Blokes Haircuts

MN5

The place I used to go to in Newtown raised their prices from 15$ to 20$..........when one door closes another one opens and just by the basin there's a place that will groom ya for $15. That's me sorted.
 
We've discussed strippers, guns, shitting and spewing so while I was sitting down to let the barber trim my lid I couldn't help but wonder how much blokes actually spend ? I've pretty much got the same do I've had for the last 10 years.....shaved number 3 round the sides with it a bit longer up top.....I do get them to trim the homo handles slightly more cos it's not the 2000s anymore.
 
A mate of mine spends......get this......EIGHTY FIVE DOLLARS for something a barber could do. Apparently he gets a wash and a nice scalp massage for this.....fuck me, I'd be asking for a BJ in a nice hotel for that price but each to their own.
 
I did used to go out with a hairdresser so spending ANYTHING is pretty rough but how much do you blokes ( apart from NTA ) actually spend ?

JK

$35 at the same place every 6 weeks

mariner4life

$25. Cut. Shampoo. Condition. Scalp massage. Coffee.

MN5

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$25. Cut. Shampoo. Condition. Scalp massage. Coffee.
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I think we have a winner. That's excellent value for all of the above.

NTA

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$25. Cut. Shampoo. Condition. Scalp massage. Coffee. Poof.
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Fixed.
 
 
As those of you who've seen photos of me know, I'm hardly one to comment. The rare times I go, I pay about $20 for a zero cut because Sydney prices. Though one time this Russian burd clipped it and then ran the electric razor of it, and she was fit as fuck. So worth every cent.
 
A couple of years back I bought a pair of Wahl clippers - good ones - and for the $160ish I paid, plus $15 for a pair of replacement blades, I've given myself a haircut every 4 weeks or so for nothing.
 
Being bald has few perks. This is one of them.

mariner4life

how much is bowling ball polish?

Rancid Schnitzel

$15 from this Taiwanese dude. He isn't brilliant, but a 4 blade down the back and sides and a good portion off the top is good enough for me. I usually only get it cut 3-4 times a year.

NTA

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how much is bowling ball polish?
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I have my natural oily skin for that. Plus, if you use a blade and get rid of all the rough skin, it shines itself... once the bleeding stops.

booboo

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Fixed. 
As those of you who've seen photos of me know, I'm hardly one to comment. The rare times I go, I pay about $20 for a zero cut because Sydney prices. Though one time this Russian burd clipped it and then ran the electric razor of it, and she was fit as fuck. So worth every cent. 
A couple of years back I bought a pair of Wahl clippers - good ones - and for the $160ish I paid, plus $15 for a pair of replacement blades, I've given myself a haircut every 4 weeks or so for nothing. 
Being bald has few perks. This is one of them.</blockquote>
 
Second that. Clippers and do it yourself. 
Why hide thinning hair?

Nepia

$10 in Sydney near Central station, used to go to another one nearby but they raised the price to $14. 
 
It's a bit of a lottery who you get but as long as they can do number 2 on the sides, blend it up and trim on top then it's all good for me.
 
$20 for a clipper cut NTA? That's FUBAR!

MN5

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Second that. Clippers and do it yourself. 
Why hide thinning hair?
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jegga

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The place I used to go to in Newtown raised their prices from 15$ to 20$..........when one door closes another one opens and just by the basin there's a place that will groom ya for $15. That's me sorted.
 
We've discussed strippers, guns, shitting and spewing so while I was sitting down to let the barber trim my lid I couldn't help but wonder how much blokes actually spend ? I've pretty much got the same do I've had for the last 10 years.....shaved number 3 round the sides with it a bit longer up top.....I do get them to trim the homo handles slightly more cos it's not the 2000s anymore.
 
A mate of mine spends......get this......EIGHTY FIVE DOLLARS for something a barber could do. Apparently he gets a wash and a nice scalp massage for this.....fuck me, I'd be asking for a BJ in a nice hotel for that price but each to their own.
 
I did used to go out with a hairdresser so spending ANYTHING is pretty rough but how much do you blokes ( apart from NTA ) actually spend ?
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$15 for a zero every couple of weeks, the last guy who did it was Syrian. They take their grooming pretty seriously there, he did the inner ear thatch as well.

