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    Rembrandt
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    Wonder. About a kid with a facial disfigurement going to school for the first time. Not the most realistic but I still enjoyed it, even with someone bloody chopping up onions near me throughout.
    3.5 touching moments outta 5 fantasy worlds

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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Brawl on Cell Block 99

    Starts a bit on the slow side, but once it gets going is brutal AF.

    Was odd seeing Vince Vaughan in this type of role but thought he did it well.

    3.5 caved in skulls out of 5 broken bones

    After VVs complete fucking wreck of True Detective I don't think I can watch him in anything

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    @antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @jegga Bruckheimer will gay the fuck out of that. How many slow shots of unfurling flags will we see?

    I like the story but you're probably right plus the aussie annoys me.

    Liked the look of this

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    @crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    After VVs complete fucking wreck of True Detective I don't think I can watch him in anything

    I thought Vaughan was really good in True Detective, as he played against type. You wouldn't catch me watching any of his comedies though.

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    @taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Brawl on Cell Block 99

    Starts a bit on the slow side, but once it gets going is brutal AF.

    Was odd seeing Vince Vaughan in this type of role but thought he did it well.

    3.5 caved in skulls out of 5 broken bones

    Loved it.

    Gr

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    @bovidae Swingers is fucking great

    Got a new TV for the new house, got it on the wall, and so thought i would watch something big and epic on it. And what was on Foxtel? Troy.

    Holy shit that's a beautiful movie. Beautiful people. Beautiful sets. Beautiful weather. Big, wide , sweeping beautiful shots. It even sounds pretty cool.

    Such a pity the script is appallingly bad. Like, painfully bad. Cringe-inducing bad. "Immortality! Take it! It's Yours!" fucking seriously? A classic story, it should be almost impossible to fuck up, and yet, look what they did. Jesus.

    I still think the Hector v Achilles duel is the best i have seen in a movie though, it's so very stylish. Upon this watching i realised Hector lost because of inferior fitness. Conditioning coach needs replacing.

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    @mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @bovidae Swingers is fucking great

    Got a new TV for the new house, got it on the wall, and so thought i would watch something big and epic on it. And what was on Foxtel? Troy.

    Holy shit that's a beautiful movie. Beautiful people. Beautiful sets. Beautiful weather. Big, wide , sweeping beautiful shots. It even sounds pretty cool.

    Such a pity the script is appallingly bad. Like, painfully bad. Cringe-inducing bad. "Immortality! Take it! It's Yours!" fucking seriously? A classic story, it should be almost impossible to fuck up, and yet, look what they did. Jesus.

    I still think the Hector v Achilles duel is the best i have seen in a movie though, it's so very stylish. Upon this watching i realised Hector lost because of inferior fitness. Conditioning coach needs replacing.

    Orlando Bloom gives new meaning to the word pussy in that flick as I recall.

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    @mariner4life you are right, Swingers was brilliant

    Cringe inducing

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    @mn5 who bangs Diane Kruger.

    Directors cut for the win

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    @mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 who bangs Diane Kruger.

    Directors cut for the win

    That guy from Dawson's creek. Fo real

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    @virgil That started with shit-hot-song, led into hot-as-fuck-chick, and then turned into bullshit nonsensical randomness.
    I'm gonna go back and watch the first 20 seconds again. And maybe again.

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    Kruse
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    both song and actress/creepy-hot-chick from Black Mirror

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    @virgil cant believe they decided to go back to the island, again...sheesh, will people never learn!!

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    Rembrandt
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    Murder on the Orient Express

    Illogical and dumb mostly.

    2 suspects out of...you know what who cares I just did not make enough sense to be more than vaguely interesting.

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    Dunkirk - wasn't what I expected, not as brutal as some of the recent war movies.

    Interesting way of telling the story with the misaligned timeline from a few different perspectives

    3.5 dogfights out of 5 pleasurecraft

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    @taniwharugby only 3.5? I liked it a lot more than that, thought it was brilliantly done.

    Can we have a rant about the cinema industry? Went to Star Wars on saturday arvo. We paid $19.50 a seat for v-max 3D (and i think those were cheap tickets through Telstra). Despite this astronomical price, i then had to sit there for 33 minutes of ads. 33 fucking minutes. For our 11.30 screening, the movie started at 12.03. And there were 3, fucking 3 trailers. So what's that, basically 30 minutes of ads? I was fuming. Someone along the chain is making an absolute fortune.

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    @mariner4life I'm reading a lot of stories about the demands Disney are putting on cinemas... guaranteed number of showings for x amount of weeks, increased revenue per ticket, no cancellations, no comps, etc etc. This might be a reflection of the cinemas trying to make their money back?

    Agreed though, that's crazy that it started half an hour later.

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    Same for the screening I went to. The movie finished ~3 h after the scheduled start time despite the running time being 152 mins. That would have been a 3 am finish for those that went to the midnight session.

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    @mariner4life I did really like it, probably 3.5 is a bit low, guess it's one of those ones where I went in with sky high expectations and didn't quite match them.

    It did deviate from the norm of brutal violence and 2.5 hours long as most films these days, so was a refreshing change there.

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