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is that Derek's brother? Is he also a model?
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@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
is that Derek's brother? Is he also a model?
Dicks. Bag. Eat. 😄
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
The Delta Force (1986) - starring Chuck Norris
- Everything you need to know is in above line
-- It's called "The Delta Force"
-- It was released in 1986
-- It's got Chuck Norris in it
If you can't figure out what this movie is, from those three facts, you don't deserve to watch Chuck Norris riding a motorcycle firing rockets from both front and rear.
Chuck is like Derek Zoolander. He only has one look
Chuck Norris is a testimony to the power of the internet; making him a thing when he should've been forgotten.
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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@Kruse said in Movie review thread...:
The Delta Force (1986) - starring Chuck Norris
- Everything you need to know is in above line
-- It's called "The Delta Force"
-- It was released in 1986
-- It's got Chuck Norris in it
If you can't figure out what this movie is, from those three facts, you don't deserve to watch Chuck Norris riding a motorcycle firing rockets from both front and rear.
Chuck is like Derek Zoolander. He only has one look
Chuck Norris is a testimony to the power of the internet; making him a thinking when he should've been forgotten.
I see your Chuck Norris and raise you a Rick roll (I am not cruel enough to add a link)
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Took my boys to see the new TMNT movie last night
And you know what? It's not bad. Definitely a kids/teens movie, this is not a shitty gritty reboot. Effectively a movie about outsiders wanting to be accepted.
Good voice cast (Ice Cube is fucking great)
I liked the "rough" animation style (looks like a comic book)
A soundtrack including Blackstreet, A Tribe Called Quest, O'l Dirty Bastard, and M.O.P. is going to get a tick from me too -
@mariner4life said in Movie review thread...:
Took my boys to see the new TMNT movie last night
Yeah - downloaded that the other day, just to tease my niece/nephews who want to go see it.
Only watched the first 20 minutes or so thus far to confirm quality/content - but it does look good. The animation style looks really good... can see that kicking off a trend. -
@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
Chuck Norris is a testimony to the power of the internet
Chuck Norris doesn't need the internet. He created the WWW using only a typewriter.
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Saw this as a teenager. Terrifying then and it's held up really well.
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@MN5 Seen everyone of those movies and it's funny how I instantly recall Every Which Way but Loose which I watched as a kid with my father.
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@antipodean said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 Seen everyone of those movies and it's funny how I instantly recall Every Which Way but Loose which I watched as a kid with my father.
Don’t mess with Clint
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Cocaine Bear
It’s bloody hard work sitting with a 13 and 15 year old and finding something we all want to watch but we nailed it first time with this !
Leave your brain and any semblance of logic at the door ( although apparently this is based on a true story ? ) and strap yourselves in for a ridiculous, gory, funny ride. Without giving anything away it’s literally about a Bear. On Cocaine.
Ray Liotta, Ice Cubes son and the black dude from the wire who swears a lot are terrific in this. The chick from Felicity has improved with age too.
A good solid 3.5 drug fuelled bears chasing ambulances out of 5 dismembered park visitors.
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Cocaine Bear
It’s bloody hard work sitting with a 13 and 15 year old and finding something we all want to watch but we nailed it first time with this !
Leave your brain and any semblance of logic at the door ( although apparently this is based on a true story ? ) and strap yourselves in for a ridiculous, gory, funny ride. Without giving anything away it’s literally about a Bear. On Cocaine.
Ray Liotta, Ice Cubes son and the black dude from the wire who swears a lot are terrific in this. The chick from Felicity has improved with age too.
A good solid 3.5 drug fuelled bears chasing ambulances out of 5 dismembered park visitors.
Watched it with CF Jr and L'il Miss CF, 13 and 9, they thought it was pretty funny, although the younger didn't totally enjoy the jump scares
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Cocaine Bear
It’s bloody hard work sitting with a 13 and 15 year old and finding something we all want to watch but we nailed it first time with this !
Leave your brain and any semblance of logic at the door ( although apparently this is based on a true story ? ) and strap yourselves in for a ridiculous, gory, funny ride. Without giving anything away it’s literally about a Bear. On Cocaine.
Ray Liotta, Ice Cubes son and the black dude from the wire who swears a lot are terrific in this. The chick from Felicity has improved with age too.
A good solid 3.5 drug fuelled bears chasing ambulances out of 5 dismembered park visitors.
Ha ha. I watched this with youngest last night. Good, mindless entertainment.
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Cocaine Bear
It’s bloody hard work sitting with a 13 and 15 year old and finding something we all want to watch but we nailed it first time with this !
Leave your brain and any semblance of logic at the door ( although apparently this is based on a true story ? ) and strap yourselves in for a ridiculous, gory, funny ride. Without giving anything away it’s literally about a Bear. On Cocaine.
Ray Liotta, Ice Cubes son and the black dude from the wire who swears a lot are terrific in this. The chick from Felicity has improved with age too.
A good solid 3.5 drug fuelled bears chasing ambulances out of 5 dismembered park visitors.
Watched it with CF Jr and L'il Miss CF, 13 and 9, they thought it was pretty funny, although the younger didn't totally enjoy the jump scares
My boys realised what utter bullshit it was when the bear CAUGHT UP TO THE AMBULANCE while it was driving away at full speed.When they crashed into the tree the oldest made a really tasteless but hilarious joke about Asian drivers too haha.
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@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Cocaine Bear
It’s bloody hard work sitting with a 13 and 15 year old and finding something we all want to watch but we nailed it first time with this !
Leave your brain and any semblance of logic at the door ( although apparently this is based on a true story ? ) and strap yourselves in for a ridiculous, gory, funny ride. Without giving anything away it’s literally about a Bear. On Cocaine.
Ray Liotta, Ice Cubes son and the black dude from the wire who swears a lot are terrific in this. The chick from Felicity has improved with age too.
A good solid 3.5 drug fuelled bears chasing ambulances out of 5 dismembered park visitors.
Watched it with CF Jr and L'il Miss CF, 13 and 9, they thought it was pretty funny, although the younger didn't totally enjoy the jump scares
My boys realised what utter bullshit it was when the bear CAUGHT UP TO THE AMBULANCE while it was driving away at full speed.When they crashed into the tree the oldest made a really tasteless but hilarious joke about Asian drivers too haha.
The CGI was pretty poor too. About as average as that shark movie with LL Cool J and the hot redhead
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@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
@canefan said in Movie review thread...:
@MN5 said in Movie review thread...:
Cocaine Bear
It’s bloody hard work sitting with a 13 and 15 year old and finding something we all want to watch but we nailed it first time with this !
Leave your brain and any semblance of logic at the door ( although apparently this is based on a true story ? ) and strap yourselves in for a ridiculous, gory, funny ride. Without giving anything away it’s literally about a Bear. On Cocaine.
Ray Liotta, Ice Cubes son and the black dude from the wire who swears a lot are terrific in this. The chick from Felicity has improved with age too.
A good solid 3.5 drug fuelled bears chasing ambulances out of 5 dismembered park visitors.
Watched it with CF Jr and L'il Miss CF, 13 and 9, they thought it was pretty funny, although the younger didn't totally enjoy the jump scares
My boys realised what utter bullshit it was when the bear CAUGHT UP TO THE AMBULANCE while it was driving away at full speed.When they crashed into the tree the oldest made a really tasteless but hilarious joke about Asian drivers too haha.
The CGI was pretty poor too. About as average as that shark movie with LL Cool J and the hot redhead
Yes, some close ups of the bear were horrifically shit looking.
