Movie review thread...
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@mariner4life over-estimated my abilities.
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I hate all the modern Star Wars movies. That being said, I actually enjoyed Solo. So if like me you think there's been nothing good in this space for decades, give Disney a chance with this. It has Ron Howard as director, so it's already on the winning track.
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@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
I hate all the modern Star Wars movies. That being said, I actually enjoyed Solo. So if like me you think there's been nothing good in this space for decades, give Disney a chance with this. It has Ron Howard as director, so it's already on the winning track.
You’re posting in the wrong thread, the hate on sw and Disney is the next one over..
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@virgil said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
I hate all the modern Star Wars movies. That being said, I actually enjoyed Solo. So if like me you think there's been nothing good in this space for decades, give Disney a chance with this. It has Ron Howard as director, so it's already on the winning track.
You’re posting in the wrong thread, the hate on sw and Disney is the next one over..
Agree. Keep it to the Incel.....I mean Star Wars thread please.
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@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
I hate all the modern Star Wars movies. That being said, I actually enjoyed Solo. So if like me you think there's been nothing good in this space for decades, give Disney a chance with this. It has Ron Howard as director, so it's already on the winning track.
Yep, it will be good to get a 3rd stream going over on that thread - so far we've got modern haters, prequel haters and we can add hates everything but original trilogy.
Whats your stance on the Ewok movies?
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@nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
I hate all the modern Star Wars movies. That being said, I actually enjoyed Solo. So if like me you think there's been nothing good in this space for decades, give Disney a chance with this. It has Ron Howard as director, so it's already on the winning track.
Yep, it will be good to get a 3rd stream going over on that thread - so far we've got modern haters, prequel haters and we can add hates everything but original trilogy.
Whats your stance on the Ewok movies?
Don't forget the SW wookies Xmas special
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@raznomore said in Re: Movie review thread...:
I am a huge fan or the SW porn parodies..
Your first post in i don't know how long and THIS is it?
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@mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@raznomore said in Re: Movie review thread...:
I am a huge fan or the SW porn parodies..
Your first post in i don't know how long and THIS is it?
Seemed reasonable to me
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Watched the first Purge movie. Watched the whole lot as punishment.
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A Prayer Before Dawn
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Lethal Weapon 2
Only good thing about this is a young Patsy Kensit.
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antipodean said:
Lethal Weapon 2
Only good thing about this is a young Patsy Kensit.
The lethal weapon films have not dated well
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Skyscraper
Pretty much what it says on the box.
3 butterflies in the stomach out of 5 mirror images
Hannah Quinlivan is hot
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taniwharugby said:
Skyscraper
Pretty much what it says on the box.
3 butterflies in the stomach out of 5 mirror images
Hannah Quinlivan is hot
Looks like a millenials version of Die Hard. Am I wrong?
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Watched Justice League last night. It's... not very good.
It's impossible not to compare it to Marvel, and it falls short in basically every way. Plot, visuals, character "development", timing, it was all very weak.
Bad dude needs 3 boxes, so bad dude rainbow-bridges in, has shitty set piece, takes box. Or, the good guys just leave it fucking laying around.
And all the suspense was pretty much taken out by just bringing back Superman. Seriously, fuck Superman. How exactly do you introduce peril in to a movie when there is a hero present who can do every fucking thing. Come in, whup the bad dude, save the civilians, smirk. Job done. The Justice League should be renamed Superman and the Distractions.
And then, to top it all off, they blatantly steal the end of Rise of the Guardians. Like, not pay homage, just outright steal. Get fucked.
DC's only redeeming feature is they have better looking heroes (despite trying to hide it by shooting everything in fucking grey and black). Gal Gadot. Jason Momoa. Henry Cavill. These are fucking good looking humans. Then backed up by Amber Heard, Amy Adams, Connie Neilson. Hotties.
As Seanbaby said in a Cracked article last week "Seriously, Henry Cavill looks like he was designed by panties scientists to stress-test fluid absorption".
I'm giving them a half a point just for having beautiful people in the cast.
2.5 you know what, no, 2.5 shitty movies out of 5 beautiful people.