Building myself back up
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
not sure what the deal is RS?
Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.
And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability
think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge
You make good points. It's just weird to take the phone and take a picture of my schlong.
think of it less as "photographing my cock" and more "a free exchange of ideas that may result in a video of her diddling herself"
It's just like gambling. Don't think about what you are handing over, think about what you stand to gain back
But if you're in like Flynn anyway is there any point?
do you only fuck one way?
Sorry that went over my head. If I'm 99% likely to get some action, is there any point taking a snapshot of the bratwurst?
yes! she wants to play.
If she offered you a headjob first before you nut in her, do you turn it down because you'll just finish somewhere else?
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@rembrandt said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@mn5 said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@rembrandt said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
Was asked to provide a dick pic last night. Didn't do it. Anybody tempted to do that? I'm no prude but that shit is too much.
Classic. I have, but only with girls I'd already slept with, and always as a bit of a quid pro quo. You saying she didn't offer to go first?
Incidentally some young creep whom my little sister only vaguely knew decided to send a completely unsolicited one via snapchat last week. Well thanks to the magic of social media I now what town he lives in and where he works, the question now is what to do with that information.
Oh I got plenty from her. But a dick pick is next level shit....I think.
Blackmail the prick.
So she has sent you nudes and you're holding out?!?! Hahahaaaa. What a prick
I sent her stuff. Just not a pic of my anaconda.
She might be starting to think there is something a little 'wrong' about downstairs
So much pressure now. Tempting to send it during the day when she's in the office...
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@rembrandt said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@mn5 said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@rembrandt said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
Was asked to provide a dick pic last night. Didn't do it. Anybody tempted to do that? I'm no prude but that shit is too much.
Classic. I have, but only with girls I'd already slept with, and always as a bit of a quid pro quo. You saying she didn't offer to go first?
Incidentally some young creep whom my little sister only vaguely knew decided to send a completely unsolicited one via snapchat last week. Well thanks to the magic of social media I now what town he lives in and where he works, the question now is what to do with that information.
Oh I got plenty from her. But a dick pick is next level shit....I think.
Blackmail the prick.
So she has sent you nudes and you're holding out?!?! Hahahaaaa. What a prick
I sent her stuff. Just not a pic of my anaconda.
She might be starting to think there is something a little 'wrong' about downstairs
So much pressure now. Tempting to send it during the day when she's in the office...
those are the best ones!!!
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I love how @Rancid-Schnitzel s thread is as boring and quiet as everyone else's workout thread but as soon as dick pics are mentioned we're all over it like flies on shit.
Classic ferning.
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@rancid-schnitzel make sure you take it somewhere warm...
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@Rancid-Schnitzel If you're feeling a little modest you could get super clever and dress the old codger up. Maybe get it a little beret, draw a moustache, make up a suave dinner jacket and slacks..that sorta thing
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@taniwharugby said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel make sure you take it somewhere warm...
ahem, may i suggest the "start the fire" technique
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@mn5 said in Building myself back up:
I love how @Rancid-Schnitzel s thread is as boring and quiet as everyone else's workout thread but as soon as dick pics are mentioned we're all over it like flies on shit.
Classic ferning.
Yep. Should start a separate thread at Other Stuff. That could be interesting....
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@mn5 said in Building myself back up:
I love how @Rancid-Schnitzel s thread is as boring and quiet as everyone else's workout thread but as soon as dick pics are mentioned we're all over it like flies on shit.
Classic ferning.
Yep. Should start a separate thread at Other Stuff. That could be interesting....
"The Fern's Adventures in Tinderland Thread"
Flocked to by married ferners looking to live vicariously through the adventures of the single blokes. It'll be a fucking hit (with some of us)
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@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
not sure what the deal is RS?
Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.
And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability
think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge
Agreed! Just don't take a mirror shot that shows face! Just a simple down the torso shot as that way if you have tats they wont make the photo either.
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@mn5 said in Building myself back up:
Workout selfies? They get boring pretty quick
Said the guy who posts that shit up on FB.
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@taniwharugby said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel make sure you take it somewhere warm...
Yeah it was a bit chilly last night...
Another thing is I'm not sure what passes for a presentable dick pic and I'm not keen on doing the research. I mean she's just gone the full Brazilian. Does that mean I have to go bald down below. Or do women not care about that shit?
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@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
not sure what the deal is RS?
Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.
And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability
think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge
Agreed! Just don't take a mirror shot that shows face! Just a simple down the torso shot as that way if you have tats they wont make the photo either.
not the best angle.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@taniwharugby said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel make sure you take it somewhere warm...
Yeah it was a bit chilly last night...
Another thing is I'm not sure what passes for a presentable dick pic and I'm not keen on doing the research. I mean she's just gone the full Brazilian. Does that mean I have to go bald down below. Or do women not care about that shit?
don't over think it. You should be keeping yourself a bit tidy down there anyway, have some pride.
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@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
not sure what the deal is RS?
Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.
And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability
think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge
Agreed! Just don't take a mirror shot that shows face! Just a simple down the torso shot as that way if you have tats they wont make the photo either.
What distance from the camera? Is this thing supposed to look like it's attacking the screen?
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@nta said in Building myself back up:
@mn5 said in Building myself back up:
Workout selfies? They get boring pretty quick
Said the guy who posts that shit up on FB.
The few compliments I get pale in comparison to the torrent of abuse I get.
I know where I stand.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@taniwharugby said in Building myself back up:
@rancid-schnitzel make sure you take it somewhere warm...
Yeah it was a bit chilly last night...
Another thing is I'm not sure what passes for a presentable dick pic and I'm not keen on doing the research. I mean she's just gone the full Brazilian. Does that mean I have to go bald down below. Or do women not care about that shit?
Well from previous gfs - no one likes an unkempt garden but its generally only blokes who prefer no garden whatsoever.
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
not sure what the deal is RS?
Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.
And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability
think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge
Agreed! Just don't take a mirror shot that shows face! Just a simple down the torso shot as that way if you have tats they wont make the photo either.
What distance from the camera? Is this thing supposed to look like it's attacking the screen?
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
not sure what the deal is RS?
Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.
And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability
think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge
Agreed! Just don't take a mirror shot that shows face! Just a simple down the torso shot as that way if you have tats they wont make the photo either.
What distance from the camera? Is this thing supposed to look like it's attacking the screen?
Just grip and let rip! You have a phone that can take hundreds of pics! Just pic the one that looks the biggest! It really is the simplest thing.
Oh! and by the way, once you have done one and you get feedback, you will never hesitate in providing more.
And to answer which I think the rest haven't, it is surprisingly common now.
and lastly sometimes when you send one and it takes an age to get a pic back, remember that women will take a million pics to find the right one if it is 'real' time
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@rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:
@hooroo said in Building myself back up:
@mariner4life said in Building myself back up:
not sure what the deal is RS?
Newsflash, no one cares what your cock looks like. If it got "released to the internet" i doubt there will be people sharing it all over the joint.
And you don't have to put your face in the shot for plausible deniability
think of the cool shit you will get in return. Don't be shy, take the plunge
Agreed! Just don't take a mirror shot that shows face! Just a simple down the torso shot as that way if you have tats they wont make the photo either.
What distance from the camera? Is this thing supposed to look like it's attacking the screen?
Plenty of camera tricks mate, don't undersell
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