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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    So how often so you have to maintain this plot of land? Sounds like alot of work. I would also add that I've never received a comment about it. But maybe the ladies were just being nice....

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    @taniwharugby said in Building myself back up:

    @mariner4life well it wasnt my nuts that I shaved, but the close crop mowing still itched for a while.

    Someone else's?

    What a fag

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    Getting mixed signals here. Perhaps the itching isn't from the mowing but the STDs?

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    Gotta say - when I got the clippers for the vasectomy, it made me kind of like it. Much breezier.

    Not shaved, mind, but like a number 3 or 4 for the region.

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    @nta said in Building myself back up:

    Gotta say - when I got the clippers for the vasectomy, it made me kind of like it. Much breezier.

    Not shaved, mind, but like a number 3 or 4 for the region.

    I've seen your head. I assumed your whole body would be like that too

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    @rancid-schnitzel yeah nah.

    @MN5 I know what you are angling at, I aint shaving your nuts bro!

    A chick suggested I shave my chest, we compromised, she shaved my chest, never a-fucking-gain...I suspect if I kept doing it over and over it would be alright eventually, but nah, fuck that.

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    @taniwharugby said in Building myself back up:

    @rancid-schnitzel yeah nah.

    @MN5 I know what you are angling at, I aint shaving your nuts bro!

    A chick suggested I shave my chest, we compromised, she shaved my chest, never a-fucking-gain...I suspect if I kept doing it over and over it would be alright eventually, but nah, fuck that.

    I had to shave my chest to treat an absyss. Have to do it regularly now because it looks ridiculous if I don't. It's no big deal and alot more people see my naked chest than my naked ball sack.

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    @rancid-schnitzel not for long by the sounds of it!!

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    I'm currently having "relations" with a fair few women. That's a fairly good sample size to ask about shaved nether regions. I'm not convinced they actually give a shit. I think this is more a guy thing. In fact I suspect it's a fashion tip that's crossed over from the gay community.

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    @rancid-schnitzel said in Building myself back up:

    I'm currently having "relations" with a fair few women.

    alright alright fluffybunny, don't over do it. No likes a braggart

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    @mn5 said in Building myself back up:

    @nta said in Building myself back up:

    Gotta say - when I got the clippers for the vasectomy, it made me kind of like it. Much breezier.

    Not shaved, mind, but like a number 3 or 4 for the region.

    I've seen your head. I assumed your whole body would be like that too

    My chest and back hair isn't exactly a rug, but I don't maintain it in any fashion.

    Got my back waxed once just to see what would happen. "Shitloads of irritation" was what happened.

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    So had a sample size of two this weekend and both said mown lawn not important. One said I needed a slight trim but shaved down there is a big no no.

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    Weekend was pretty good. Actually went running with a woman for the first time in my life. Was awesome! I've said it a couple of times but I think she's the one. She's also a qualified PT which is a bonus!

    Legs today. Was struggling but went OK in the end. Was going to do "stripping" Arnie style but didn't have the energy. Need to be psyched up for that shit.

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  • BonesB Offline
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    What the fuck have I stumbled upon. I take it back. @Rancid-Schnitzel wins the internet for today. And tomorrow.

    Take it from a guy that makes Tom Selleck look like Michael Kim. Curls get the girls bro! Although I've no idea how people's backs can get rugged up.

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    Bones said:

    What the fuck have I stumbled upon. I take it back. @Rancid-Schnitzel wins the internet for today. And tomorrow.

    Take it from a guy that makes Tom Selleck look like Michael Kim. Curls get the girls bro! Although I've no idea how people's backs can get rugged up.

    So have you sent dps or was there too much tumbleweed?

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    Wow I've missed a bit lately!

    Dickpics....not really for me. Do have a good mate (a she) who done a bit of sharing with but she went all shy when she got preggers (not to me) and havent had much from her since which is probably a good thing

    On sunday tho while mowing the lawn I felt the phone buzz away in the pocket so checked and i had received a snapchat from a girl who used to work for me (but now in the UK) and she was nude swigging from the wine bottle. Quite suprised but pleasantly so. Msged her back with a "wow" and received a whole lot more. Made mowing the lawn (not a euphemism) all that more difficult.

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    Bones said:

    What the fuck have I stumbled upon. I take it back. @Rancid-Schnitzel wins the internet for today. And tomorrow.

    Take it from a guy that makes Tom Selleck look like Michael Kim. Curls get the girls bro! Although I've no idea how people's backs can get rugged up.

    I can't decide if this is your best or worst line on the fern.

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    JK said:

    Wow I've missed a bit lately!

    Dickpics....not really for me. Do have a good mate (a she) who done a bit of sharing with but she went all shy when she got preggers (not to me) and havent had much from her since which is probably a good thing

    On sunday tho while mowing the lawn I felt the phone buzz away in the pocket so checked and i had received a snapchat from a girl who used to work for me (but now in the UK) and she was nude swigging from the wine bottle. Quite suprised but pleasantly so. Msged her back with a "wow" and received a whole lot more. Made mowing the lawn (not a euphemism) all that more difficult.

    Aren't you married mate? Can you do this kind of thing platonically?

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    JK said:

    Wow I've missed a bit lately!

    Dickpics....not really for me. Do have a good mate (a she) who done a bit of sharing with but she went all shy when she got preggers (not to me) and havent had much from her since which is probably a good thing

    On sunday tho while mowing the lawn I felt the phone buzz away in the pocket so checked and i had received a snapchat from a girl who used to work for me (but now in the UK) and she was nude swigging from the wine bottle. Quite suprised but pleasantly so. Msged her back with a "wow" and received a whole lot more. Made mowing the lawn (not a euphemism) all that more difficult.

    Maybe she wants her job back?

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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    I got a bathtub pic last night. Am seeing her for real tonight so no need to send dps. From this weekend I'm in a relationship, but I just want a couple for the road.

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