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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    I'm yet to see Moneyball, must add to list!

    Shawshank is another that I'll watch to the end when I'm channel surfing and stumble across it.

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    @mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:

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    @majorrage said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    The Martian.

    Was on again last night so turned it on before I went to bed. Next thing you know it's 1:30am and I've watched the whole thing. Absolutely love this film, appeals to my enjoyment of science.

    Still think Rich Purnell gets the shaft given that he masterminded the whole rescue. Little credit given.

    5 freeze dried turds out of 5 potatoes.

    It's on my "can't not watch it if I stumble across it" list

    Me too, other movies I always end up watching if they're on from recent times are Moneyball and The Big Short.

    both of those two, and Zero Dark 30

    I actually haven't watched Zero Dark 30 in years but I'm sure if it was on I'd sit down and watch it.

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    @mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @nepia said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @voodoo said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @majorrage said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    The Martian.

    Was on again last night so turned it on before I went to bed. Next thing you know it's 1:30am and I've watched the whole thing. Absolutely love this film, appeals to my enjoyment of science.

    Still think Rich Purnell gets the shaft given that he masterminded the whole rescue. Little credit given.

    5 freeze dried turds out of 5 potatoes.

    It's on my "can't not watch it if I stumble across it" list

    Me too, other movies I always end up watching if they're on from recent times are Moneyball and The Big Short.

    both of those two, and Zero Dark 30

    Any Harry Potter movie and the Birdcage

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    replied to taniwharugby on last edited by
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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    I'm yet to see Moneyball, must add to list!

    Shawshank is another that I'll watch to the end when I'm channel surfing and stumble across it.

    wtf??!!!! You need to watch this asap!

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  • canefanC Offline
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    replied to voodoo on last edited by
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    @voodoo said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    I'm yet to see Moneyball, must add to list!

    Shawshank is another that I'll watch to the end when I'm channel surfing and stumble across it.

    wtf??!!!! You need to watch this asap!

    I think he has watched it already.....

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  • voodooV Away
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    @canefan said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @voodoo said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    I'm yet to see Moneyball, must add to list!

    Shawshank is another that I'll watch to the end when I'm channel surfing and stumble across it.

    wtf??!!!! You need to watch this asap!

    I think he has watched it already.....

    "I'm yet to see Moneyball, must add to list!"

    ?

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    @voodoo said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @canefan said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @voodoo said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    I'm yet to see Moneyball, must add to list!

    Shawshank is another that I'll watch to the end when I'm channel surfing and stumble across it.

    wtf??!!!! You need to watch this asap!

    I think he has watched it already.....

    "I'm yet to see Moneyball, must add to list!"

    ?

    I was looking at the Shawshank comment. Carry on....

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  • TimT Away
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    I hadn't seen Seagal's Hard to Kill (1990) since I was about 10 years old, and I will forgive young me for not realizing that is was that bad.

    Really low production values, terrible fights and stunts, almost no action for an hour, and Seagal looks like shit. He is doing all these punching exercises, and has legit small arms - any random guy who goes to the gym three times a week has way bigger biceps.

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  • canefanC Offline
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    canefan
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    @tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    I hadn't seen Seagal's Hard to Kill (1990) since I was about 10 years old, and I will forgive young me for not realizing that is was that bad.

    Really low production values, terrible fights and stunts, almost no action for an hour, and Seagal looks like shit. He is doing all these punching exercises, and has legit small arms - any random guy who goes to the gym three times a week has way bigger biceps.

    Seagal's films have not aged well, his acting has terrible and the action lame. One of his better films was Executive decision, probably because he died in the first 15 minutes

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  • TimT Away
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    Does Seagal have a penis, or just some weird set of balls, or maybe his jeans were so tight that they made him a special type of eunuch?

    alt text

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    @tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    I hadn't seen Seagal's Hard to Kill (1990) since I was about 10 years old, and I will forgive young me for not realizing that is was that bad.

    ....Take that to the bank - the blood bank.

    Shakespearean dialogue right there.

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    Elektra. 2005 with Jennifer Garner and some bloke that sounds like a Croatian tennis player. Also Terence Stamp as Stick, the blind bloke from Daredevil.

    Rubbish. Even JG disowned it.

    Stamp was the golden boy of British acting a long time ago and has done little of worth since 1970 save for Chessgame, a TV series and The Limey.

    JG is odd to me. Pretty? No, not really. Attractive? Yes. Hot? Maybe for some.

    Anyway , poor action sequences, no tits and the supernatural shit ain’t worth shit.

    I ugly but attractive bird out of 5 wastes of time.

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    @tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Does Seagal have a penis, or just some weird set of balls, or maybe his jeans were so tight that they made him a special type of eunuch?

    alt text

    Cameltoe?

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  • MN5M Offline
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    replied to Tim on last edited by
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    @tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    I hadn't seen Seagal's Hard to Kill (1990) since I was about 10 years old, and I will forgive young me for not realizing that is was that bad.

    Really low production values, terrible fights and stunts, almost no action for an hour, and Seagal looks like shit. He is doing all these punching exercises, and has legit small arms - any random guy who goes to the gym three times a week has way bigger biceps.

    They probably look small because then can’t grow as much as his guts can.

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  • CatograndeC Offline
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    @machpants said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Does Seagal have a penis, or just some weird set of balls, or maybe his jeans were so tight that they made him a special type of eunuch?

    alt text

    Cameltoe?

    Close. Cameltoe’s ugly big sister. Mooseknuckle.

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  • TimT Away
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    Tim
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    Killian Meara  /  Aug 26, 2021  /  News

    Anthony Bourdain Said These 4 Movies Inspired Him Most

    Anthony Bourdain Said These 4 Movies Inspired Him Most

    Anthony Bourdain loved movies. He had many favorites but some he used as a source of constant inspiration for his shows.

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  • nzzpN Offline
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    #14800

    re-re-re-re-re-re-watching Princess Bride with some (virtual) friends.

    It's just sensational. So many quotable lines.

    'never start a land war in Asia'

    'rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles'

    Just a wondeful film. Aged like wine.

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    Die Hard 2

    As a big fan of the original, it's surprising that this is the first time I've watched the sequel through from beginning to end. God it's shit. Gaping holes in the plot you could land a plane in. In a blizzard.

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    Tim
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    Steven Seagal on Hook for SEC Crypto Fine Despite Move to Moscow

    Seagal agreed to settle the commission’s allegations that he’d been promised $250,000 in cash and $750,000 in tokens for promoting an initial coin offering for Bitcoiin2Gen. In social media posts, Seagal had urged fans not to miss out on the offering. The actor settled the allegations without admitting or denying wrongdoing.

    Seagal, who now lives in Moscow, hasn’t responded to the SEC’s repeated demands after making his initial payment, according to the commission. Russian President Vladimir Putin issued a presidential decree in 2016 granting the actor Russian citizenship.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @nzzp said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    re-re-re-re-re-re-watching Princess Bride with some (virtual) friends.

    It's just sensational. So many quotable lines.

    'never start a land war in Asia'

    'rush a miracle man, you get rotten miracles'

    Just a wondeful film. Aged like wine.

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