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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    <p>Its ok Siam, I always thought you were a female anyway 😉 </p>

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  • SiamS Offline
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    <p>Outed!!!</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>If it wasn't for those garn dammit pesky kids!  and my reticence in discussing the missus's menstrual cycles.... 🙂 :)</p>

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  • MokeyM Offline
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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Siam" data-cid="559194" data-time="1455694474">
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    <p>Mokey, What have I done wrong?   :empathy:</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Have I crossed an invisible masculine barrier somewhere?</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>When I read a rugby book I'm looking around for my boots for a kick</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>When I read a home brewing books I'm looking around for a beer to swill</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>When I read a golf book I'm looking around for my clubs to have a hit</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p><strong>When I read your books I'm looking around for my wife....</strong></p>
    <p> </p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>I've gone too far haven't I </p>
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    </blockquote>
    <p>I take that as a compliment! How it should be.</p>

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    #213

    <p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/eaXFu8d.jpg" alt="eaXFu8d.jpg"></p>

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  • boobooB Offline
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    #214

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="559181" data-time="1455689633">
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    <p>Well do you? Be honest I wont judge you.</p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>Quite like One D ... :)</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Biebs ... not so much</p>

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  • SiamS Offline
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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="gollum" data-cid="559217" data-time="1455709226"><p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/eaXFu8d.jpg" alt="eaXFu8d.jpg"></p></blockquote>
    <br><br><br>
    OMG that IS me!......on the left

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    Oh God! Don't I know you?

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  • MokeyM Offline
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    #217

    <p>That photo is sad in every way. Lonely and a bit grotty old dude, ice cold ladies of the night, an ATM withdrawal that is clearly taking too long...</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>The shattering sound is romance author hearts breaking.</p>

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  • JCJ Offline
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    #218

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Mokey" data-cid="559245" data-time="1455739677">
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    <p>That photo is sad in every way. Lonely and a bit grotty old dude, ice cold ladies of the night, an ATM withdrawal that is clearly taking too long...</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>The shattering sound is romance author hearts breaking.</p>
    </div>
    </blockquote>
    <p>How can you say that? The photo is romantic on so many levels. Lonely older dude puts on his best singlet and sandals and goes out hoping, but not expecting, to find love. Imagine his good fortune when he finds not one but two businesswomen who enjoy his company and are prepared to look deeper to see what lies within.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>The man is impressed by their entrepreneurial spirit and despite their apparent youth chooses to take a risk and invest in their business. All are fulfilled.</p>

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Mokey" data-cid="559245" data-time="1455739677"><p>That photo is sad in every way. Lonely and a bit grotty old dude, ice cold ladies of the night, an ATM withdrawal that is clearly taking too long...<br>
     <br>
    The shattering sound is romance author hearts breaking.</p></blockquote>
    <br>
    "Ladies?"

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  • SmudgeS Offline
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    #220

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Mokey" data-cid="559245" data-time="1455739677">
    <div>
    <p>That photo is sad in every way. Lonely and a bit grotty old dude, ice cold ladies of the night, an ATM withdrawal that is clearly taking too long...</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p> </p>
    </div>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>Probably the only withdrawal that will take too long that night . . . </p>

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  • MN5M Online
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    MN5
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    #221

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="taniwharugby" data-cid="559196" data-time="1455694696">
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    <p>Its ok Siam, I always thought you were a female anyway ;)</p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>I assumed Mokey was a bloke up until a couple of years ago.....I mean what right minded woman would want to talk smack on the interweb with a bunch of has beens, never was's, grey haired, balding, fat, know it all internet tough guys like the sad rabble that we are ?</p>

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  • BonesB Offline
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    #222

    You?

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  • MokeyM Offline
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    #223

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="559258" data-time="1455743808">
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    <p>I assumed Mokey was a bloke up until a couple of years ago.....I mean what right minded woman would want to talk smack on the interweb with a bunch of has beens, never was's, grey haired, balding, fat, know it all internet tough guys like the sad rabble that we are ?</p>
    </div>
    </blockquote>
    <p> </p>
    <p>The answer is quite obvious - I am not a right-minded woman!</p>

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  • MN5M Online
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    MN5
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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Bones" data-cid="559268" data-time="1455747656">
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    <p>You?</p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>Bones, don't try and push up on me on the fern to look cool in front of Mokey. She still won't date you.</p>

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  • BonesB Offline
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    #225

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="559271" data-time="1455748344"><p>Bones, don't try and push up on me on the fern to look cool in front of Mokey. She still won't date you.</p></blockquote>
    Gutted eh. Guess I'd have to scour the hutt instead...or shall I leave that to you?

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  • MN5M Online
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    MN5
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    #226

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Bones" data-cid="559272" data-time="1455748440">
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    <p>Gutted eh. Guess I'd have to scour the hutt instead...or shall I leave that to you?</p>
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    <p>Excellent point, Wellington girls are a bit stuck up and hard work but I changed the radius on Tinder to a few extra km and it opened up a whole new world. All it's costing me is a few extra $ on petrol....only Lower Hutt mind, everyone knows Upper Hutt girls are the worst kind of skanks.</p>

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    <p>sluts are people too</p>

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  • TimT Away
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    Tim
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    #228

    <p>As I once said on here: don't criticise sluts, sluts make the world go round.</p>

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  • Baron Silas GreenbackB Offline
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    #229

    <p>This thread needs to die.</p>

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