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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    If you're a fat fluffybunny passing through Palmy and need a shit sounds like it might be best to hold on or defecate out on the street.....

    I think my favourite line is this one....

    'They were embarrassed national and international teams coming in January to compete to qualify for the world championships in Wellington would take away a poor impression of the city, based on the loos'

    I don't think the most spacious, fresh smelling, pristine toilet on earth could possibly come close to creating a decent impression of Palmy.

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/manawatu-standard/news/99617189/croquet-players-fear-getting-stuck-in-the-loos?cid=facebook.post.99617189

    The irony of having Hardman as a surname and being such a pussy.

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  • SmudgeS Do not disturb
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    I hope Terry Klein realises these loo photos are now the first results that show up when he Google Image Searches for ""Terry Klein" Palmerston North" . . .

    https://www.google.co.nz/search?q="terry+klein"+palmerston+north&safe=off&rlz=1C1GCEA_enNZ760NZ760&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiY4P6klPnXAhVHlJQKHamTDdoQ_AUICygC&biw=1280&bih=893

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    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    If you're a fat fluffybunny passing through Palmy and need a shit sounds like it might be best to hold on or defecate out on the street.....

    6 months ago I was exactly the above. I held on to dannevirke. My own moral victory.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @majorrage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    If you're a fat fluffybunny passing through Palmy and need a shit sounds like it might be best to hold on or defecate out on the street.....

    6 months ago I was exactly the above. I held on to dannevirke. My own moral victory.

    The shitters in the virke play music from memory. Is this still the case?

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    @mn5 I covered 6000kms in less than 2 months in NZ. I don't apologise for not remembering much about the shitters in the 'virke.

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    @majorrage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 I covered 6000kms in less than 2 months in NZ. I don't apologise for not remembering much about the shitters in the 'virke.

    On the contrary, I had to go there for a funeral and it was far and away the highlight of the trip.

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    @mn5 fair call.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @majorrage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    If you're a fat fluffybunny passing through Palmy and need a shit sounds like it might be best to hold on or defecate out on the street.....

    6 months ago I was exactly the above. I held on to dannevirke. My own moral victory.

    Palmerston Norths new motto “ not worth shitting on”.
    Catchy .

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    hhmmm, not awesome, but people need to read this as a warning!

    Warning: there are some incredibly stupid people out there!

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/world/europe/99679964/man-cements-his-head-in-a-microwave-firefighters-come-to-his-rescue

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  • CatograndeC Online
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    @taniwharugby Now why is it that this report is on Stuff but I've seen nothing of it here in the UK? Hats off to the Stuff journos, boldly going...

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    @catogrande we have no news of our own!

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    @taniwharugby You'll be pleased to know that the BBC have finally caught up with Stuff. Front page now.

    Too little too late Auntie Beeb.

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    There must be something they're not saying here. Otherwise this is ridiculous

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11955880

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    I’m not sure why the media give this feral such a free ride, I actually think her and her idiot behaviour are counterproductive as far as getting public sympathy and opinion behind medical marijuana.

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11953464

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  • NepiaN Online
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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @majorrage said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    If you're a fat fluffybunny passing through Palmy and need a shit sounds like it might be best to hold on or defecate out on the street.....

    6 months ago I was exactly the above. I held on to dannevirke. My own moral victory.

    Palmerston Norths new motto “ not worth shitting on”.
    Catchy .

    I've been promoting versions of this around here for at least 7 years!

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    I have failed myself! I decided to read what I thought would be light-hearted comments about a light-hearted peice.

    How someone could be so serious in response baffles me.

    https://www.stuff.co.nz/dominion-post/news/99578106/wairarapa-commuter-jokes-about-speedo-strip-to-highlight-rail-line-failings

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    Speaking of stuff comments,
    https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/99720324/jayjay-harvey-im-scared-im-going-to-suck

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    Speaking of stuff comments,
    https://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/99720324/jayjay-harvey-im-scared-im-going-to-suck

    The comments can pretty neatly be divided into 'OMG you haterz are so cruel' or 'Who cares, she's an attention seeking Minga'

    I like the rest of the fern am firmly in the latter category.

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    @mn5 I wonder if stuff are getting paid to post these articles about the attention seeking Mingas change of station? They seem to run a lot of them despite the fact I’m sure the dullards posting the “ omg u r haters” comments already know the minutiae of the talent free zones life through her Instagram, Facebook accounts and her podcast which I will make a point over never listening to as long as I draw breath.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    @jegga said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

    @mn5 I wonder if stuff are getting paid to post these articles about the attention seeking Mingas change of station? They seem to run a lot of them despite the fact I’m sure the dullards posting the “ omg u r haters” comments already know the minutiae of the talent free zones life through her Instagram, Facebook accounts and her podcast which I will make a point over never listening to as long as I draw breath.

    Great point. It's a pretty sad world we live in when the morning rumble on the rock is by far the best brekky radio to listen to.

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