Blokes Haircuts

raznomore

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="600420" data-time="1469519835">
A Samoan mate of mine won't grow an afro no matter how hard we try and persuade him and his hair never gets wet even when it's wet. 
He should use this..... 
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</blockquote>I have straightish - wavy thin hair. I got corn rows for about a year when i was in my early 20s and when id take them out that was the closest id get to an afro. 
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canefan

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="booboo" data-cid="600404" data-time="1469517718">
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Second that. Clippers and do it yourself. Why hide thinning hair?
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Not cool
 
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Bones

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="taniwharugby" data-cid="600418" data-time="1469519718">think it started about page 7 or 8....<a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/index.php/topic/42068-guns-and-strippers-thread-best-ever/page-8">http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/index.php/topic/42068-guns-and-strippers-thread-best-ever/page-8</a> 
I pay $20...#3 back and sides, 1 on top.</blockquote>
That's bloody cheap, especially for that many. Sounds like a great story.

dogmeat

I go to a place on ponsonby Rd. Was there as recently as last Saturday. Fantastic deal. 6 chairs and a maitre de They play soul music and sing and dance along with it as they cut yr hair. And they actually sound good. Jive Talking by bee gees ( yeah not soul but was exception ). Came on and at the point John Travolta wud fire one hand in the air all the barbers stopped and hit their blades with their combs. Fantastic 
The maitre d' cracks jokes. Seriously it's a concert while yr hair is cut. 
$30 for a ponsonby hipster cut ðŸ™„

Mokey

Fuck you all.

jegga

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="600414" data-time="1469518900">
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That's starting to add up jegga, surely NTA style clippers would be a better option ?
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Used to do that , got the mrs to cut it but she tired of it so I went back to the barber. They are always good for a chat at least, I like the old school barbers. Except that woman on the highway in Paraparaumu, she's certifiable .

booboo

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="600407" data-time="1469517961"><a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.google.com.au/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwig5OfzzJDOAhXFk5QKHbYfDdgQjRwIBw&url=http%3A%2F%2Fnedhardy.com%2F2013%2F07%2F17%2Fa-gallery-of-ridiculously-bad-comb-overs-19-pics%2F&psig=AFQjCNHIlJEQ1WdHk6Hoy9qsIoYyWD08DQ&ust=1469604271744424"><img src="http://www.cavemancircus.com/wp-content/uploads/images/2012/november/comb_overs/comb_overs_13.jpg" alt="comb_overs_13.jpg"></a></blockquote>
 
Can't see that. Doesn't work on phone. 
Probably worth a smiley

booboo

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think it started about page 7 or 8....<a class="bbc_url" href="http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/index.php/topic/42068-guns-and-strippers-thread-best-ever/page-8">http://www.daimenhutchison.com/rugby/index.php/topic/42068-guns-and-strippers-thread-best-ever/page-8</a> 
I pay $20...#3 back and sides, 1 on top.</blockquote>
 
For strippers?

Nepia

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="600408" data-time="1469518177">
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$15 for a zero every couple of weeks, the last guy who did it was Syrian. They take their grooming pretty seriously there, he did the inner ear thatch as well.
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Dude - you pay $50 more than me per month on your grooming, bloody metrosexuals.

jegga

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Nepia" data-cid="600464" data-time="1469531739">
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Dude - you pay $50 more than me per month on your grooming, bloody metrosexuals.
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I spend $30, you buy shampoo , conditioner and hairspray mate.

Nepia

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="600467" data-time="1469533175">
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I spend $30, you buy shampoo , conditioner and hairspray mate.
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I buy shampoo, probably once every 3 months, but nice try metro. :)

jegga

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I buy shampoo, probably once every 3 months, but nice try metro. :)</blockquote>
I 
You doth protest too much 
You should also factor in the power to run your hairdryer and the extra towel you wrap around your wet hair when you get out of the shower.

Hooroo

40 Slides at Martellis Mt Maunganui. Includes a rubbish coffee which I still drink and a head massage.
 
If I get a neck wax which I don't really need as I'm not very hirsute, it's an extra $30.
 
I recommend the neck wax though as it takes ages to grow back

MN5

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hooroo" data-cid="600487" data-time="1469563646">
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40 Slides at Martellis Mt Maunganui. Includes a rubbish coffee which I still drink and a head massage.
 
If I get a neck wax which I don't really need as I'm not very hirsute, it's an extra $30.
 
I recommend the neck wax though as it takes ages to grow back
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I should suggest that to my barber. With all the hairy ethnic minorities that hang around Newtown he'd make a killing.

Smudge

$29 for a haircut at my local in Dunedin. $44 if I want my beard trimmed as well.

Nepia

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I 
You doth protest too much 
You should also factor in the power to run your hairdryer and the extra towel you wrap around your wet hair when you get out of the shower.
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Ah, the old you "protest too much" to deflect - don't worry, going by the responses above on this second page you're in good company with your overpriced metrosexual haircuts!
 
My flatmate uses a hair dryer every morning, it's weird, for a refugee, (don't worry he's one of the good ones the west likes, Palestinian rather than Syrian) he's the biggest princess around.

jegga

Nice attempt at deniability should a Ferner ever visit the Nepia whare " that's my flat mates hairdryer I mentioned a while back , totally not mine....,,that hairspray is his too and the moisturiser and the....,,,hang on you really need to exfoliate . I .....I mean he has something here that's great for that. Doesn't you manicurist do your cuticles ? I'll give you the number of the people I go to ......what do you mean you have to go? You just got here".

Godder

$18 at the local mall, #6 back and sides, scissors the rest

Nepia

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Nice attempt at deniability should a Ferner ever visit the Nepia whare " that's my flat mates hairdryer I mentioned a while back , totally not mine....,,that hairspray is his too and the moisturiser and the....,,,hang on you really need to exfoliate . I .....I mean he has something here that's great for that. Doesn't you manicurist do your cuticles ? I'll give you the number of the people I go to ......what do you mean you have to go? You just got here".
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The facts we have here is that you pay $390 to get your head shaved every year.
 
That is all.

Donsteppa

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="600521" data-time="1469572506">
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Nice attempt at deniability should a Ferner ever visit the Nepia whare " that's my flat mates hairdryer I mentioned a while back , totally not mine....,,that hairspray is his too and the moisturiser and the....,,,hang on you really need to exfoliate . I .....I mean he has something here that's great for that. Doesn't you manicurist do your cuticles ? I'll give you the number of the people I go to ......what do you mean you have to go? You just got here".
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You seem to know that terminology all too well...

The Silver Fern

Blokes Haircuts