Stupid shit you see on the internet

[mariner4life]

Maybe i should preach it

Does the starving maaaaaaan....

care what he eats? NO!! He takes, what the LO-WARD (point at ceiling) gives unto him.

But the man who has PLENTY?

Does he not pick and choose which of the LO-WARD'S gifts he does wish to partake?

canahgetanamen

[Chris B.]

@mariner4life Nice try, Son. But, yo ass is still burnin' in the Hellfires unless you REEE-PENT on eating those Moreton Bay crabs!

Ass probably burning a second time from those crabs!

[Stockcar86]

Just in time for the new movie - Avengers themed sex toys NSFW

https://geekysextoys.com/interests/indulgers/

[Bones]

@stockcar86 nothing like a bit of payday shopping eh?

[MajorRage]

@mariner4life said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

I saw a great one about between shopper and the self service isle in the supermarket, but it won't reproduce here at the moment.

wait found it!

Proper proper funny. Quoting it so everybody gets to see it again.

[Catogrande]

So, there's this woman drunk driver that crashed and subsequently collared by the police. However, she had a dashcam in her car and it had been running for some time...

[antipodean]

??? Who in their right mind would signify to others that they can't pull? Not even the local slapper at the pub?

[Rembrandt]

@antipodean I think its more of a support type thing and allows them to suckle on that sweet victimhood teat. I don't know guys that openly identify in these groups but that do fit the criteria. Generally in dire need of a good male role model, I can see someone like Jordan Peterson being that person for many.

[Paekakboyz]

@catogrande faaarrk! she was fair honking along!!

[Catogrande]

Drastic measures! What a dopey bitch.

http://www.bbc.com/news/newsbeat-44153864

[Bones]

https://pettymayo.com/2018/05/17/vagina-sex-stretching-myth-ddt/?utm_content=inf_10_4133_2&utm_source=tse&utm_medium=social&utm_campaign=influencer&tse_id=INF_371b24705abb11e88c6755ba5ad8238c

[Machpants]

So do you reckon he trialled those fillets out? Seems the type

[No Quarter]

This is pretty out there

[Bones]

@no-quarter Get. The. Fuck. Out.

What next? Some idiot will probably try taking perfectly good ham and/or cheese and mangling it into a piece of bread. Probably call it breadfood.

[Tim]

@no-quarter I saw an article very similar to that the other day, it was about fucking noodles in a bowl!

[booboo]

Anyone tried platefood?

[dogmeat]

I raise you all with the fucked up concept of "flexitarian" which I learned this week.

Basically a vegetarian who eats meat when they feel like it......

[Crucial]

@booboo said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

Anyone tried platefood?

Interesting concept. Would make a difference from eating off planks, pieces of slate, old leaves and things.

[Crucial]

@dogmeat said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

I raise you all with the fucked up concept of "flexitarian" which I learned this week.

Basically a vegetarian who eats meat when they feel like it......

It’s like being a sexatarian. You have sex when someone else feels like it.

[nzzp]

@dogmeat said in Stupid shit you see on the internet:

I raise you all with the fucked up concept of "flexitarian" which I learned this week.

Basically a vegetarian who eats meat when they feel like it......

Yeah, I kind of get that. Like someone who drinks occasionally - they're not hard core, but not smashing DB every night. Also very open to buying fake meat.

I reckon fake meat is going to start making a big impact. I'm a keen smoker of meat and bbqer, but we have tried the Sunfed Farms fake chicken. It is surprisingly authentic - browns in oil, has 'bite' and is basically a genuine chicken alternative in a curry. Right now it's more expensive than chicken, but scale that shit and when it costs half what real chicken costs, watch people make the switch. If they start carbon taxes, then it's even more competitive....