The Nick Willis Humiliator!
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<p>piston wristed gibbon<br>
fluffybunny</p>
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The reason we are taking the piss (apart from it being such an easy target) is that it smacks of old school Puritanism. His beliefs make separating the physical and emotional sides of pleasure too hard because his has been led to understand that physical pleasure by itself is bad.<br>
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<p>I just don't know how someone supposedly so religious could do it without having a horrible feeling of god watching over you..</p>
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<p>the old w@nk seance is never fun... thinking about who's watching.</p> -
<p>He probably hid under a blanket.</p>
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<p>or without even undoing his pants...</p>
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<p>at anyrate, does it say that he whacked one off, it just said he watched a bit of it, maybe he watched it for the storylines and acting?</p> -
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<p>I just don't know how someone supposedly so religious could do it without having a horrible feeling of god watching over you..</p>
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<p>the old w@nk seance is never fun... thinking about who's watching.</p>
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<p>Yeah that's taking voyeurism to a whole new level</p> -
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<p>The reason we are taking the piss (apart from it being such an easy target) is that it smacks of old school Puritanism. His beliefs make separating the physical and emotional sides of pleasure too hard because his has been led to understand that physical pleasure by itself is bad.<br>
He isn't confessing to anything bad, just something bad in his own mind.</p>
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<p>or without even undoing his pants...</p>
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<p>at anyrate, does it say that he whacked one off, it just said he watched a bit of it, maybe he watched it for the storylines and acting?</p>
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<p>funnily enough I actually know a dude that would do that.. only person I ever met that would watch pron just because he enjoyed watching it.. for hours on end.</p>
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<p>his other move that I liked was that whenever he was having a night out with the boys after footy he'd pop off to the knockshop first so he wouldn't be distracted by looking at chicks when he was out.</p> -
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<p>I know a married dude that would go for a willis in pub toilet cubicle if he was being chatted up while out, just so he didn't fall for temptation.</p>
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<p>He's been watching too many movies</p>
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<p>I know a married dude that would go for a willis in pub toilet cubicle if he was being chatted up while out, just so he didn't fall for temptation.</p>
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<p>I know a guy that goes for a tactical spew when he transitions from beer to spirits later in the night - but your dude is next level... does he look like Brad Pitt or something?? I imagine he gets cracked onto quite often? or is covering for enjoying a danger wank!</p> -
Hes probably such a rookie he didn't clear his history , <br>
What's where the boys aren't part 17 honey?( clicks on link, turns and glares at him)<br>
Um.....I'm a porn addict? <br><br>
Besides which I think I recall reading he went to varsity in the states and unless hardcore porn has lied to me even the libraries in those places are a hotbed of body fluid exchange. What was he doing with his time there, learning ? -
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<p>I know a guy that goes for a tactical spew when he transitions from beer to spirits later in the night - but your dude is next level... does he look like Brad Pitt or something?? I imagine he gets cracked onto quite often? or is covering for enjoying a danger wank!</p>
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<p>He probably thinks he does! (I'd love to name and shame hime, but I certainly will not)</p>
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<p>It's a great tactic, I reckon but I dunno about the pub cubicle after having a skinful. Be quite the workout, I imagine!</p>
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<p>I'm surprised by the lack of input in this thread from M4L. I thought he'd be all over this like an STI-related rash.</p>
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<p>but the clearing of the pipes in SAM was for a different reason than because you wanted to focus on getting on the lash with the boys...</p>