Advice: I am seriously considering buy a Harley Davidson
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="dogmeat" data-cid="553099" data-time="1453082025"><p>Answer the following honestly to determine if you are a potential Harley owner<br>
<br></p><ul class="bbcol decimal"><li>Are you male?</li><li>Do you have a beard?</li><li>Is it grey?</li><li>Do you have a XXL beer gut?</li><li>Do you have a collection of black XL t-shirts to cram your XXL gut into?</li><li>Do have a fetching polka dot bandana to cover your bald pate and make you look "mongrel"?</li><li>Do you belong to a real ale club?</li><li>Do you need something to compensate for your "size"?</li><li>Do you really like spending your spare time polishing chrome?</li><li>Do you have arthritic knees?</li></ul></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="dogmeat" data-cid="553099" data-time="1453082025">
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<p>Answer the following honestly to determine if you are a potential Harley owner</p>
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<ol><li>Are you male?</li>
<li>Do you have a beard?</li>
<li>Is it grey?</li>
<li>Do you have a XXL beer gut?</li>
<li>Do you have a collection of black XL t-shirts to cram your XXL gut into?</li>
<li>Do have a fetching polka dot bandana to cover your bald pate and make you look "mongrel"?</li>
<li>Do you belong to a real ale club?</li>
<li>Do you need something to compensate for your "size"?</li>
<li>Do you really like spending your spare time polishing chrome?</li>
<li>Do you have arthritic knees?</li>
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<p>I like to remind any of my harley riding mates that Personal Investor magazine profiled Harley riders in the states and found the average was 45-55 years old earned close to or above six figures and put minimal miles of their hog yearly. Ie another version of the midlife crisis red convertible.</p> -
<p>Thats a no from me too and I used to ride bikes, bikes are a lot faster now which isnt an issue with a Harley but my reflexes and eyesight arent what they were when I was 20 which is still a factor on a Harley.</p>
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<p>If you want a bike there are two ways of going about it I reckon,</p>
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<p>A trail bike, you can't get speeding fines and they are a of of fun</p>
<p>BEARS racing <a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.ozbearsracing.com/'>http://www.ozbearsracing.com/</a> you get to meet heaps of people, have a bit of fun ,go fast without worrying about oncoming traffic and you still get to ride a chrome laden bike if thats what you like and as a final bonus there are medical staff on hand . I have mates who do this, there are track days they go up to to prepare for the races. </p>
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<p>I'll leave the last word to Stephen Fry,</p>
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<p style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:17.5px;text-align:justify;">A little relevant excerpt from Stephen Fry:</p>
<p style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:17.5px;text-align:justify;">I've got an American cousin who is a doctor who was visiting me in London at the time when I used to ride a motorbike. He didn't know this and he saw me check in my "skid lid" as we .. as we biker boys call them. He said "I didn't know you ride a bike." He said "Do you know what we call bike riders at the Trauma Department of the Roosevelt Hospital?" I said "No." He said "Donors."</p>
<p style="color:rgb(51,51,51);font-family:'Helvetica Neue', Helvetica, Arial, sans-serif;font-size:17.5px;text-align:justify;">That was one thing and literally two days later, a friend of mine was talking about an Aunt who was at Moorfields Eye Hospital and she was going to have a cataract operation or a corneal graft. The chap came in - the consultant. He said "Now Mrs Alton. I'm sure you've heard about it. We are going to cut out that nasty old lens, that cloudy old lens and we are going to sew in a nice bright fresh new one. It's a very simple operation and it only takes a few hours and you will be out and seeing wonderfully. The only trouble is that we don't have any donor eyes in at the moment." He looked at the window and said "... but its raining so it shouldn't be too long."</p> -
<p>I'm probably not the person to talk you out of riding...</p>
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<p>Its too late..Raz took the jump and bought the bike</p>
<p>Here he is..</p>
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<p>Whats the red machine? I almost bought one of these when I was about 20, the seller changed his mind and as far as I know still has it</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Virgil" data-cid="553141" data-time="1453095349"><p>Its too late..Raz took the jump and bought the bike<br>
Here he is..<br>
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<p>The red one is a Kawasaki Versys 1000 - sports tourer now my 20s are a long time ago.</p>
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<p>So that's what an Italian-Samoan looks like....</p>
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<p>This is what an actual Italian-Samoan looks like:</p>
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<p>I have no idea how I know about this guy who is the WWE champion - did I read it on the Fern WWE thread?</p> -
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<p>Why don't you buy another ute to restore?</p>
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<p>The truth is that I bought that ute in 2001 and it took me years to sort it out. I was always willing but ever had the time, money or parts to get it up an running any sooner. Kids.</p>
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<p>Storage was a MF too. So I wanted to downsize the toy. Parts don't seem to be an issue and they cost fuck all.</p> -
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Razbra" data-cid="553169" data-time="1453107144"><p>The truth is that I bought that ute in 2001 and it took me years to sort it out. I was always willing but ever had the time, money or parts to get it up an running any sooner. Kids.<br>
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Storage was a MF too. So I wanted to downsize the toy. Parts don't seem to be an issue and they cost fuck all.</p></blockquote>
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Parts for the ute or the Harley? Is it a project you're looking for or a turn key bike you can ride on nice days? The other thing is the mrs, she might say she wants to ride with you so you have to get something with a comfortable seat for her and then never actually do that. A mate only got permission from swmbo to buy a boat on the condition it has nice seats etc so they could all go out for picnics etc as a family. This has happened maybe 10 times in six years in the meantime the inside of the boat looks like shit from dive gear etc and has wrecked its resale value . -
<p>This is basically it. I want a bike to cruise on the weekends and perhaps use for work. </p>
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<p>I don't have a compensation issue. </p>
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<p>I don't have a beer gut yet. I like wanky IPAs but Im not in a club for craft beer drinkers.</p>
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<p>The mrs will likely sit on the back at some stage but I'd imagine we'd be going "2 miles an hour so everybody see's me" and not very often.</p>
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<p>Parts for the HQ were a cnt to get in good cond. I spent far too much and the end result was good but I want something ready to go but if it does fall apart I can afford to get it up an going again.</p>
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<p>I am embracing the weather and the lifestyle, Im not interested in getting sleeved up and getting a spray on tan so I go down surfers and stand by my bike in my bikie nike's, telling every chick that walks past shes a slut dying for my cck while I proceed to adjust my comb over(with my barbers initials cared into the side) in the side mirrors.</p> -
<p>Go for it Raz</p>
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<p>I'm not a biker but lots of my family are and they love it. Glassed over eyes when trying to explain that all life's troubles melt away when on the bike - pure bliss they say</p>
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<p>This is what an actual Italian-Samoan looks like:</p>
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<p>I have no idea how I know about this guy who is the WWE champion - did I read it on the Fern WWE thread?</p>
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<p>Looks a bit like Mitch Johnson on roids.</p>
