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    @catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @victor-meldrew
    Kathleen was seriously hot back in the day. Sizzling in Body Heat 😛

    Nowadays the only thing sizzling is the copious amounts of food she puts on the grill. Fucken enormous.....Urzila Carlson could be her stunt double.

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    @mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @victor-meldrew
    Kathleen was seriously hot back in the day. Sizzling in Body Heat 😛

    Nowadays the only thing sizzling is the copious amounts of food she puts on the grill. Fucken enormous.....Urzila Carlson could be her stunt double.

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    Ok Brad Pitt.

    She’s 64 years old and has suffered from Arthritis for 25 years. The steroids she took caused her weight to balloon.

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    @kirwan what a knight in shining armour! Didn't she play Chandler's Dad in Friends, always thought that was a bit sad.

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    @mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @victor-meldrew
    Kathleen was seriously hot back in the day. Sizzling in Body Heat 😛

    Nowadays the only thing sizzling is the copious amounts of food she puts on the grill. Fucken enormous.....Urzila Carlson could be her stunt double.

    1A8BC9C0-A6B4-4A47-8000-E2B0D57FC10F.jpeg

    The wall has been unkind for some 80s hotties. Her, Kelly McGillis, Greta Scaachi

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    @kirwan said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @victor-meldrew
    Kathleen was seriously hot back in the day. Sizzling in Body Heat 😛

    Nowadays the only thing sizzling is the copious amounts of food she puts on the grill. Fucken enormous.....Urzila Carlson could be her stunt double.

    1A8BC9C0-A6B4-4A47-8000-E2B0D57FC10F.jpeg

    Ok Brad Pitt.

    She’s 64 years old and has suffered from Arthritis for 25 years. The steroids she took caused her weight to balloon.

    She’s probably ‘big boned’ too.

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    @antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @victor-meldrew
    Kathleen was seriously hot back in the day. Sizzling in Body Heat 😛

    Nowadays the only thing sizzling is the copious amounts of food she puts on the grill. Fucken enormous.....Urzila Carlson could be her stunt double.

    1A8BC9C0-A6B4-4A47-8000-E2B0D57FC10F.jpeg

    The wall has been unkind for some 80s hotties. Her, Kelly McGillis, Greta Scaachi

    She looked decent in a movie starring Eric Roberts on Netflix I must say.

    But yeah they all need to get in touch with Liz and Salma for tips on how to remain hot cos whatever they’re doing ain’t working.

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    @mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @victor-meldrew
    Kathleen was seriously hot back in the day. Sizzling in Body Heat 😛

    Nowadays the only thing sizzling is the copious amounts of food she puts on the grill. Fucken enormous.....Urzila Carlson could be her stunt double.

    1A8BC9C0-A6B4-4A47-8000-E2B0D57FC10F.jpeg

    The wall has been unkind for some 80s hotties. Her, Kelly McGillis, Greta Scaachi

    She looked decent in a movie starring Eric Roberts on Netflix I must say.

    But yeah they all need to get in touch with Liz and Salma for tips on how to remain hot cos whatever they’re doing ain’t working.

    Can't beat good genetics

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    @tim what is "science fiction body horror"

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    @bones Body horror is horror that stems from disgust at the function of the body and modification of flesh. Cronenberg's The Fly, Videodrome, and Dead Ringers are some of the best known examples.

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    @r-l said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @kirwan what a knight in shining armour! Didn't she play Chandler's Dad in Friends, always thought that was a bit sad.

    I remembeer her in the wedding episode. She was pretty funny. Quite a few celebs went on Friends. Hell, even Brad Pitt did!

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    @majorrage was never impressed with Brad Pitt much, not a fan. One of my faves was the Bruce Willis appearances and Hank Azaria was always good!

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    Riders of Justice

    Riders of Justice (2020) ⭐ 7.5 | Action, Comedy, Drama

    Riders of Justice (2020) ⭐ 7.5 | Action, Comedy, Drama

    1h 56m | Not Rated

    3.5 Mads out of 5 Livids

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    Don’t Breathe

    Knackered

    4.5 out of 5

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    @tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Videodrome is a bloody great film and one of Cronenberg's best.

    Really deep and dark film with loads of social comment. And Debbie Harry getting her kit off.

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    @mikethesnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Don’t Breathe

    Is this the 2016 film with Stephen Lang?

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    @victor-meldrew said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mikethesnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Don’t Breathe

    Is this the 2016 film with Stephen Lang?

    Yes

    He’s excellent

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    Money Plane

    If the name of the movie hasn't already summed everything up for you.... here's a quote from the protagonist early on...

    "We are going to rob... the Money Plane. It's an airborne casino, chartered by a bunch of elite criminals who bet on all sorts of crazy shit. It operates over international airspace, but apparently it has over a billion dollars in crypto-currency"

    If you're still struggling to judge this book by its cover...

    • It stars WWE wrestling star Edge/Christian. I'm pretty sure it's Edge, but I've never been able to tell the two apart. The one whose chin precedes his nose... that one. 95% sure it's Edge.
    • It's directed by some guy with 2 brothers... the 2 brothers, and the director, are all in the movie. Hint: this is not a good sign of quality.

    Tit-watch: zero. It does have Denise Richards in it, but as a middle-aged wife, with veeeery limited screen-time, and looking like "huh... do I know her from somewhere? Was she my primary-school mate's mum who I slightly fantasised about because I didn't have too many female wank-role-models around?"

    Antagonist: Kelsey Grammar. Yeah. Bad Guy Kelsey Grammar. Alternating "dialling it in" with "hamming it up". He really goes for it with "I'm the baddest motherfucker in the world"... but... he's Kelsey fucking Grammar. So... yeah, nah.

    Overall: 2 just watch the "Honest Trailers" clip for it out of 5 "you'd be better off watching a classic '90s TLC ladder match"

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