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  • SnowyS Offline
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    replied to A Former User on last edited by Snowy
    #1179

    @r-l Nice tip. Could try that in future.

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    @snowy said in Grumpy Old Man:

    I'm the serial killer remember? Haven't sold drugs for quite some time, never been a hooker, demand was too low. Just had one or two in the cellar at times.

    You're fooling no-one.

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    #1181

    On the subject of tech:

    Those fucken apps on your phone that don't fuck off when you go to another app.

    YouTube, netflix, stan etc. I've finished with you you arsewipe. Don't hang around in the bottom right corner of my screen, I'm done with you for now! It wasn't a mistake, you pushy app bastard, now fuck off till I need you again.

    The height of rudeness!😁

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    replied to Siam on last edited by
    #1182

    @siam Actually, I want that, I'm sure years ago YouTube used to continue playing whilst I was on other apps etc now it closes off completely which is annoying.

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  • MajorRageM Away
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    #1183

    @victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Today's tech tries to be too clever and the designers are obviously geeks who have no social skills nor interaction with real humans. Fluffybunnies really.

    You say that like this is some sort of sea change ....

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  • Victor MeldrewV Offline
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    replied to MajorRage on last edited by
    #1184

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Today's tech tries to be too clever and the designers are obviously geeks who have no social skills nor interaction with real humans. Fluffybunnies really.

    You say that like this is some sort of sea change ....

    Dunno. I think it's actually got worse over the last few years.

    A few years ago you could whip out your phone, press a button and take a picture on, say, a Galaxy S2 - now you have to open the app, check settings and tap the right area of the screen. It's a mess.

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  • MajorRageM Away
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    @victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Today's tech tries to be too clever and the designers are obviously geeks who have no social skills nor interaction with real humans. Fluffybunnies really.

    You say that like this is some sort of sea change ....

    Dunno. I think it's actually got worse over the last few years.

    A few years ago you could whip out your phone, press a button and take a picture on, say, a Galaxy S2 - now you have to open the app, check settings and tap the right area of the screen. It's a mess.

    Talking about the designers. Tech guys aren't generally knowing for their social ability.

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    replied to MajorRage on last edited by
    #1186

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Tech guys aren't generally knowing for their social ability.

    They are when compared to a group of Actuaries.

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  • MajorRageM Away
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    @victor-meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @majorrage said in Grumpy Old Man:

    Tech guys aren't generally knowing for their social ability.

    They are when compared to a group of Actuaries.

    I wonder what insurance tech folks are like.

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    #1188

    fucking stores that say they can do something when they quite obviously can not

    getting some roof racks for the Ranger. Going camping on July 4. Was very upfront with the guy about the date "yeah mate mid-June should be done"

    Didn't hear anything. Ring today "yep, parts have just arrived, we'll book you in for the install. I have an opening on July 30"

    Excuse me what?

    Yeah mate, booked solid until then.

    Ah mate, your man out the front assured me this would get done mid-June

    Dunno what to tell you there mate, so you good for the 30th?

    Mother fuckers!!!

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    replied to Siam on last edited by
    #1189

    @siam Youtube stops on my Android when I open another app!

    @mariner4life obviously not on your scale, but was a shop that had a range of sunnies on 50% special (so only like $125 instead of $250 or something) and I saw the pair I've had my eye on, so went to buy (Boxing day special I think)

    So waded through the crowds to get to checkout, hand over the glasses, chick says oh those ones arent on special, points to a poster in store about an error and then a disclaimer in the ad...I was like oh...

    So she rings them up and asks if I am paying full price by cash or eft, I was like, erm, neither and sulked my way out.

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    @mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:

    fucking stores that say they can do something when they quite obviously can not

    getting some roof racks for the Ranger. Going camping on July 4. Was very upfront with the guy about the date "yeah mate mid-June should be done"

    Didn't hear anything. Ring today "yep, parts have just arrived, we'll book you in for the install. I have an opening on July 30"

    Excuse me what?

    Yeah mate, booked solid until then.

    Ah mate, your man out the front assured me this would get done mid-June

    Dunno what to tell you there mate, so you good for the 30th?

    Mother fuckers!!!

    Do it yourself! What are you? A Polish Chick?

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  • V Do not disturb
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    @crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:

    fucking stores that say they can do something when they quite obviously can not

    getting some roof racks for the Ranger. Going camping on July 4. Was very upfront with the guy about the date "yeah mate mid-June should be done"

    Didn't hear anything. Ring today "yep, parts have just arrived, we'll book you in for the install. I have an opening on July 30"

    Excuse me what?

    Yeah mate, booked solid until then.

    Ah mate, your man out the front assured me this would get done mid-June

    Dunno what to tell you there mate, so you good for the 30th?

    Mother fuckers!!!

    Do it yourself! What are you? A Polish Chick?

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  • JCJ Offline
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    replied to mariner4life on last edited by JC
    #1192

    @mariner4life Aren't you in NZ? Because if so you should go all Consumer Guarantees Act on them, especially if it's a decent sized company.

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    replied to JC on last edited by
    #1193

    @jc said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @mariner4life Aren't you in NZ? Because if so you should go all Consumer Guarantees Act on them, especially if it's a decent sized company.

    I'm not.

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    replied to Crucial on last edited by
    #1194

    @crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:

    fucking stores that say they can do something when they quite obviously can not

    getting some roof racks for the Ranger. Going camping on July 4. Was very upfront with the guy about the date "yeah mate mid-June should be done"

    Didn't hear anything. Ring today "yep, parts have just arrived, we'll book you in for the install. I have an opening on July 30"

    Excuse me what?

    Yeah mate, booked solid until then.

    Ah mate, your man out the front assured me this would get done mid-June

    Dunno what to tell you there mate, so you good for the 30th?

    Mother fuckers!!!

    Do it yourself! What are you? A Polish Chick?

    fuck off

    i just read the instructions. I have to pull the roof lining down and shit, i ain't doing that.

    I'm putting the tub racking on myself (that actually turned up on time) but the roof is a touch more complicated.

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    replied to mariner4life on last edited by
    #1195

    @mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @crucial said in Grumpy Old Man:

    @mariner4life said in Grumpy Old Man:

    fucking stores that say they can do something when they quite obviously can not

    getting some roof racks for the Ranger. Going camping on July 4. Was very upfront with the guy about the date "yeah mate mid-June should be done"

    Didn't hear anything. Ring today "yep, parts have just arrived, we'll book you in for the install. I have an opening on July 30"

    Excuse me what?

    Yeah mate, booked solid until then.

    Ah mate, your man out the front assured me this would get done mid-June

    Dunno what to tell you there mate, so you good for the 30th?

    Mother fuckers!!!

    Do it yourself! What are you? A Polish Chick?

    fuck off

    i just read the instructions. I have to pull the roof lining down and shit, i ain't doing that.

    I'm putting the tub racking on myself (that actually turned up on time) but the roof is a touch more complicated.

    Fair nuff. I've never had a vehicle that doesn't have mounting points easily accessible for either rails or racks.

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  • JCJ Offline
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    replied to mariner4life on last edited by
    #1196

    @mariner4life Bugger. Then all I can do is agree you've been screwed. Any chance of someone else fitting them if you just buy them off the liars?

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  • MajorRageM Away
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    replied to mariner4life on last edited by
    #1197

    @mariner4life How much camping stuff do you have??? Or are you going camping for a month?

    I get all my family of 4 in an X5 with a roof rack with a crap load of space left over when we go for a week.

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    replied to MajorRage on last edited by
    #1198

    @majorrage via Waitrose

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