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jegga

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dude, it's Monica Belucci, seeing her naked is not exactly difficult. However i had little else to do 
But, it was called "The Brotherhood of the Wolf" and it was about a werewolf i think. I don't know, it was a bit shit. I'm pretty sure Monica was the werewolf, but i didn't stick around to find out. The main character looks like pre-drugs Mickey Rourke. Vincent Cassel, in a change for him, plays a smug arrogant Frenchman. And Monica is a whore. 
It's shit, just use google images.</blockquote>
 
Probably seen the vital scenes already by the sounds of things , post unreported .

Virgil

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="607957" data-time="1471828618">dude, it's Monica Belucci, seeing her naked is not exactly difficult. However i had little else to do 
But, it was called "The Brotherhood of the Wolf" and it was about a werewolf i think. I don't know, it was a bit shit. I'm pretty sure Monica was the werewolf, but i didn't stick around to find out. The main character looks like pre-drugs Mickey Rourke. Vincent Cassel, in a change for him, plays a smug arrogant Frenchman. And Monica is a whore. 
It's shit, just use google images.</blockquote>
 
The only worth while thing from those shitty Matrix sequels <img src="http://uploads.tapatalk-cdn.com/20160822/e5c59c0a1e18850ba5f23d9221e03101.jpg" alt="e5c59c0a1e18850ba5f23d9221e03101.jpg">

NTA

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dude, it's Monica Belucci, seeing her naked is not exactly difficult. However i had little else to do
 
But, it was called "The Brotherhood of the Wolf" and it was about a werewolf i think. I don't know, it was a bit shit. I'm pretty sure Monica was the werewolf, but i didn't stick around to find out. The main character looks like pre-drugs Mickey Rourke. Vincent Cassel, in a change for him, plays a smug arrogant Frenchman. And Monica is a whore. 
 
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Le Pacte de Loups - I didn't mind it when I had a couple of spare hours to watch. Parts of it were shit, and it was a little hard to tease out the undertones of the pre-Revolution political machinations.
 
In any case. Monica Bellucci. Yep - 51 and still fit as fuck.

MajorRage

Spy.
 
2015 spy comedy film. Load of crap, predicatable sort of storyline, but some funny moments. Somehow or fuck this thing got 94% on rotten tomatoes, which I should have known by now is garbage ever since the whole English Patient debacle. Melissa McCarthy is average to poor for the first half and then she puts on this fake persona (as part of the film) and suddenly hits warp factor 10 on the comedy delivery. 
 
So in summary, wouldn't bother watching it, unless you want some light laughs.
 
2 Cracking Melissa McCarthy lines out of 5 Total Melissa McCarthy lines
 
(which sums up this movie, 100% accurately).

mariner4life

I fucking hate Melissa McCarthy

MajorRage

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I fucking hate Melissa McCarthy
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Not a huge amount of surprise there ... given how often threads turn towards looking at totty when you are involved!

Bones

Hasn't that got Miranda in it? I downloaded it then saw that so haven't bothered watching it despite seeing some funny bits in the trailer.

mariner4life

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Not a huge amount of surprise there ... given how often threads turn towards looking at totty when you are involved!</blockquote>
 
That's a little unfair. I am hardly alone in that. 
And i don't hate her because she's ugly, i hate her because her whole career is pretty much "I'm stupid and fat, how funny is that?". It's not Melissa. And it wasn't for those before you, male or female.

Bones

Don't you talk about Chris Farley like that.

taniwharugby

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Hasn't that got Miranda in it? I downloaded it then saw that so haven't bothered watching it despite seeing some funny bits in the trailer.
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if you are meaning the tall horsey chick, then yep.

MajorRage

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That's a little unfair. I am hardly alone in that. 

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Unfair? Are you suggesting that this accusation is negative? 
 
Before I'd watched this, I'd agree with you on McCarthy. But her delivery of the lines when she's the "bodyguard" is top comedic value!
 
Bones - yeah, she's in it - bit part character really. McCarthy dominates and Byrne is also a major, but she's nowhere near as memorable as Statham.

NTA

McCarthy was funny as fuck in Bridesmaids. 
But sometimes those SNL-style characters go a bit shit

Rancid Schnitzel

For a number of years I was subjected to the abomination that was the Gilmore Girls so McCarthy is high on my people to kill list.
 
You have to give her credit for becoming a major star though. Watching that appalling show, you would never have imagined what she would become. Fark, I just want to smash a window when I think about that show. It was at that time when you want to spend quality time together after babies come around and of course before I was able to stream videos on the laptop.
 
Greys Anatomy is another one. That show makes me go postal.

mariner4life

fuuuuuck the Gilmore Girls. Fuck it right in the ear. 
 
I hope for their sake those bitches got paid by the word.

jegga

Unless your mrs made you watch that clockwork orange style or promised you a threesome as a reward you deserve no sympathy for watching that shite.

jegga

Just watched Black sheep again , superb film and Danielle Mason is as hot as hell.

Mokey

Mother's Day. I hate to speak ill of the dead, but Garry Marshall, give yourself a Creed uppercut. That was horrendous.
 
Awful script, awful characters (including the worst, unfunny racist redneck parents/Indian son in law shit you can imagine.)
 
If you truly hate yourself, or your mother, or want a girl to break up with you to save trouble, buy/stream this movie. (There is some decent cleavage from Shay Mitchell)

MN5

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For a number of years I was subjected to the abomination that was the Gilmore Girls so McCarthy is high on my people to kill list.
 
You have to give her credit for becoming a major star though. Watching that appalling show, you would never have imagined what she would become. Fark, I just want to smash a window when I think about that show. It was at that time when you want to spend quality time together after babies come around and of course before I was able to stream videos on the laptop.
 
Greys Anatomy is another one. That show makes me go postal.
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Word to that brother. Went to visit the ex and the boys the other day and she was sitting on the couch binge watching that shit. I laughed and said "( exes fiancÃ©s name ), how the fuck are you sitting through this shit, I had years of it !" he replied "Well ( exes name ) has had a tough week, it's nice for her to relax and watch it". It absolutely amazes me how many TV shows are set in and around hospitals, the only one I've ever enjoyed is Scrubs ( that was some class comedy ) ER and Chicago Hope were just before it and then there's our very own Shithead Street which is still going.
 
It is great finding a show you're both into and despite the above her and I did enjoy some good stuff.

MajorRage

To be sexist for a minute, chicks on the whole tend to watch extremely shit TV.
 
I've managed to find a bit of sort of common ground (think no mans land between North and South Korea) with some reality shows - masterchef, grand designs etc, but it's very limited.

MN5

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To be sexist for a minute, chicks on the whole tend to watch extremely shit TV.
 
I've managed to find a bit of sort of common ground (think no mans land between North and South Korea) with some reality shows - masterchef, grand designs etc, but it's very limited.
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Ex and I found common ground in quite a few "reality" shows. We both loved Ramsay and cooking shows in general and she got me into Desperate Housewives and Devious Maids.
 
My fiancÃ©e and I have found heaps of common ground in GOT, Banshee, Suits, Outlander, American Horror Story and Penny Dreadful but try as I have I can't get into Vikings for whatever reason ( I genuinely do not give a fuck about a single character and I just about got through the whole of the first season ).

The Silver Fern

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