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voodoo

Beach with another fam for a swim then lunch out in Manly. Afternoon nap.

gt12

Beach with another fam for a swim then lunch out in Manly. Afternoon nap.

Fuuuuuuck that sounds nice. Have a good day you fluffybunny!

Hooroo

@booboo well I just suggested a dawn trip down to Canberra for a day out.

But apparently miss 14 is breaking up with her boyfriend tomorrow, so we are on emotional support duty.

FFS...

Ha ha! That made me lol! I can imagine your frustration!

"You're 14 FFS!! You won't even remember this dude in a couple of years!!!"

Paekakboyz

@hooroo couple of weeks!!

NTA

She has to go to school with the skinny Iittle fuck, so there's that...

Extremely inconvenient to do this on a public holiday. All I'm saying.

I've decided maybe I take the boy out for the day to do driving lessons and track up some hours

Paekakboyz

@nta hopefully her next bf isn't from the same friend group!

Nepia

My highlight for Invasion Day is to walk to the testing centre. Have been crook at home for 3 days with Covid symptoms but my RATs keep coming up negative.

@NTA I'm unsure why emotional support can't be given in the car and then in Canberra.

NTA

@nepia said in Straya!:

I'm unsure why emotional support can't be given in the car and then in Canberra.

Because the chosen time is noon - the little fuckstick doesn't wake up until well after midday most days.

antipodean

BBQ, beers, pool and chat with neighbours. Had worse days.

Bones

Crucial

@Bones you don't think that thieving drunk pigs looking for a fight is something unusual in Oz do you?

Machpants

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-63699886

Crazy Horse

@Machpants said in Straya!:

https://www.bbc.com/news/world-australia-63699886

Yep that Python is quite the larrikin.

nostrildamus

@NTA said in Straya!:

@machpants just a python. Not even venomous.

Pythons Can Kill a Human in Minutes and Swallow Them in an Hour [USA Today]

COA professor Stephen Ressel lends his expertise in herpetology to explain the mechanisms that helped a reticulated python kill and swallow an Indonesia...

nostrildamus

I hadn't quite realized that that many pets bitten.

NTA

@nostrildamus sure they "can", but "would" they? Need to be pretty big to take on a human with ameasure of success.

nostrildamus

@NTA said in Straya!:

@nostrildamus sure they "can", but "would" they? Need to be pretty big to take on a human with ameasure of success.

A family member has a technically ginormous one in the rafters of her QLD garage, reckon if it fell on the car the car would come off worse.
Said it was great for the rats. I don't know the length but it was thicker than a big man's arm.

nostrildamus

@nostrildamus said in Straya!:

@NTA said in Straya!:

@nostrildamus sure they "can", but "would" they? Need to be pretty big to take on a human with ameasure of success.

A family member has a technically ginormous one in the rafters of her QLD garage, reckon if it fell on the car the car would come off worse.
Said it was great for the rats. I don't know the length but it was thicker than a big man's arm.

Ok i just checked they are usually 2 m but I reckon this was well over 3m could believe it was 4m long. Big enough to give a human a go I reckon.

NTA

@nostrildamus said in Straya!:

@nostrildamus said in Straya!:

@NTA said in Straya!:

@nostrildamus sure they "can", but "would" they? Need to be pretty big to take on a human with ameasure of success.

A family member has a technically ginormous one in the rafters of her QLD garage, reckon if it fell on the car the car would come off worse.
Said it was great for the rats. I don't know the length but it was thicker than a big man's arm.

Ok i just checked they are usually 2 m but I reckon this was well over 3m could believe it was 4m long. Big enough to give a human a go I reckon.

My Mum's place in rural QLD features a python in the rafters of the patio. Great for rodent control.

gt12

https://www.facebook.com/share/v/46WjUjrsHpv8nckN/?mibextid=WC7FNe

The Silver Fern

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Pythons Can Kill a Human in Minutes and Swallow Them in an Hour [USA Today]