Grumpy Old Man
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@victor-meldrew I'm really not,think this lovely British sunshine has gone to my airhead. Just found out fecking gifs don't work on this phone either WT ACTUAL F
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fixed it!
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@victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@r-l said in Grumpy Old Man:
I'll feel like a drug dealer or a prostitute with my 2 phones
I'd expect @snowy along soon...
You called?
I'm the serial killer remember? Haven't sold drugs for quite some time, never been a hooker, demand was too low. Just had one or two in the cellar at times.
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@r-l Nice tip. Could try that in future.
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@snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:
I'm the serial killer remember? Haven't sold drugs for quite some time, never been a hooker, demand was too low. Just had one or two in the cellar at times.
You're fooling no-one.
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On the subject of tech:
Those fucken apps on your phone that don't fuck off when you go to another app.
YouTube, netflix, stan etc. I've finished with you you arsewipe. Don't hang around in the bottom right corner of my screen, I'm done with you for now! It wasn't a mistake, you pushy app bastard, now fuck off till I need you again.
The height of rudeness!😁
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@victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
Today's tech tries to be too clever and the designers are obviously geeks who have no social skills nor interaction with real humans. Fluffybunnies really.
You say that like this is some sort of sea change ....
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@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
Today's tech tries to be too clever and the designers are obviously geeks who have no social skills nor interaction with real humans. Fluffybunnies really.
You say that like this is some sort of sea change ....
Dunno. I think it's actually got worse over the last few years.
A few years ago you could whip out your phone, press a button and take a picture on, say, a Galaxy S2 - now you have to open the app, check settings and tap the right area of the screen. It's a mess.
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@victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
@victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
Today's tech tries to be too clever and the designers are obviously geeks who have no social skills nor interaction with real humans. Fluffybunnies really.
You say that like this is some sort of sea change ....
Dunno. I think it's actually got worse over the last few years.
A few years ago you could whip out your phone, press a button and take a picture on, say, a Galaxy S2 - now you have to open the app, check settings and tap the right area of the screen. It's a mess.
Talking about the designers. Tech guys aren't generally knowing for their social ability.
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@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Tech guys aren't generally knowing for their social ability.
They are when compared to a group of Actuaries.
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@victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Tech guys aren't generally knowing for their social ability.
They are when compared to a group of Actuaries.
I wonder what insurance tech folks are like.
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fucking stores that say they can do something when they quite obviously can not
getting some roof racks for the Ranger. Going camping on July 4. Was very upfront with the guy about the date "yeah mate mid-June should be done"
Didn't hear anything. Ring today "yep, parts have just arrived, we'll book you in for the install. I have an opening on July 30"
Excuse me what?
Yeah mate, booked solid until then.
Ah mate, your man out the front assured me this would get done mid-June
Dunno what to tell you there mate, so you good for the 30th?
Mother fuckers!!!
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@siam Youtube stops on my Android when I open another app!
@mariner4life obviously not on your scale, but was a shop that had a range of sunnies on 50% special (so only like $125 instead of $250 or something) and I saw the pair I've had my eye on, so went to buy (Boxing day special I think)
So waded through the crowds to get to checkout, hand over the glasses, chick says oh those ones arent on special, points to a poster in store about an error and then a disclaimer in the ad...I was like oh...
So she rings them up and asks if I am paying full price by cash or eft, I was like, erm, neither and sulked my way out.
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@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
fucking stores that say they can do something when they quite obviously can not
getting some roof racks for the Ranger. Going camping on July 4. Was very upfront with the guy about the date "yeah mate mid-June should be done"
Didn't hear anything. Ring today "yep, parts have just arrived, we'll book you in for the install. I have an opening on July 30"
Excuse me what?
Yeah mate, booked solid until then.
Ah mate, your man out the front assured me this would get done mid-June
Dunno what to tell you there mate, so you good for the 30th?
Mother fuckers!!!
Do it yourself! What are you? A Polish Chick?
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@crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
fucking stores that say they can do something when they quite obviously can not
getting some roof racks for the Ranger. Going camping on July 4. Was very upfront with the guy about the date "yeah mate mid-June should be done"
Didn't hear anything. Ring today "yep, parts have just arrived, we'll book you in for the install. I have an opening on July 30"
Excuse me what?
Yeah mate, booked solid until then.
Ah mate, your man out the front assured me this would get done mid-June
Dunno what to tell you there mate, so you good for the 30th?
Mother fuckers!!!
Do it yourself! What are you? A Polish Chick?
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@mariner4life Aren't you in NZ? Because if so you should go all Consumer Guarantees Act on them, especially if it's a decent sized company.
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@jc said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mariner4life Aren't you in NZ? Because if so you should go all Consumer Guarantees Act on them, especially if it's a decent sized company.
I'm not.
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@crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:
@mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:
fucking stores that say they can do something when they quite obviously can not
getting some roof racks for the Ranger. Going camping on July 4. Was very upfront with the guy about the date "yeah mate mid-June should be done"
Didn't hear anything. Ring today "yep, parts have just arrived, we'll book you in for the install. I have an opening on July 30"
Excuse me what?
Yeah mate, booked solid until then.
Ah mate, your man out the front assured me this would get done mid-June
Dunno what to tell you there mate, so you good for the 30th?
Mother fuckers!!!
Do it yourself! What are you? A Polish Chick?
fuck off
i just read the instructions. I have to pull the roof lining down and shit, i ain't doing that.
I'm putting the tub racking on myself (that actually turned up on time) but the roof is a touch more complicated.
