Grumpy Old Man
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@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@reprobate said in Grumpy Old Man:
fluffybunnies who use spreadsheets like they are pieces of paper for them to make their coloured drawings on.
worthless generalists trying to tell specialists how to do things: H&S, compliance/regulatory, 'management'.people concreting the fuck out of sections so they can be 'low-maintenance'.
fat fluffybunnies with supermarket trolleys full of coke and chips.fucking clickbait shit:
'10 reasons why... Number 6 will make you...'
'person xyz DESTROYS person abc' on your chosen topic of confirmation bias.morons with strong opinions.
and whingers. them too.People who can't use capital letters.
People who add an "s" to the end of your name or spell it incorrectly when it's really fucken easy. There's only one of me.
Ok Bone.
That's what she said.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@reprobate said in Grumpy Old Man:
fluffybunnies who use spreadsheets like they are pieces of paper for them to make their coloured drawings on.
worthless generalists trying to tell specialists how to do things: H&S, compliance/regulatory, 'management'.people concreting the fuck out of sections so they can be 'low-maintenance'.
fat fluffybunnies with supermarket trolleys full of coke and chips.fucking clickbait shit:
'10 reasons why... Number 6 will make you...'
'person xyz DESTROYS person abc' on your chosen topic of confirmation bias.morons with strong opinions.
and whingers. them too.People who can't use capital letters.
People who add an "s" to the end of your name or spell it incorrectly when it's really fucken easy. There's only one of me.
Ok Bone.
That's what she said.
In a rather resigned voice.
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@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who put their used mugs on the bench above the dishwasher as if it is impossible to open the door and drop them in.
What was the point in getting married then? If I wanted to do "everything" myself I would have stayed single.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
Huh. That's what I do and they always end up clean on the shelf. Sounds like you need a better dishwasher.
They’re expensive to change if you married it.
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@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Will the thread divulge into bad driving like all those that came before?uv
I have a dark grey BMW SUV. Is that close enough to put me in the bad bucket?
If so, cool!
You drive a Caterham, so you automatically own a “drive whatever the fuck I like as a second car” card.
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@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who put their used mugs on the bench above the dishwasher as if it is impossible to open the door and drop them in.
Some grumpy old people get very territorial about dishwasher loading.
Not that I'm accusing Mrs Meldrew of anything....
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
People who put their used mugs on the bench above the dishwasher as if it is impossible to open the door and drop them in.
Some grumpy old people get very territorial about dishwasher loading.
Not that I'm accusing Mrs Meldrew of anything....
That's my excuse and I'm sticking to it. I can't bear to see the state of Boneswtra's dishwasher loading.
Not a euphemism.
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Wife's who remake the bed when you clearly made a lot of effort to make it the first time.
You’ll need to define “lot of effort”.
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Wife's who remake the bed when you clearly made a lot of effort to make it the first time.
Can relate. Mrs Meldrew has been in Kent looking after elderly parents for the last 2 weeks. Stressful time which she's handled with her usual mix of aplomb, good humour & intelligence.
First words on coming home and dumping suitcase in bedroom "Have you made the bed differently?...
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Wife's who remake the bed when you clearly made a lot of effort to make it the first time.
Can relate. Mrs Meldrew has been in Kent looking after elderly parents for the last 2 weeks. Stressful time which she's handled with her usual mix of aplomb, good humour & intelligence.
First words on coming home and dumping suitcase in bedroom "Have you made the bed differently?...
Yeah I shoulda checked this with Mrs MN5 before we started seeing eachother.
Needing a man to make a bed with military strictness wasn’t on her tinder profile.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
Needing a man to make a bed with military strictness wasn’t on her tinder profile.
If it were, it would probably scare the shit out of a lot of potential suitors..
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
When you vacuum before the wife gets home and she asks immediately upon entering "Have you vacuumed?"
People who haven't heard of robot vacuum cleaners
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
When you vacuum before the wife gets home and she asks immediately upon entering "Have you vacuumed?"
People who haven't heard of robot vacuum cleaners
It would simply change to "Is the Robot broken? Can you check it?"
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
It would simply change to "Is the Robot broken? Can you check it?"
Named ours "George Clooney". That worked.
