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  • KruseK Offline
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    @gt12 said in Dry July:

    @voodoo said in Dry July:

    Day 1, 9:13am, and I'm very thirsty

    I am going to spam the shit of out this thread with every drink I have this month.

    Vino Nobile di Montepulciano tonight!

    Last night, after realising I'd rationalised my way into getting well boozed, I was thinking I should keep an "Alcoholic's Diary" - keeping track of my ridiculous rationalisations when drinks shouldn't be had, and perhaps a count of drinks... so I could look back on it, and realise how fucking stupid I am.
    And then along comes this thread - I think I've found the perfect medium for said Journal.

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    If this involved horizontal rather than alcoholic refreshment then we’d have few problems….

    It’s funny. I drink very rarely (maybe once a month) but the thought of not being able to has suddenly given me a strong urge to have one.

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    @voodoo said in Dry July:

    @gt12 this place is all I have

    well if anything was going to drive you to drinking!!

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  • voodooV Offline
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    @gt12 said in Dry July:

    @voodoo said in Dry July:

    Day 1, 9:13am, and I'm very thirsty

    I am going to spam the shit of out this thread with every drink I have this month.

    Vino Nobile di Montepulciano tonight!

    I've said it (or thought it at least) before, but I'll say it again. Fuck you man, just fuck you

    😎

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  • dogmeatD Offline
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    @taniwharugby said in Dry July:

    on average I'd only drink 6 beers and 3 fingers of whisky a week day anyway.

    Same

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  • JKJ Offline
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    @snowy said in Dry July:

    What is dry July?

    A whole month of the wife playing hard to get.

    Sounds shite

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    @mn5 said in Dry July:

    Yep, going great so far, ask me again at lunchtime

    how you doing matey...

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    @nzzp said in Dry July:

    @mn5 said in Dry July:

    Yep, going great so far, ask me again at lunchtime

    how you doing matey...

    Visiting the brewery to take some beer home. I won’t crack one til the weekend though.

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    @mn5 said in Dry July:

    @nzzp said in Dry July:

    @mn5 said in Dry July:

    Yep, going great so far, ask me again at lunchtime

    how you doing matey...

    Visiting the brewery to take some beer home. I won’t crack one til the weekend though.

    sure... I believe you 🙂

    Celebration tonight, day off work tomorrow, Dry July may last 16 hours in my house.

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    I'm perplexed at this talk of 'weekend' and 'can't wait until Friday'.

    I don't drink to excess (in one sitting) very much. Can't handle hangovers but it would be a rare night when I don't have a beer or a dram.

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  • KruseK Offline
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    So yeah - I did 13.5 hours of Dry July today.
    Might do it again tomorrow, who knows.

    Alcoholics Journal:
    Lunchtime - 2 pints of Double-Vision NZ Pilsner, 1 Abandoned APA, 1 Abandoned WCIPA
    Rationalisation - some fluffybunny on the internet raised the concept of "Dry July", and I felt obliged to retaliate. Also, needed to dull the hangover.

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  • Windows97W Offline
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    My contribution to dry July will be not drinking from Sunday morning to Friday evening, 5.5 days of steadfast dedication.

    Such tremendous sacrifice deserves a beer I reckon!

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    im so dry this month should be Wet July for me.

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    @virgil said in Dry July:

    im so dry this month should be Wet July for me.

    If you are finding that it hurts I believe that KY jelly helps.

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    @crucial said in Dry July:

    I'm perplexed at this talk of 'weekend' and 'can't wait until Friday'.

    I don't drink to excess (in one sitting) very much. Can't handle hangovers but it would be a rare night when I don't have a beer or a dram.

    Neither, I generally have to get up and get myself another drink.

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    Dry July
    @voodoo if the sky isn't doing it, I can't see why I should.
    [No point fighting environmental empathy].

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  • KruseK Offline
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    So... on the way home, I stopped for a cheeky pint or 4 at one of my locals.
    And it turns out it's not actually "Dry July", but "Beer and a Pie July".
    So... that's happening, I guess.

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    @kruse said in Dry July:

    So... on the way home, I stopped for a cheeky pint or 4 at one of my locals.
    And it turns out it's not actually "Dry July", but "Beer and a Pie July".
    So... that's happening, I guess.

    Got a much better sound to it. The words just flow so easily.

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    @jk said in Dry July:

    @snowy said in Dry July:

    What is dry July?

    A whole month of the wife playing hard to get.

    Sounds shite

    July starting off dry for me as turns out the wife is away on a girls weekend until Sunday. Not sure what I will do with myself...

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