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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    Rancid Schnitzel
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    #281

    <p>Doing crunches or skipping or both for 5 minutes is a decent way of warming up and doing something constructive at the same time.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Failing that why don't you find a gym that's closer to you or your work?</p>

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  • MN5M Online
    MN5M Online
    MN5
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    #282

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Paekakboyz" data-cid="602336" data-time="1470110016">
    <div>
    <p>ps you can tell me to fuck off too...</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>I love durty talk, esp online </p>
    <p> </p>
    <p> :whistle:</p>
    </div>
    </blockquote>
    <p> </p>
    <p>As if that would ever happen. You're the nicest bloke on here. Everyone else is just various stages on the fluffybunny scale......</p>

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  • PaekakboyzP Offline
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    #283

    <p>'Nice!!!'</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>ffs did you just friendzone me!!</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>fuck, all those years of spading ha ha</p>

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  • MN5M Online
    MN5M Online
    MN5
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    #284

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Paekakboyz" data-cid="602357" data-time="1470112717">
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    <p>'Nice!!!'</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>ffs did you just friendzone me!!</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>fuck, all those years of spading ha ha</p>
    </div>
    </blockquote>
    <p> </p>
    <p>You're the Forrest Gump to my Jenny.......unless you make millions in the shrimp business.</p>

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  • NTAN Online
    NTAN Online
    NTA
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    #285

    I'll see what I can do, but it boils down to other gyms in the area being shit for equipment choice or over population, and having to organise my shit around the rest of the family and work.

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  • SapetyviS Offline
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    Sapetyvi
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    #286

    You guys are like a bunch i crossfitters jumping all over NTA for not training the same way you do!!! :whistle: <br><br>
    In all seriousness, warm up dude, do a cirquit of burpees, air squats, lunges and crunches or planks. Basically anything what gets you breathing and makes you use various muscle groups.

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  • MN5M Online
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    MN5
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    #287

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="saulityvi" data-cid="602470" data-time="1470126361">
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    <p>You guys are like a bunch i crossfitters jumping all over NTA for not training the same way you do!!! :whistle:<br><br>
    In all seriousness, warm up dude, do a cirquit of burpees, air squats, lunges and crunches or planks. Basically anything what gets you breathing and makes you use various muscle groups.</p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.google.co.nz/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwixyLGBqqLOAhWCMGMKHViAAE4QjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fwww.relatably.com%2Fm%2Fcrossfit-memes&bvm=bv.128617741,d.dGo&psig=AFQjCNF0r3jxVI1Ex3CL6RPlYv3OLgWNfQ&ust=1470213424016836'><img height="311" src="http://www.relatably.com/m/img/crossfit-memes/3329mcw.png" width="311" alt="3329mcw.png"></a></p>

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  • JKJ Offline
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    JK
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    #288

    <p>Could you just wake up 5-10mins earlier?</p>

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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    Rancid Schnitzel
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    #289

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="NTA" data-cid="602364" data-time="1470113126">
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    <p>I'll see what I can do, but it boils down to other gyms in the area being shit for equipment choice or over population, and having to organise my shit around the rest of the family and work.</p>
    </div>
    </blockquote>
    <p> </p>
    <p><img height="285" src="http://stevethomas.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2013/11/worlds-smallest-violin.jpg" title="View source image" width="550" alt="worlds-smallest-violin.jpg"></p>

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  • MN5M Online
    MN5M Online
    MN5
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    #290

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="NTA" data-cid="602364" data-time="1470113126">
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    <p>I'll see what I can do, but it boils down to other gyms in the area being shit for equipment choice or over population, and having to organise my shit around the rest of the family <strike>and</strike>, work and appearing on TV talking shit about how much money I'm saving on power</p>
    </div>
    </blockquote>
    <p> fixed</p>

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  • NTAN Online
    NTAN Online
    NTA
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    #291

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="JK" data-cid="602488" data-time="1470128787"><p>
    Could you just wake up 5-10mins earlier?</p></blockquote>
    <br>
    Opening hours of this place means it wouldn't make a difference at this point.<br><br>
    It's kind of a box arrangement owned by a friend of the family who is a PT but the gym is only part of it. There are four trainers who moved around various sites (parks, schools, and the box) running various things like boxing, HIIT, upper or lower body sessions etc.<br><br>
    Most days they have open gym for 1-2 hours in the morning, starting at which is when I go. Monday and Wednesday is open at 7am so that's when I turn up. Home by 8am so I can get to work.<br><br>
    They're looking at extending them.<br><br>
    Friday is 6am but haven't made it there that early yet.

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  • NTAN Online
    NTAN Online
    NTA
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    #292

    May just have to stretch/roll at other times of day. <br><br>
    I'll try warming up with some front squats tomorrow.

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  • PaekakboyzP Offline
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    Paekakboyz
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    #293

    <p>There you go bro, 7am-7.10am is warm up time then 50min of weights before jetting off for home. Too easy skux!</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Are you doing rack position or crossed arms for your front squats. I love em, nothing hits quads and core like fronts.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Bit of stretching and rolling out in front of the tv is a good way to sneak in post-workout recovery. </p>

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  • JKJ Offline
    JKJ Offline
    JK
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    #294

    <p>How about some body weight squats etc in the carpark @ 6.50am?</p>

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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    Rancid Schnitzel
    wrote on last edited by
    #295

    Not very environmentally friendly Nick. Why not invest in some equipment so you can train at home beside the Powerwall?

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  • NTAN Online
    NTAN Online
    NTA
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    #296

    <p>Funny shunt...</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>So I got to gym this morning and did a little stretching and a set of front squats using just the bar - I found them uncomfortable and weird. Made no real difference to the performance. I was generally flat, so probably didn't sleep that well.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Squats: 5 x 5 x 110kg</p>
    <p>Bench: 5 x 5 x 73kg - up from 72kg last time. Will keep creeping this up.</p>
    <p>Bent row: 5 x 5 x 77kg - up from 75kg but wasn't super-happy with my form so will stick here.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>The wife had to be out the door by 8AM, so that's all I had time for. I'll grab the roller after this morning's meeting and see what that's all about.</p>

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  • NTAN Online
    NTAN Online
    NTA
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    #297

    <p>P.S. FUCK foam rollers. Fuck them right on the mouth.</p>

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  • PaekakboyzP Offline
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    Paekakboyz
    wrote on last edited by
    #298

    <p>yeah, it does tend to be a love/hate relationship!</p>

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  • NTAN Online
    NTAN Online
    NTA
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    #299

    <p>Mostly hate. </p>

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  • JKJ Offline
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    JK
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    #300

    <p>Spent about 20mins wrestling my foam roller before. So many tears!!! Legs were toast. Quads, hammies and glutes so dam tight. Feeling better now but may just be that I'm in a different room than the foam roller!</p>

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