernando Rodrigues Pereira, the museum’s press officer, told artnet News in an email. “Now this installation is temporarily closed.” The exhibition had displayed warning signs and a staff member was manning the room when the man fell, as per established security protocols.
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@taniwharugby said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@jegga only takes one moron to ruin it for everyone
“An accident happened,” Fernando Rodrigues Pereira, the museum’s press officer, told artnet News in an email. “Now this installation is temporarily closed.” The exhibition had displayed warning signs and a staff member was manning the room when the man fell, as per established security protocols.
I don’t think the world is missing out on much not being able to look at an eight foot deep hole . I wonder how much the artist charged for that?
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LGBTQIA+ Safer Sex Guide: Pleasure, Preventive Care, Tips
We created an LGBTQIA+ safer sex guide that understands the true complexity and diversity across gender identities, sexual orientation, attractions, and experiences.
"For the purposes of this guide, we’ll refer to the vagina as the “front hole” instead of solely using the medical term “vagina.” This is gender-inclusive language that’s considerate of the fact that some trans people don’t identify with the labels the medical community attaches to their genitals."
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That guide is an absolute goldmine of the utterly ridiculous. I always preferred the term "front bum" but "front hole" works too.
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@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
LGBTQIA+ Safer Sex Guide: Pleasure, Preventive Care, Tips
We created an LGBTQIA+ safer sex guide that understands the true complexity and diversity across gender identities, sexual orientation, attractions, and experiences.
"For the purposes of this guide, we’ll refer to the vagina as the “front hole” instead of solely using the medical term “vagina.” This is gender-inclusive language that’s considerate of the fact that some trans people don’t identify with the labels the medical community attaches to their genitals."
Dare we ask how you found that site? Your google history must be interesting.
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@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
LGBTQIA+ Safer Sex Guide: Pleasure, Preventive Care, Tips
We created an LGBTQIA+ safer sex guide that understands the true complexity and diversity across gender identities, sexual orientation, attractions, and experiences.
"For the purposes of this guide, we’ll refer to the vagina as the “front hole” instead of solely using the medical term “vagina.” This is gender-inclusive language that’s considerate of the fact that some trans people don’t identify with the labels the medical community attaches to their genitals."
What shocks me most about that is they've added another letter.
"A"? WTF does that stand for?
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@booboo said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
LGBTQIA+ Safer Sex Guide: Pleasure, Preventive Care, Tips
We created an LGBTQIA+ safer sex guide that understands the true complexity and diversity across gender identities, sexual orientation, attractions, and experiences.
"For the purposes of this guide, we’ll refer to the vagina as the “front hole” instead of solely using the medical term “vagina.” This is gender-inclusive language that’s considerate of the fact that some trans people don’t identify with the labels the medical community attaches to their genitals."
What shocks me most about that is they've added another letter.
"A"? WTF does that stand for?
Not sure. But the T definitely stands for Tiresome, and the B is for Bullshit.
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@booboo said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
Asexual
why would the Asexual need a safe sex guide?
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I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
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@mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@booboo said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
Asexual
why would the Asexual need a safe sex guide?
Probably for those that identify as asexual on some days, but something else on others ...
Like wives for 364 days a year.
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I've seen the term "front pole" used on twitter in response to this article which I have decided to adopt to ensure I am using gender inclusive language.
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@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I've seen the term "front pole" used on twitter in response to this article which I have decided to adopt to ensure I am using gender inclusive language.
do you have a back pole you weirdo?
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@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
@no-quarter said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:
I dare any of you blokes in the dating game to give the contractual consent a go on your first date:
"Contractual consent involves creating a written contract that outlines the sexual preferences of the partners involved and clearly states the sexual acts that can and can’t be performed, and in which situations. For some people, contractual consent means consent isn’t needed in the moment. For others, verbal, implied, or enthusiastic consent still need to happen."
Thinking on that more I might try that with the wife, see if I can slip a few extras into the fine print...
I've read of married couples who sign contracts stipulating that they have to have sex a certain number of times a week.
Gee it's tempting to bring one of those forms just to see the reaction. @MN5 you game?
There are two types of girls that this will work on.
- Insane feminists who think its a great idea.
- Women who have woken up to the insanity who will find it genuinely hilarious.
I guess if they laugh its a go! Otherwise run, run for your damn life.
