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@Bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Catogrande that's a euphemism isn't it.
Undoubtedly, somewhere on Planet M4L
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@Catogrande said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Christ on a bike.....where do I start?
It does amuse me that the blue haired she/he is named after a type of cat.
"...and could use whichever bathroom and changing room suited their gender identity".
I wonder how everyone else feels about that?
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@Catogrande said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Bones said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Catogrande that's a euphemism isn't it.
Undoubtedly, somewhere on Planet M4L
Oi!
Ok you got me...
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I'm not sure who is more stupid here. Australian Immigration for trusting an important test to voice recognition software or this woman for simply not pinching her nose closed, not moving her lips and talking through the top of her head. Learn Strine if you want to be an Aussie sheila.
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@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Crucial her problem was she can speak English but probably can't speak Australian
I fail to see how that is a problem.
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The problem is more like defining what constitutes speaking english.
I think I speak english but fucked if I can understand half of what many Londoners say. Their accent has now completely dropped all consonants and replaced them with guttural noises
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if she didn't start every second sentence with "yea nah fluffybunny fucken" it would have been instant fail. also "deadset"
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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
if she didn't start every second sentence with "yea nah fluffybunny fucken" it would have been instant fail. also "deadset"
What irks me most about Australians is their overuse of the word 'mate' even in hostile situations when the person is clearly not a mate ie 'you're a fucken fluffybunny mate, I'm gonna fuck you up mate'.
Also if you have to have a sip of beer for every 'mate' bomb dropped during an interview with a league player you're gonna be pissed pretty quick.
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@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
if she didn't start every second sentence with "yea nah fluffybunny fucken" it would have been instant fail. also "deadset"
What irks me most about Australians is their overuse of the word 'mate' even in hostile situations when the person is clearly not a mate ie 'you're a fucken fluffybunny mate, I'm gonna fuck you up mate'.
indeed. Mate is sooooo much worse than "bro"...
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@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I think if I spent another day living there I would have gone into a homocidal rage the next time someone finished a sentence with the word " but" . What the fuck is that all about?
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yea, i find myself doing that now but
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I reckon 'innit' is a worse way to finish a sentence innit!
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@mariner4life said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I think if I spent another day living there I would have gone into a homocidal rage the next time someone finished a sentence with the word " but" . What the fuck is that all about?
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yea, i find myself doing that now but
You're dead to me eh