Movie review thread...
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@mokey said in Re: Movie review thread...:
An older one that I hadn't actually seen, but it was on. Yes Man.
Dear me.
Not funny in the slightest. Pales in comparison to the infinitely better Liar Liar story wise, and even a smidge of Bruce Almighty. Rhys Darby was terrible. As for the (then) 46 year old Carrey trying to pull off manic scooter ride in flapping hospital gown and a romance with someone 20 years his junior who looks even younger...blurg.
For a writer you really need to work on your editing. That whole post could have been trimmed to two words.
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T2 is so fucking awesome
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@snowy said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Watched The Omen for the first time in years. Really good. Loved the baboon scene.
Great flicks. All of them.
Some outstanding deaths for sure
Made you wary of getting into a lift or hanging near trucks carrying sheets of glass.. -
@snowy I remember chuckling while reading a summary of novelisations on Wikipedia, which included the detail that Lisa Harrow's character was impregnated by Damien via their anal intercourse, and that she gave birth to some abomination that was delivered out of her ass.
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@virgil said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@snowy said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Watched The Omen for the first time in years. Really good. Loved the baboon scene.
Great flicks. All of them.
Some outstanding deaths for sure
Made you wary of getting into a lift or hanging near trucks carrying sheets of glass..Immediately sprung to mind.
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@tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@snowy I remember chuckling while reading a summary of novelisations on Wikipedia, which included the detail that Lisa Harrow's character was impregnated by Damien via their anal intercourse, and that she gave birth to some abomination that was delivered out of her ass.
We've all been there, I recall a particularly large meal at the Lone star in Napier and the mrs said I appeared to be carrying a food baby. She wasn't amused when I suggested a few hours later she should call her sister who a midwife because I was sure I was crowning.
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@tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@snowy I remember chuckling while reading a summary of novelisations on Wikipedia, which included the detail that Lisa Harrow's character was impregnated by Damien via their anal intercourse, and that she gave birth to some abomination that was delivered out of her ass.
Umm. O.K. That is a bit weird.
I still quite liked the movies.
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@jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@snowy I remember chuckling while reading a summary of novelisations on Wikipedia, which included the detail that Lisa Harrow's character was impregnated by Damien via their anal intercourse, and that she gave birth to some abomination that was delivered out of her ass.
We've all been there, I recall a particularly large meal at the Lone star in Napier and the mrs said I appeared to be carrying a food baby. She wasn't amused when I suggested a few hours later she should call her sister who a midwife because I was sure I was crowning.
It's the response to this sort of high quality humour that proves why you can't reassign gender at the stroke of a pen.
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Ah, here we are:
The fourth novel, Omen IV: Armageddon 2000, was entirely unrelated to the fourth movie, but continued the story of Omen III following the one-night stand between Damien Thorn and Kate Reynolds in that film. This affair included an act of sodomy and thence Kate gave rectal "birth" to another diabolical entity called "the Abomination" in the Omen IV novel.
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@majorrage It's a really, really good movie.
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@majorrage said in Re: Movie review thread...:
First Blood (Rambo)
'twas on last night when I was about to hit the hay, but as we all know, first rule of being a man is that when Rambo is on, you watch Rambo.
5 Rambo's out of 5 Rambo's.
Because Rambo.
Never gets old. As good a story as Rocky and should have been recognised as such come Oscar time.
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@majorrage said in Re: Movie review thread...:
First Blood (Rambo)
'twas on last night when I was about to hit the hay, but as we all know, first rule of being a man is that when Rambo is on, you watch Rambo.
5 Rambo's out of 5 Rambo's.
Because Rambo.
one of the all-time great movie reviews.
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From Dusk to Dawn.
OMFG How hot is Salma Hayek?
5 hot table dancers out of 5 vampire demons.
