Movie review thread...
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We Die YOung - JCVD in a bit of a different role than you normally expect (or get) from him
He is an Army Vet in the gang run streets just trying to get by.
3.5 wannabe gangbangers out of 5 facial tatts.
Aquaman - decent flick, bit too overly visual though I thought with all the underwater stuff.
3.5 underwater kingdoms out of 5 billion tons of waste dumped on our doorstep
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@MN5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:
late to this thread but whoever doesn't want to bang the shit out of Brie Larson is an absolute raving homosexual.
Maybe the mute version.
Not from behind either...
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Just my pop on Top Gun 2 ...
But if Kilmers in it, I'll see it at the movies, regardless of reviews.
If he's not, I'll watch it later on TV, regardless of reviews.
I'm hoping it's just one big publicity stunt. If it's not, then TG2 is just going to be a Tom Cruise testimonial. If I was Italian, I'd say fuggedaboudid ....
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@MajorRage said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Just my pop on Top Gun 2 ...
But if Kilmers in it, I'll see it at the movies, regardless of reviews.
If he's not, I'll watch it later on TV, regardless of reviews.
I'm hoping it's just one big publicity stunt. If it's not, then TG2 is just going to be a Tom Cruise testimonial. If I was Italian, I'd say fuggedaboudid ....
Surprised they haven't signed up Paul Feig and made it an all female cast.
TG is one of my all time favourite movies. Saw it at the cinemas and love revisiting it. Hope they don't shit on it's legacy.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel wouldnt hold my breath, even if Cruise & Kilmer are returning, Hollywood will tread the PC lines.
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@Kirwan said in Re: Movie review thread...:
It has Jennifer Connelly in it, big plus for me;
that will do me.
If we are honest with ourselves, does TG really have a "legacy" to tarnish? It's the visual equivalent of cock rock.
Don't get me wrong, i fucking love it, and i love it for its over the top cock-jockishness. It's completely ridiculous. And awesome. In equal measure.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MajorRage said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Just my pop on Top Gun 2 ...
But if Kilmers in it, I'll see it at the movies, regardless of reviews.
If he's not, I'll watch it later on TV, regardless of reviews.
I'm hoping it's just one big publicity stunt. If it's not, then TG2 is just going to be a Tom Cruise testimonial. If I was Italian, I'd say fuggedaboudid ....
Surprised they haven't signed up Paul Feig and made it an all female cast.
TG is one of my all time favourite movies. Saw it at the cinemas and love revisiting it. Hope they don't shit on it's legacy.
Least the beach volley ball scene would be fun to watch...
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@mariner4life I guess that it is part 2, it is likely to work better than a remake (despite knowing the shit this usually starts...Point Break original vs the remake)
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@Virgil said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MajorRage said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Just my pop on Top Gun 2 ...
But if Kilmers in it, I'll see it at the movies, regardless of reviews.
If he's not, I'll watch it later on TV, regardless of reviews.
I'm hoping it's just one big publicity stunt. If it's not, then TG2 is just going to be a Tom Cruise testimonial. If I was Italian, I'd say fuggedaboudid ....
Surprised they haven't signed up Paul Feig and made it an all female cast.
TG is one of my all time favourite movies. Saw it at the cinemas and love revisiting it. Hope they don't shit on it's legacy.
Least the beach volley ball scene would be fun to watch...
need to change the song though.
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@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life I guess that it is part 2, it is likely to work better than a remake (despite knowing the shit this usually starts...Point Break original vs the remake)
anyone know what the story line is going to be? Not sure international cinema just allows you to shoot down some faceless jets with a star on them any more.
I need to find that stand up bit someone did about how Tom Cruise only makes the same movie
Tom Cruise is a jet pilot, a pretty good jet pilot. until he has a crisis of confidence and needs to be saved by the love of a woman so he can be a good jet pilot again
Tom Cruise is a race care driver, a pretty good race car driver. Until he has a crisis of confidence and needs to be saved by the love of a woman so he can be a good race car driver again
Tom Cruise is a big brother, a pretty good big brother, until... -
@mariner4life until he shows you the money?
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@taniwharugby said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@mariner4life until he shows you the money?
Tom Cruise is a sports agent, a pretty good sports agent, until...
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@Virgil said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MajorRage said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Just my pop on Top Gun 2 ...
But if Kilmers in it, I'll see it at the movies, regardless of reviews.
If he's not, I'll watch it later on TV, regardless of reviews.
I'm hoping it's just one big publicity stunt. If it's not, then TG2 is just going to be a Tom Cruise testimonial. If I was Italian, I'd say fuggedaboudid ....
Surprised they haven't signed up Paul Feig and made it an all female cast.
TG is one of my all time favourite movies. Saw it at the cinemas and love revisiting it. Hope they don't shit on it's legacy.
Least the beach volley ball scene would be fun to watch...
Not if they cast Melissa McCarthy....
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Virgil said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MajorRage said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Just my pop on Top Gun 2 ...
But if Kilmers in it, I'll see it at the movies, regardless of reviews.
If he's not, I'll watch it later on TV, regardless of reviews.
I'm hoping it's just one big publicity stunt. If it's not, then TG2 is just going to be a Tom Cruise testimonial. If I was Italian, I'd say fuggedaboudid ....
Surprised they haven't signed up Paul Feig and made it an all female cast.
TG is one of my all time favourite movies. Saw it at the cinemas and love revisiting it. Hope they don't shit on it's legacy.
Least the beach volley ball scene would be fun to watch...
Not if they cast Melissa McCarthy....
Like she could fit inside a fighter jet..
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@mariner4life said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Kirwan said in Re: Movie review thread...:
It has Jennifer Connelly in it, big plus for me;
that will do me.
If we are honest with ourselves, does TG really have a "legacy" to tarnish? It's the visual equivalent of cock rock.
Don't get me wrong, i fucking love it, and i love it for its over the top cock-jockishness. It's completely ridiculous. And awesome. In equal measure.
You can still fuck that up. Hollywood will always find a way.
Cough cough Star Wars cough cough
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@Virgil said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Virgil said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MajorRage said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Just my pop on Top Gun 2 ...
But if Kilmers in it, I'll see it at the movies, regardless of reviews.
If he's not, I'll watch it later on TV, regardless of reviews.
I'm hoping it's just one big publicity stunt. If it's not, then TG2 is just going to be a Tom Cruise testimonial. If I was Italian, I'd say fuggedaboudid ....
Surprised they haven't signed up Paul Feig and made it an all female cast.
TG is one of my all time favourite movies. Saw it at the cinemas and love revisiting it. Hope they don't shit on it's legacy.
Least the beach volley ball scene would be fun to watch...
Not if they cast Melissa McCarthy....
Like she could fit inside a fighter jet..
As if a pesky detail like that would stop them. They'll just make the planes bigger. Might affect performance and combat efficiency, but those things just aren't important anymore apparently.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel her and Rebel Wilson as co-pilots!
