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    Virgil
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    I don't need to watch porn, I'm married... said no one

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    Apparently kiwis are having sex on average nine times less a year and are down to 53 times a year .

    53

    Fifty three

    Stuff
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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Apparently kiwis are having sex on average nine times less a year and are down to 53 times a year .

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    Who did they ask, porn stars?

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    @Virgil No one who has seen a second wedding anniversary...

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    Freedom camper caught on camera giving birth to an otter in a Dunedin st.
    V classy.

    Stuff
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    When in Dunedin...

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    @Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Apparently kiwis are having sex on average nine times less a year and are down to 53 times a year .

    53

    Fifty three

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    Who did they ask, porn stars?

    Singles on Tinder must be balancing up those of us in the barren marital wasteland

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    @jegga more than once a week including when the painters and decorators are in? Who are these lucky over-sexed motherfuckers?

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    @mariner4life "Those were the days my friend I thought they'd never end......."

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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Apparently kiwis are having sex on average nine times less a year and are down to 53 times a year .

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    The first part seems about right. Starting point of 9.

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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Apparently kiwis are having sex on average nine times less a year and are down to 53 times a year .

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    I can only assume this means 'sex with someone other than yourself'

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    @MajorRage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Apparently kiwis are having sex on average nine times less a year and are down to 53 times a year .

    53

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    The first part seems about right. Starting point of 9.

    9? You lucky devil

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    @mariner4life I assumed the extra one was one a week for 52 weeks plus birthday? I'm sure at some points in my life I had those numbers but whos been taking up the slack and keeping the average up since then on my behalf?

    Also I was thinking about this...I mean discussing it with a friend and was wondering ...I mean he was wondering how many there'd actually be if you took nine off the years total?

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    I tend to agree more with the Realtor they spoke to, most houses I hear of up here that are taking longer than a month to sell is solely down to price...that said, nothing like a bit of free advertising!

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/business/news/article.cfm?c_id=3&objectid=11817765

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    No surprise the sellers are both realestate agents themselves ( well that's what the interweb told me)
    Simple economics isn't it, if something isn't selling your probably about 99% likely to be asking too much!
    Selling a lifestyle block will always be a hard sell compared to a town house or typical property.
    Some people like to own more land where as some can't be arsed with the upkeep.
    There's simply a smaller range of perspective buyers out there, you probably have to ask less especially given it's location
    I'm sure if that was in South Auckland it would be snapped up in no time

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    @taniwharugby I'm guessing the irony of her selling the place is beyond her...

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    @Virgil are a lot of Auckland buyers coming up this way (unfortunately 😉 )

    Plenty of people in the market up here that have made $$$ out of the booms, first one in the early 00's and again in recent years who have the money to pay for it.

    When we were selling our place 4 years ago it was amazing to see the difference in quality of home (maintenance, upgrading etc)

    We would be looking at places in our price bracket and think, man that place is in shit condition compared to ours but selling for $50k+ more...guess that's why ours sold in 7 days.

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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mariner4life I assumed the extra one was one a week for 52 weeks plus birthday? I'm sure at some points in my life I had those numbers but whos been taking up the slack and keeping the average up since then on my behalf?

    Also I was thinking about this...I mean discussing it with a friend and was wondering ...I mean he was wondering how many there'd actually be if you took nine off the years total?

    It's ok boys. Think positive and show the Mrs this, it's on the interweb so definitely true.

    0_1489464011931_FB_IMG_1489456877004.jpg

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    @MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mariner4life I assumed the extra one was one a week for 52 weeks plus birthday? I'm sure at some points in my life I had those numbers but whos been taking up the slack and keeping the average up since then on my behalf?

    Also I was thinking about this...I mean discussing it with a friend and was wondering ...I mean he was wondering how many there'd actually be if you took nine off the years total?

    It's ok boys. Think positive and show the Mrs this, it's on the interweb so definitely true.

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    That'll go down like a cold cup of sick

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    New New Zealand news site - http://newsroom.co.nz/. Looks pretty good so far.

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