No Quarter

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Rancid Schnitzel" data-cid="600402" data-time="1469517399">$15 from this Taiwanese dude. He isn't brilliant, but a 4 blade down the back and sides and a good portion off the top is good enough for me. I usually only get it cut 3-4 times a year.</blockquote>
I'm the same, 3 around the sides 5 on top. Let it grow for about 3 months then rinse and repeat. I can't even remember what I pay, $20 I think. 
We just got my boy his first hair cut at 3 1/2. He had a massive curly afro and it was getting bloody difficult to manage, turned into a tangled mess within a day or so. Short hair is 100% the way to go, and people don't say "oh your daughter is so cute" anymore.

MN5

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$15 for a zero every couple of weeks, the last guy who did it was Syrian. They take their grooming pretty seriously there, he did the inner ear thatch as well.
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That's starting to add up jegga, surely NTA style clippers would be a better option ?

raznomore

Hold up! When did we discuss strippers?! 
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raznomore

I go for the bald fade, line and comb back. I dont have traditional islander hair and have been told on more than one occasion its a cÅ¯nt to cut. 
I pay $40 but my do so sharp i can slice bread with it... 
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taniwharugby

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Hold up! When did we discuss strippers?! 
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think it started about page 7 or 8....<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/index.php/topic/42068-guns-and-strippers-thread-best-ever/page-8'>http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/index.php/topic/42068-guns-and-strippers-thread-best-ever/page-8</a>
 
I pay $20...#3 back and sides, 1 on top.

MN5

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I go for the bald fade, line and comb back. I dont have traditional islander hair and have been told on more than one occasion its a cÅ¯nt to cut. 
I pay $40 but my do so sharp i can slice bread with it... 
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A Samoan mate of mine won't grow an afro no matter how hard we try and persuade him and his hair never gets wet even when it's wet.
 
He should use this.....
 
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raznomore

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A Samoan mate of mine won't grow an afro no matter how hard we try and persuade him and his hair never gets wet even when it's wet. 
He should use this..... 
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</blockquote>I have straightish - wavy thin hair. I got corn rows for about a year when i was in my early 20s and when id take them out that was the closest id get to an afro. 
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canefan

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Second that. Clippers and do it yourself. Why hide thinning hair?
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Not cool
 
<img src="http://splitsider.awlnetwork.com/wp-content/uploads/sites/2/2012/04/kingpin.jpg" alt="kingpin.jpg">

Bones

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="taniwharugby" data-cid="600418" data-time="1469519718">think it started about page 7 or 8....<a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/index.php/topic/42068-guns-and-strippers-thread-best-ever/page-8">http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/index.php/topic/42068-guns-and-strippers-thread-best-ever/page-8</a> 
I pay $20...#3 back and sides, 1 on top.</blockquote>
That's bloody cheap, especially for that many. Sounds like a great story.

dogmeat

I go to a place on ponsonby Rd. Was there as recently as last Saturday. Fantastic deal. 6 chairs and a maitre de They play soul music and sing and dance along with it as they cut yr hair. And they actually sound good. Jive Talking by bee gees ( yeah not soul but was exception ). Came on and at the point John Travolta wud fire one hand in the air all the barbers stopped and hit their blades with their combs. Fantastic 
The maitre d' cracks jokes. Seriously it's a concert while yr hair is cut. 
$30 for a ponsonby hipster cut ðŸ™„

Mokey

Fuck you all.

jegga

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That's starting to add up jegga, surely NTA style clippers would be a better option ?
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Used to do that , got the mrs to cut it but she tired of it so I went back to the barber. They are always good for a chat at least, I like the old school barbers. Except that woman on the highway in Paraparaumu, she's certifiable .

booboo

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="600407" data-time="1469517961"><a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwig5OfzzJDOAhXFk5QKHbYfDdgQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnedhardy.com%2F2013%2F07%2F17%2Fa-gallery-of-ridiculously-bad-comb-overs-19-pics%2F&psig=AFQjCNHIlJEQ1WdHk6Hoy9qsIoYyWD08DQ&ust=1469604271744424"><img src="http://www.cavemancircus.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2012/november/comb_overs/comb_overs_13.jpg" alt="comb_overs_13.jpg"></a></blockquote>
 
Can't see that. Doesn't work on phone. 
Probably worth a smiley

booboo

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think it started about page 7 or 8....<a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/index.php/topic/42068-guns-and-strippers-thread-best-ever/page-8">http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/index.php/topic/42068-guns-and-strippers-thread-best-ever/page-8</a> 
I pay $20...#3 back and sides, 1 on top.</blockquote>
 
For strippers?

