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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    #6297

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="610990" data-time="1472608124"><p>
    Didn't really enjoy either of Stallones "R" movies. Sly isn't without his charms but Arnie shits all over him from a great height overall in my opinion.<br><br>
    Demolition Man is fucken great but a lot of that is cos of Wesley Snipes.</p></blockquote>
    <br>
    Sly> Arnie.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="611082" data-time="1472625580">
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    <p>Sly> Arnie.</p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>Any chance to have a dig at Arnie and you can bet that our man from plimmerton will be on that quicker than Winger on a vaccination thread.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Matrix is gonna kill you LAST, jegga.</p>

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    I'll have you know I live in Paremata.<br><br>
    Also Sly has better taste in women , that maid Arnie was banging ( shudder).

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  • MN5M Offline
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    MN5
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    #6300

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="611087" data-time="1472627068">
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    <p>I'll have you know I live in Paremata.<br><br>
    Also Sly has better taste in women , that maid Arnie was banging ( shudder).</p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>I'll give you that......</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>but anywhere past Ngaraunga is strange, scary and completely foreign territory to me so I pretty much label it all with the same brush to be safe.</p>

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  • antipodeanA Offline
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    #6301

    <p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/pAyvXFa.gif" alt="pAyvXFa.gif"></p>

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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    Rancid Schnitzel
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    #6302

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="611087" data-time="1472627068"><p>
    I'll have you know I live in Paremata.<br><br>
    Also Sly has better taste in women , that maid Arnie was banging ( shudder).</p></blockquote>
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    Actually they both banged Brigitte Nielsen and Sly was stupid enough to marry her.<br><br>
    It's hard to compare them. Arnie could beat shit into Sly, but Sly was more functional. Sly has also invented 3 enormous franchises (Rocky, Rambo and Expendables). That ain't too shabby.<br><br>
    On the other hand, Sly has been in a great deal more shit than Arnie. Oscar, Stop or my Mom will Shoot, Cobra.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Rancid Schnitzel" data-cid="611262" data-time="1472708096">
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    <p>Actually they both banged Brigitte Nielsen and Sly was stupid enough to marry her.<br><br>
    It's hard to compare them. Arnie could beat shit into Sly, but Sly was more functional. <strong>Sly has also invented 3 enormous franchises </strong>(Rocky, Rambo and Expendables). That ain't too shabby.<br><br>
    On the other hand, Sly has been in a great deal more shit than Arnie. Oscar, Stop or my Mom will Shoot, Cobra.</p>
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    <p>Arnies franchises ( Terminator, Predator and Conan ) are so much better it's not even funny, he didn't even feel the need to appear in half of them.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>I'm surprised he didn't turn Commando into a franchise though, Bennetts gay lover coming back for revenge, assembling a gang of thugs and attacking Arnie and Alyssa in the log cabin in the woods.....fuck there's the first sequel written right there.</p>

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    <p>Wait on, I love me some Arnie, but calling the Predator and Conan franchises better than Rocky and Rambo is a huuuuge fucking stretch. Predator 2 is shit, and Arnie's not even in it. Alien v Predator can eat all of the dick. And Conan? Barbarian? Awesome (so awesome). Destroyer? campy garbage. Hell, Red Sonja is better than that. Then fucking Kevin Sorbo gets the next one because Arnie doesn't want it. And then the last one sucked too.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Terminator was great for 2 movies. </p>

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  • antipodeanA Offline
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    #6305

    <p>Sly gets my vote these days because as I get older I pay more due to the fact he created Rocky and Rambo rather than just acting in them. I also think he's a better actor.</p>

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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    Rancid Schnitzel
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    #6306

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="611267" data-time="1472709545">
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    <p>Arnies franchises ( Terminator, Predator and Conan ) are so much better it's not even funny, he didn't even feel the need to appear in half of them.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>I'm surprised he didn't turn Commando into a franchise though, Bennetts gay lover coming back for revenge, assembling a gang of thugs and attacking Arnie and Alyssa in the log cabin in the woods.....fuck there's the first sequel written right there.</p>
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    <p>Mariner has pretty much covered everything, but I guess I should have specified that I meant franchise movies HE WAS ACTUALLY IN. And yes the subsequent Predator and Conan movies were shit beyond belief. The only good thing about Terminator 3 was Kristina Loeken's arse.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>It should also be noted that in addition to acting in these wildly successful franchises, Sly actually either created or had a major role in their production (producer, screenplay etc.). As far as I know Arnie didn't write or invent anything.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>As I said, I'm not rating one over the other (I mean shit, Arnie became Governor of farking California), but you have to give Sly cred for creating not one but 3 billion dollar franchises.</p>

