Grumpy Old Man

[chimoaus]

@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

You know how sometimes on the Fern a thread takes an unexpected turn, and it turns out to be awesome?

Yeah, that didn't happen here.

People who like to complain about things on the internet.

[Bones]

Singers who randomly alter tones and elongate words in anthems at sports events so the crowd can't sing along properly.

When the whole crowd still waits until the English part of the kiwi anthem to start singing.

[Crucial]

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

Singers who randomly alter tones and elongate words in anthems at sports events so the crowd can't sing along properly.

When the whole crowd still waits until the English part of the kiwi anthem to start singing.

Oh, at the rugby. I thought for a moment you were talking about a Coldplay concert.

[Bones]

@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

Singers who randomly alter tones and elongate words in anthems at sports events so the crowd can't sing along properly.

When the whole crowd still waits until the English part of the kiwi anthem to start singing.

Oh, at the rugby. I thought for a moment you were talking about a Coldplay concert.

I'm not the serial killer, that's @Snowy

[Snowy]

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:

@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

People who put 12 cushions on a bed

I call them "women".

Colour me surprised that you see women as mere cushions. Just the ones in the basement?

No, the people who use them are not usually men.

[Bones]

@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:

@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

People who put 12 cushions on a bed

I call them "women".

Colour me surprised that you see women as mere cushions. Just the ones in the basement?

No, the people who use them are not usually men.

I think you'll find there's a large quantity of men who use women.

[A Former User]

@voodoo said in Grumpy Old Man:

@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:

Wife's who remake the bed when you clearly made a lot of effort to make it the first time.

People who put 12 cushions on a bed

Also known as me!

[A Former User]

Love this thread, top work.

[dogmeat]

People who pronounce "ing" on the end of a word as a "k"

There's just somethink inherently wrong.

[Hooroo]

@dogmeat said in Grumpy Old Man:

People who pronounce "ing" on the end of a word as a "k"

There's just somethink inherently wrong.

and 'th' pronounced 'ff' unless it is a sweet looking Essex/South East London lass.

[Catogrande]

@Hooroo You mean Sarf Eass Lunnon

[Hooroo]

@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Hooroo You mean Sarf Eass Lunnon

We had a stunning EA when I worked there, and she was from Essex and used to say "Fanks" with a smile that would melt your heart

[Crucial]

@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

@Hooroo You mean Sarf Eass Lunnon

Too many consonants in there @Catogrande , but very close.

[MN5]

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

Love this thread, top work.

People who get famous despite being talentless fucks.

Like James Cordan.

[chimoaus]

People who end each sentence with upspeak, had a meeting the other day with one and fuk me it drove me bonkers.

[Virgil]

I’m going to be a bit grumpier tomorrow, think I’m entitled to be...

[A Former User]

@MN5 take that back, he's a darling.

[MN5]

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 take that back, he's a darling.

At what ? Genuinely curious why anyone has any sort of time for him.

[Catogrande]

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

Love this thread, top work.

People who get famous despite being talentless fucks.

Like James Cordan.

To be fair to him, I think he realises this. Why else would he be such a smug fluffybunny?

[MN5]

@Catogrande said in Grumpy Old Man:

@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:

@R-L said in Grumpy Old Man:

Love this thread, top work.

People who get famous despite being talentless fucks.

Like James Cordan.

To be fair to him, I think he realises this. Why else would he be such a smug fluffybunny?

I saw this which sums him up brilliantly.

He’s also far and away the least funny guy in this pic.