Nepia

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$15 for a zero every couple of weeks, the last guy who did it was Syrian. They take their grooming pretty seriously there, he did the inner ear thatch as well.
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Dude - you pay $50 more than me per month on your grooming, bloody metrosexuals.

jegga

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Dude - you pay $50 more than me per month on your grooming, bloody metrosexuals.
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I spend $30, you buy shampoo , conditioner and hairspray mate.

Nepia

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I spend $30, you buy shampoo , conditioner and hairspray mate.
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I buy shampoo, probably once every 3 months, but nice try metro. :)

jegga

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I buy shampoo, probably once every 3 months, but nice try metro. :)</blockquote>
I 
You doth protest too much 
You should also factor in the power to run your hairdryer and the extra towel you wrap around your wet hair when you get out of the shower.

Hooroo

40 Slides at Martellis Mt Maunganui. Includes a rubbish coffee which I still drink and a head massage.
 
If I get a neck wax which I don't really need as I'm not very hirsute, it's an extra $30.
 
I recommend the neck wax though as it takes ages to grow back

MN5

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40 Slides at Martellis Mt Maunganui. Includes a rubbish coffee which I still drink and a head massage.
 
If I get a neck wax which I don't really need as I'm not very hirsute, it's an extra $30.
 
I recommend the neck wax though as it takes ages to grow back
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I should suggest that to my barber. With all the hairy ethnic minorities that hang around Newtown he'd make a killing.

Smudge

$29 for a haircut at my local in Dunedin. $44 if I want my beard trimmed as well.

Nepia

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You doth protest too much 
You should also factor in the power to run your hairdryer and the extra towel you wrap around your wet hair when you get out of the shower.
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Ah, the old you "protest too much" to deflect - don't worry, going by the responses above on this second page you're in good company with your overpriced metrosexual haircuts!
 
My flatmate uses a hair dryer every morning, it's weird, for a refugee, (don't worry he's one of the good ones the west likes, Palestinian rather than Syrian) he's the biggest princess around.

jegga

Nice attempt at deniability should a Ferner ever visit the Nepia whare " that's my flat mates hairdryer I mentioned a while back , totally not mine....,,that hairspray is his too and the moisturiser and the....,,,hang on you really need to exfoliate . I .....I mean he has something here that's great for that. Doesn't you manicurist do your cuticles ? I'll give you the number of the people I go to ......what do you mean you have to go? You just got here".

Godder

$18 at the local mall, #6 back and sides, scissors the rest

Nepia

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Nice attempt at deniability should a Ferner ever visit the Nepia whare " that's my flat mates hairdryer I mentioned a while back , totally not mine....,,that hairspray is his too and the moisturiser and the....,,,hang on you really need to exfoliate . I .....I mean he has something here that's great for that. Doesn't you manicurist do your cuticles ? I'll give you the number of the people I go to ......what do you mean you have to go? You just got here".
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The facts we have here is that you pay $390 to get your head shaved every year.
 
That is all.

Donsteppa

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Nice attempt at deniability should a Ferner ever visit the Nepia whare " that's my flat mates hairdryer I mentioned a while back , totally not mine....,,that hairspray is his too and the moisturiser and the....,,,hang on you really need to exfoliate . I .....I mean he has something here that's great for that. Doesn't you manicurist do your cuticles ? I'll give you the number of the people I go to ......what do you mean you have to go? You just got here".
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You seem to know that terminology all too well...

MajorRage

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think it started about page 7 or 8....<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/index.php/topic/42068-guns-and-strippers-thread-best-ever/page-8'>http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/index.php/topic/42068-guns-and-strippers-thread-best-ever/page-8</a>
 
I pay $20...#3 back and sides, 1 on top.
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What in the fuck is that haircut? Short on top, longer on the sides? the reverse undercut? Reverse bald?

taniwharugby

haha, I was only checking to see who actually reads stuff!

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