Movie review thread...
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@jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean You shut your fucking bitch mouth. That movie is exceptionally well shot, and has some extraordinarily great action sequences. The foot chase is incredible.
Hawking and My Left Foot have better chase scenes.
While I appreciate the gibe ( I will use it myself and never give you credit) you overegged it a bit there. The scene where Keanu ends up in the lawnmower is one of the greats.
That police raid scene was awesome as well. Mad naked chick was hilarious. As was Red Hot Chilli Pepper getting his toes blown off.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@jegga said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@antipodean You shut your fucking bitch mouth. That movie is exceptionally well shot, and has some extraordinarily great action sequences. The foot chase is incredible.
Hawking and My Left Foot have better chase scenes.
While I appreciate the gibe ( I will use it myself and never give you credit) you overegged it a bit there. The scene where Keanu ends up in the lawnmower is one of the greats.
That police raid scene was awesome as well. Mad naked chick was hilarious. As was Red Hot Chilli Pepper getting his toes blown off.
Anthony Keidis is fucken Lawrence Olivier compared to Keanu....
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Clint Eastwood is a terrible actor with one tone of voice, growling.
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@mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Clint Eastwood is a terrible actor with one tone of voice, growling.
Fuck you in the arse
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@canefan said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Clint Eastwood is a terrible actor with one tone of voice, growling.
Fuck you in the arse
Yeah m4l get fucked you scrawny wankstain shitcunt. This is your most retarded post of all time.
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I have owned cheap water pistols with more range than Clint Eastwood
here is Clint's range, described in gif form
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@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Siam said in Re: Movie review thread...:
I had to like all those last three posts.
Wonderful spontaneous humour on Chrissie eve lads.
Thank you
I wasn't being funny.
Most unnecessary post ever. This describes all your posts and is no longer required.
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@Bones said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Siam said in Re: Movie review thread...:
I had to like all those last three posts.
Wonderful spontaneous humour on Chrissie eve lads.
Thank you
I wasn't being funny.
Most unnecessary post ever. This describes all your posts and is no longer required.
Get fucked. You love my work.
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Saw a couple of targeted at kids movies.
Spiderman - Into the Spider-verse. Another Marvel movie, this time made by Columbia Pictures for some reason, and yet another win for them. This is a great fun movie based on the Miles Morales version of Spiderman and featuring alternate universes. It's animated and use a 'comic' style, there's blurred out bits that I thought might be from 3D but they're to replicate smudges etc on comic books and the voice cast is really good. 4 Blonde Peter Parkers out of 5 Peter Porkers.
BumbleBee. A Transformers movie, I had only seen the first and 20 minutes of the second. This would probably be a good kids movie but not that great for adults. But it helps that it's 80s set and uses the 80s versions of the Auto-bots and Decepticons. 2.5 VWs out of 5 Freightliners.
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A Simple Favor - Blake Lively, Anna Kendrick.
Decent enough, if not predictable crime/thriller.
Blake LIvely is sexy AF in this though.
3 new BFF out of 5 mommy blogs
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Bad Times at the El Royale
Jeff Bridges, John Hamm, Chris Hemsworth, Dakota Johnson
While not a Tarantino film, kinda reminded me of his style (although more, Tarantino-lite)
Was a decent watch, if not a little long, Dakota is pretty sexy.
3.5 pervy motels out of 5 cults
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Saw Aquaman, equal parts stupid and fun. There's something to build on for the sequel, just need a better script for Momoa's charisma (and ditch Heard competely).
Some terrible de-aging CGI on Jake the Muss, where a few ropely CGI scenes actually. But they certainly delivered on special effects at the end, which was 100% bonkers. Julie Andrews voices one of the big creatures at the end. (I'm not joking about bonkers)
I liked that the brother was the traditional casting take on Aquaman, thought that was a nice touch.
Go in expecting a light hearted comic book romp and you come away happy. Very different from Snyder's take, but still close enough they all work together.
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Ralph Wrecks the Internet: Continuing my kiddies film watching at the moment (and being unable to contribute anything to the cricket threads), this was great. Laugh out loud funny in parts and interesting how they represented the internet. They do a funny bit with Disney princess too. There's a mid credits sequence with pancakes that had me in hysterics. Like Spiderman the voice cast in this film were top notch. 4 milkshakes out of 5 pancakes.