The Nick Willis Humiliator!
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<p>Genetic engineers would pay top dollar for sperm from Willis so as they could identify what makes a top runner.</p>
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<p>Just imagine all the money he's let slip through his fingers.</p>
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<p>rookie error</p> -
Imagine if you are one of Willis' mates. You'd be absolutely fucking spewing. You'd be under the microscope by association. He decides its time to go public and now simply because youre mates or his mrs and your mrs are mates you can't watch porn anymore. <br><br>
Its making me angry just thinking about it. Ill need to go rub one out just to calm myself down. BUT NO! THANKS TO NICK THE MRS HAS CHANGED THE NET NANNY PASSWORD AND NOT TOLD ME WHAT IT IS!!!!! <br><br>
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<p>just use the old 'if you dressed up for me and did more kinky shit every day, I wouldnt need to' line</p>
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<p>Thanks for the belly laughs in this thread, menfolk.</p>
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<p>Feel rather sorry for Willis, like someone else said, I'd love to know the reason for the random announcement. Super religious people are always wacko when it comes to sex (one of the funniest Facebook posts I've ever seen was a fundamentalist Christian group's anti-masturbation offering of flames and the words 'Satan comes calling when you ring the Devil's doorbell'.</p> -
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<p>Imagine if you are one of Willis' mates. You'd be absolutely fucking spewing. You'd be under the microscope by association. He decides its time to go public and now simply because youre mates or his mrs and your mrs are mates you can't watch porn anymore.<br><br>
Its making me angry just thinking about it. Ill need to go rub one out just to calm myself down. BUT NO! THANKS TO NICK THE MRS HAS CHANGED THE NET NANNY PASSWORD AND NOT TOLD ME WHAT IT IS!!!!!<br><br>
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<p>Does net nanny also blocks your smartphone or if its just on your pc? Asking on behalf of a friend.</p> -
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<p>Does net nanny also blocks your smartphone or if its just on your pc? Asking on behalf of a friend.</p>
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<p>FYI, I have all devices linked to my google account, so can see if my wife is looking at porn on the iPad or her phone, dont wanna miss any opportunity to get lucky! </p> -
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<p>FYI, I have all devices linked to my google account, so can see if my wife is looking at porn on the iPad or her phone, dont wanna miss any opportunity to get lucky! </p>
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<p>Cool, do you think Nick knows hes going to get lucky when he notices the beaker is full?<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis'>http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis</a></p> -
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Not quite as shocking as this confession<br><br><a class="bbc_url" href="
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How hilarious would it be if they played "Blister in the Sun" over the loud speaker next time he competes.
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<span style="color:rgb(40,40,40);font-family:helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Gambling is only a problem if you suck at it, Porn is only a problem if the mrs comes home early and finds you with your trousers around your ankle while sitting at the family PC watching '<strong>Captain Stabbin</strong>' </span></blockquote>
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<p>The prudish TR will probably move this to another thread but.... a former high school friend starred in/on Captain Stabbin (or one of the other early sites, Raz will know). She was a hardcore pornstar in LA for 2 or 3 years. Now milks cows.</p>
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<p>I do feel sorry for the poor bugger.</p>
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<p>I'm one of the lucky ones. I only have an addiction to masturbation.</p>
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<p>That's not addiction, that's a god given birthright!!</p>
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<p>I'm not sure what a farmers catalogue is like now but during my teenage years they featured the bendon girl Christina Bristow and Elle Macpherson and together they probably caused more DNA to be spilled than a csi lab full of spastics.</p>
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<p>the days before smart phones. The hottest girl at my school used to be in those.. was bloody gold.</p>
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Sneakdefreak" data-cid="563156" data-time="1457345691"><p>The prudish TR will probably move this to another thread but.... a former high school friend starred in/on Captain Stabbin (or one of the other early sites, Raz will know). She was a hardcore pornstar in LA for 2 or 3 years. Now milks cows.<br><br>
Back on topic.... Nick Willis is a w@nker.</p></blockquote>
Raz will know. That escalated quickly. Self confessed porn officiaonado Virgil gets a pass though...<br><br><br>
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