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<p>On Friday night i watched 50 minutes of an appallingly bad French movie just to see 30 seconds of 2002 Monica Belucci naked</p>
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On Friday night i watched 50 minutes of an appallingly bad French movie just to see 30 seconds of 2002 Monica Belucci naked<br><br><br><br>
Totally worth it.</p></blockquote>
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Just reported this post . Didn't. Name . The . Film. -
<p>I have no interest in seeing Ghostbusters as it is ...</p>
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<p>1/ Reportedly a shit movie.. as reported by people I trust.</p>
<p>2/ A blatant attempt at pushing a feminist agenda.</p>
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<p>So Feig can fuck off and I hope his reputation never recovers. An example of the Feig the nasty little twunt</p>
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<p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.inquisitr.com/3405661/ghostbusters-2016-director-paul-feig-amid-movies-failures-sparks-war-with-internet-personality-bardock-obama/'>http://www.inquisitr.com/3405661/ghostbusters-2016-director-paul-feig-amid-movies-failures-sparks-war-with-internet-personality-bardock-obama/</a></p> -
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<p>Just reported this post . Didn't. Name . The . Film.</p>
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<p>dude, it's Monica Belucci, seeing her naked is not exactly difficult. However i had little else to do</p>
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<p>But, it was called "The Brotherhood of the Wolf" and it was about a werewolf i think. I don't know, it was a bit shit. I'm pretty sure Monica was the werewolf, but i didn't stick around to find out. The main character looks like pre-drugs Mickey Rourke. Vincent Cassel, in a change for him, plays a smug arrogant Frenchman. And Monica is a whore. </p>
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<p>It's shit, just use google images. </p> -
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dude, it's Monica Belucci, seeing her naked is not exactly difficult. However i had little else to do<br><br>
But, it was called "The Brotherhood of the Wolf" and it was about a werewolf i think. I don't know, it was a bit shit. I'm pretty sure Monica was the werewolf, but i didn't stick around to find out. The main character looks like pre-drugs Mickey Rourke. Vincent Cassel, in a change for him, plays a smug arrogant Frenchman. And Monica is a whore. <br><br>
It's shit, just use google images.</p></blockquote>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="607957" data-time="1471828618"><p>dude, it's Monica Belucci, seeing her naked is not exactly difficult. However i had little else to do<br><br>
But, it was called "The Brotherhood of the Wolf" and it was about a werewolf i think. I don't know, it was a bit shit. I'm pretty sure Monica was the werewolf, but i didn't stick around to find out. The main character looks like pre-drugs Mickey Rourke. Vincent Cassel, in a change for him, plays a smug arrogant Frenchman. And Monica is a whore. <br><br>
It's shit, just use google images.</p></blockquote>
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The only worth while thing from those shitty Matrix sequels <br><br><img src="http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160822/e5c59c0a1e18850ba5f23d9221e03101.jpg" alt="e5c59c0a1e18850ba5f23d9221e03101.jpg"> -
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<p>dude, it's Monica Belucci, seeing her naked is not exactly difficult. However i had little else to do</p>
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<p>But, it was called "The Brotherhood of the Wolf" and it was about a werewolf i think. I don't know, it was a bit shit. I'm pretty sure Monica was the werewolf, but i didn't stick around to find out. The main character looks like pre-drugs Mickey Rourke. Vincent Cassel, in a change for him, plays a smug arrogant Frenchman. And Monica is a whore. </p>
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<p><em>Le Pacte de Loups</em> - I didn't mind it when I had a couple of spare hours to watch. Parts of it were shit, and it was a little hard to tease out the undertones of the pre-Revolution political machinations.</p>
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<p>In any case. Monica Bellucci. Yep - 51 and still fit as fuck.</p> -
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<p>2015 spy comedy film. Load of crap, predicatable sort of storyline, but some funny moments. Somehow or fuck this thing got 94% on rotten tomatoes, which I should have known by now is garbage ever since the whole English Patient debacle. Melissa McCarthy is average to poor for the first half and then she puts on this fake persona (as part of the film) and suddenly hits warp factor 10 on the comedy delivery. </p>
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<p>So in summary, wouldn't bother watching it, unless you want some light laughs.</p>
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<p>2 Cracking Melissa McCarthy lines out of 5 Total Melissa McCarthy lines</p>
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<p>(which sums up this movie, 100% accurately).</p> -
<p>I fucking hate Melissa McCarthy</p>
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<p>I fucking hate Melissa McCarthy</p>
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<p>Not a huge amount of surprise there ... given how often threads turn towards looking at totty when you are involved!</p> -
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Not a huge amount of surprise there ... given how often threads turn towards looking at totty when you are involved!</p></blockquote>
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That's a little unfair. I am hardly alone in that. <br><br>
And i don't hate her because she's ugly, i hate her because her whole career is pretty much "I'm stupid and fat, how funny is that?". It's not Melissa. And it wasn't for those before you, male or female. -
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<p>Hasn't that got Miranda in it? I downloaded it then saw that so haven't bothered watching it despite seeing some funny bits in the trailer.</p>
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<p>if you are meaning the tall horsey chick, then yep.</p> -
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<p>That's a little unfair. I am hardly alone in that.<br>
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<p>Unfair? Are you suggesting that this accusation is negative? </p>
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<p>Before I'd watched this, I'd agree with you on McCarthy. But her delivery of the lines when she's the "bodyguard" is top comedic value!</p>
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<p>Bones - yeah, she's in it - bit part character really. McCarthy dominates and Byrne is also a major, but she's nowhere near as memorable as Statham.</p> -
<p>For a number of years I was subjected to the abomination that was the Gilmore Girls so McCarthy is high on my people to kill list.</p>
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<p>You have to give her credit for becoming a major star though. Watching that appalling show, you would never have imagined what she would become. Fark, I just want to smash a window when I think about that show. It was at that time when you want to spend quality time together after babies come around and of course before I was able to stream videos on the laptop.</p>
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<p>fuuuuuck the Gilmore Girls. Fuck it right in the ear. </p>
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<p>I hope for their sake those bitches got paid by the word. </p>
