Awesome stuff you see on the internet
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@kirwan said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I once walked into a street pole in London. It was the 90s and no mobile phones then. To make things worse I was on a first date with an English chick who spent the rest of the night laughing at me.
And I know you are all wondering...yep, the date ended well ๐
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@crazy-horse well yeah, you got poled.
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@crazy-horse said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@kirwan said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I once walked into a street pole in London. It was the 90s and no mobile phones then. To make things worse I was on a first date with an English chick who spent the rest of the night laughing at me.
And I know you are all wondering...yep, the date ended well ๐
You married her?
I dived into a mate's swimming pool (having just broken up with a girlfriend) and had half a bottle of overproof vodka. I was lucky that I didn't break my neck, but the pool was a nice reddish colour. I then got on my motorbike, no helmet (HIA was pending), blood everywhere and went to ex girlfriend's house for sympathy.
We have been married for over 20 years.
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@bones said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
I dived into a mate's swimming pool
Can you expand on what makes this such a dangerous activity? Is it a euphemism?
No. I was pissed and did my "famous" armless dive. Complete idiot and was fortunate not to be crippled.
Should add that I did not know how deep the pool was.
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@snowy said in Awesome stuff you see on the internet:
@bones Yes it was shallow. Plenty of water. I was drunk. I went head first into the bottom of the pool. Don't think that I can add too much to that.
Memory a bit hazy?
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@crazy-horse I worked with a guy who told of a time he was in his parents convertible Porsche, couple of hotties walk past, he is giving it all the chat, he thinks light turns green, accelerates off, alas light wasnt red so car in front hadnt moved!
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https://m.facebook.com/story.php?story_fbid=1614491628736668&id=100005275389805
Ah fuck it I can't get the video link so it won't embed. Just trust me.