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  • Rancid SchnitzelR Offline
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    #6307

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="antipodean" data-cid="611274" data-time="1472711623">
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    <p>Sly gets my vote these days because as I get older I pay more due to the fact he created Rocky and Rambo rather than just acting in them. I also think he's a better actor.</p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>Interestingly enough, Arnie won a Golden Globe back in the day as best newcomer in some Jeff Bridges film. But his competition was that kid from the Omen, so I don't know if that was much of an achievement.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Sly is a much better actor, but Arnie has more screen presence and charisma. You can't really compare them.</p>

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  • NepiaN Offline
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    #6308

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="antipodean" data-cid="611274" data-time="1472711623">
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    <p>Sly gets my vote these days because as I get older I pay more due to the fact he created Rocky and Rambo rather than just acting in them. I also think he's a better actor.</p>
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    <p>He didn't really create Rambo - from scratch anyway, you can argue that he developed the over the top version of John Rambo on the original character from the book (and first movie).</p>

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    #6309

    Teri Weigel was superb in her brief appearance in predator 2 , so the movie is not entirely without its charms .

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    #6310

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Rancid Schnitzel" data-cid="611276" data-time="1472711951">
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    <p>Interestingly enough, Arnie won a Golden Globe back in the day as best newcomer in some Jeff Bridges film. But his competition was that kid from the Omen, so I don't know if that was much of an achievement.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Sly is a much better actor, but Arnie has more screen presence and charisma. You can't really compare them.</p>
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    <p>I don't reckon Slys a better actor at all, they're both equally wooden, I just reckon Arnie is heaps cooler. Slys accent is beyond irritating.</p>

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    #6311

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="611339" data-time="1472721779"><p>
    I don't reckon Slys a better actor at all, they're both equally wooden, I just reckon Arnie is heaps cooler. Slys accent is beyond irritating.</p></blockquote>
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    Slys range is...limited, but he has his moments. He was just nominated for an Oscar.Arnie is a straight out crap actor who couldn't buy a nomination. But he makes up for that with his presence. Who gives a shit he can't act when he's a muscle bound freak with a ridiculous name and voice.<br><br>
    It's no coincidence that his best acting performances are as a robot.

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Baron Silas Greenback" data-cid="611002" data-time="1472609390"><p>Armageddon<br>
    Princess Bride<br>
    Independence Day<br>
    Remember the Titans<br>
    Highlander<br>
     <br>
    Might swap in Predator or Aliens for once of the above. Depends on my mood.</p></blockquote>
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    You're not swapping it for Princess Bride though. That's got to stay in.<br><br>
    I'm going to put in a bid for Field of Dreams. And Animal House.

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    #6313

    <p>Just saw 'Chasing Great' with my brother. Both really enjoyed it but definitely one for rugby tragics out there, general public might not find it so interesting. Not at the same level as 'Weight of a Nation but still captured a good amount of World cup drama,  some insight on the man himself (spoiler alert! he's a regular bloke so keep expectations in check) also some behind the scenes footage which I hadn't seen before.</p>
    <p>A solid 4 metatarsal fractures out of 5.</p>

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    #6314

    <p>Re-watched Monster's Ball. Billy Bob and Heath are both really, really good, actually Sean Combs was good too. Halle is good when she is being a normal person, not screechy melodrama queen.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Whiskey Tango Foxtrot. I got a few laughs out of this, but overall a bit disappointing. The romance was meh (Martin Freeman over hot security guy? Really?) and it kind of swayed between really gritty, good stuff about war and tv and journos who chase the scary stories, and some stereotypical characters that sucked. On a side note, I was getting really pissed off at the character who was supposed to be a New Zealander (awful Aussie accent) until it got to the point where he gets his nose broken and it turns out he is Canadian and pretending. (A very odd plot point.)</p>

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    #6315

    <p>ha yeah, Freeman was just an odd choice for that role full stop, just didn't buy it.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Agree some good stuff but also some rubbish, and wasn't it based on the memoirs of the main character, so in essence, supposedly true?</p>

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    #6316

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="NTA" data-cid="610491" data-time="1472445705">
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    <p>Half an hour and one wrecked VCR tape later....</p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>Mum never did figure out why the "slow frame advance'' button on the remote control for our Mitsubishi Black Diamond VCR was the most worn out.</p>

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