Grumpy Old Man
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@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@reprobate said in Grumpy Old Man:
fluffybunnies who use spreadsheets like they are pieces of paper for them to make their coloured drawings on.
worthless generalists trying to tell specialists how to do things: H&S, compliance/regulatory, 'management'.people concreting the fuck out of sections so they can be 'low-maintenance'.
fat fluffybunnies with supermarket trolleys full of coke and chips.fucking clickbait shit:
'10 reasons why... Number 6 will make you...'
'person xyz DESTROYS person abc' on your chosen topic of confirmation bias.morons with strong opinions.
and whingers. them too.People who can't use capital letters.
People who add an "s" to the end of your name or spell it incorrectly when it's really fucken easy. There's only one of me.
Abduls?
Fakhourys
Fuckyous?
Again, as dog is my witness that used to be the family name. Doesn't work so well in English eh
Certainly room for error.
Story of my life.
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@Snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
as dog is my witness
I like the dog being your witness, far more trustworthy than a God.
Those fluffybunnies don't know what side they're on.
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Because of the way things are now, close talkers are the fucken worst! See me continually trying to maintain distance? That's not a fucking invite to take another step closer.
Closed-minded people. If you saw my lying on your resume thread the person we replaced the "liar" with has no empathy of any type. He can not see anything any other way than his own way. He believes far too much of what he reads on the internet and when he is called out on it and I mean presented with actual facts he loses his shit and walks off.
Dolphins. Smug fluffybunnies.
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@raznomore said in Grumpy Old Man:
Because of the way things are now, close talkers are the fucken worst! See me continually trying to maintain distance? That's not a fucking invite to take another step closer.
Closed-minded people. If you saw my lying on your resume thread the person we replaced the "liar" with has no empathy of any type. He can not see anything any other way than their own way. He believes far too much of what he reads on the internet and when he is called out on it and I mean presented with actual facts he loses his shit and walks off.
Dolphins. Smug fluffybunnies.
Damn, you have to be seriously grumpy to be angry at Dolphins bro
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@reprobate said in Grumpy Old Man:
fluffybunnies who use spreadsheets like they are pieces of paper for them to make their coloured drawings on.
worthless generalists trying to tell specialists how to do things: H&S, compliance/regulatory, 'management'.people concreting the fuck out of sections so they can be 'low-maintenance'.
fat fluffybunnies with supermarket trolleys full of coke and chips.fucking clickbait shit:
'10 reasons why... Number 6 will make you...'
'person xyz DESTROYS person abc' on your chosen topic of confirmation bias.morons with strong opinions.
and whingers. them too.People who can't use capital letters.
People who add an "s" to the end of your name or spell it incorrectly when it's really fucken easy. There's only one of me.
Ok Bone.
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@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@reprobate said in Grumpy Old Man:
fluffybunnies who use spreadsheets like they are pieces of paper for them to make their coloured drawings on.
worthless generalists trying to tell specialists how to do things: H&S, compliance/regulatory, 'management'.people concreting the fuck out of sections so they can be 'low-maintenance'.
fat fluffybunnies with supermarket trolleys full of coke and chips.fucking clickbait shit:
'10 reasons why... Number 6 will make you...'
'person xyz DESTROYS person abc' on your chosen topic of confirmation bias.morons with strong opinions.
and whingers. them too.People who can't use capital letters.
People who add an "s" to the end of your name or spell it incorrectly when it's really fucken easy. There's only one of me.
Ok Bone.
That's what she said.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@reprobate said in Grumpy Old Man:
fluffybunnies who use spreadsheets like they are pieces of paper for them to make their coloured drawings on.
worthless generalists trying to tell specialists how to do things: H&S, compliance/regulatory, 'management'.people concreting the fuck out of sections so they can be 'low-maintenance'.
fat fluffybunnies with supermarket trolleys full of coke and chips.fucking clickbait shit:
'10 reasons why... Number 6 will make you...'
'person xyz DESTROYS person abc' on your chosen topic of confirmation bias.morons with strong opinions.
and whingers. them too.People who can't use capital letters.
People who add an "s" to the end of your name or spell it incorrectly when it's really fucken easy. There's only one of me.
Ok Bone.
That's what she said.
In a rather resigned voice.
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@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who put their used mugs on the bench above the dishwasher as if it is impossible to open the door and drop them in.
What was the point in getting married then? If I wanted to do "everything" myself I would have stayed single.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
Huh. That's what I do and they always end up clean on the shelf. Sounds like you need a better dishwasher.
They’re expensive to change if you married it.
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@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Will the thread divulge into bad driving like all those that came before?uv
I have a dark grey BMW SUV. Is that close enough to put me in the bad bucket?
If so, cool!
You drive a Caterham, so you automatically own a “drive whatever the fuck I like as a second car” card.
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@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who put their used mugs on the bench above the dishwasher as if it is impossible to open the door and drop them in.
Some grumpy old people get very territorial about dishwasher loading.
Not that I'm accusing Mrs Meldrew of anything....
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who put their used mugs on the bench above the dishwasher as if it is impossible to open the door and drop them in.
Some grumpy old people get very territorial about dishwasher loading.
Not that I'm accusing Mrs Meldrew of anything....
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. I can't bear to see the state of Boneswtra's dishwasher loading.
Not a euphemism.
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Wife's who remake the bed when you clearly made a lot of effort to make it the first time.
You’ll need to define “lot of effort”.
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Wife's who remake the bed when you clearly made a lot of effort to make it the first time.
Can relate. Mrs Meldrew has been in Kent looking after elderly parents for the last 2 weeks. Stressful time which she's handled with her usual mix of aplomb, good humour & intelligence.
First words on coming home and dumping suitcase in bedroom "Have you made the bed differently?...
