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  • CrucialC Offline
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    @mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Revenge

    Insanely hot young chick goes with bloke she is having an affair with on a boys trip ( why was she there ? Was he showing off to His ugly less charismatic mates? ) one of his mates rapes her, she threatens to tell main blokes wife and they try to kill her to shut her up and she somehow survives a 200 foot drop and being impaled on a big stick to take revenge.

    I don't think I've ever seen a collection of movie characters who are this hard to kill ( helps make to movie longer ) and there is a ridiculous amount of claret. I think this chick could take Rambo, John Matrix and Chuck Norris all at once.

    Such a load of bullshit but somehow reasonably fun.

    2.5 litres of blood out of 5 hunting trips

    That sounds awesome. Does she get the ya-yas out?

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  • CatograndeC Online
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    @crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Revenge

    Insanely hot young chick goes with bloke she is having an affair with on a boys trip ( why was she there ? Was he showing off to His ugly less charismatic mates? ) one of his mates rapes her, she threatens to tell main blokes wife and they try to kill her to shut her up and she somehow survives a 200 foot drop and being impaled on a big stick to take revenge.

    I don't think I've ever seen a collection of movie characters who are this hard to kill ( helps make to movie longer ) and there is a ridiculous amount of claret. I think this chick could take Rambo, John Matrix and Chuck Norris all at once.

    Such a load of bullshit but somehow reasonably fun.

    2.5 litres of blood out of 5 hunting trips

    That sounds awesome. Does she get the ya-yas out?

    Shallow. Just shallow.

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    @catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Revenge

    Insanely hot young chick goes with bloke she is having an affair with on a boys trip ( why was she there ? Was he showing off to His ugly less charismatic mates? ) one of his mates rapes her, she threatens to tell main blokes wife and they try to kill her to shut her up and she somehow survives a 200 foot drop and being impaled on a big stick to take revenge.

    I don't think I've ever seen a collection of movie characters who are this hard to kill ( helps make to movie longer ) and there is a ridiculous amount of claret. I think this chick could take Rambo, John Matrix and Chuck Norris all at once.

    Such a load of bullshit but somehow reasonably fun.

    2.5 litres of blood out of 5 hunting trips

    That sounds awesome. Does she get the ya-yas out?

    Shallow. Just shallow.

    May I explain?
    At least 1 point in the rating system on here is or Titillation (emphasis on tit)
    Now if this movie scores 2.5 without nipple that makes it a potential 3.5 and maybe worth watching. If it scores 2.5 with a decent rack in full view that means the rest of the movie is a 1.5 and only worth a fast forward to find the good bits.
    Hope that helps.

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  • CatograndeC Online
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    @crucial Now that makes so much more sense. I take it all back. You Sir, are a deep thinker.

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  • antipodeanA Online
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    @crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Revenge

    Insanely hot young chick goes with bloke she is having an affair with on a boys trip ( why was she there ? Was he showing off to His ugly less charismatic mates? ) one of his mates rapes her, she threatens to tell main blokes wife and they try to kill her to shut her up and she somehow survives a 200 foot drop and being impaled on a big stick to take revenge.

    I don't think I've ever seen a collection of movie characters who are this hard to kill ( helps make to movie longer ) and there is a ridiculous amount of claret. I think this chick could take Rambo, John Matrix and Chuck Norris all at once.

    Such a load of bullshit but somehow reasonably fun.

    2.5 litres of blood out of 5 hunting trips

    That sounds awesome. Does she get the ya-yas out?

    Shallow. Just shallow.

    May I explain?
    At least 1 point in the rating system on here is or Titillation (emphasis on tit)
    Now if this movie scores 2.5 without nipple that makes it a potential 3.5 and maybe worth watching. If it scores 2.5 with a decent rack in full view that means the rest of the movie is a 1.5 and only worth a fast forward to find the good bits.
    Hope that helps.

    Having watched it and doing a lot of fast forwarding, the score would be more the latter than the former.

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  • MN5M Online
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    @crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Revenge

    Insanely hot young chick goes with bloke she is having an affair with on a boys trip ( why was she there ? Was he showing off to His ugly less charismatic mates? ) one of his mates rapes her, she threatens to tell main blokes wife and they try to kill her to shut her up and she somehow survives a 200 foot drop and being impaled on a big stick to take revenge.

    I don't think I've ever seen a collection of movie characters who are this hard to kill ( helps make to movie longer ) and there is a ridiculous amount of claret. I think this chick could take Rambo, John Matrix and Chuck Norris all at once.

    Such a load of bullshit but somehow reasonably fun.

    2.5 litres of blood out of 5 hunting trips

    That sounds awesome. Does she get the ya-yas out?

    Only briefly which is very annoying. The lead bloke shows his cock though if that's an option?

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    @mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Revenge

    Insanely hot young chick goes with bloke she is having an affair with on a boys trip ( why was she there ? Was he showing off to His ugly less charismatic mates? ) one of his mates rapes her, she threatens to tell main blokes wife and they try to kill her to shut her up and she somehow survives a 200 foot drop and being impaled on a big stick to take revenge.

    I don't think I've ever seen a collection of movie characters who are this hard to kill ( helps make to movie longer ) and there is a ridiculous amount of claret. I think this chick could take Rambo, John Matrix and Chuck Norris all at once.

    Such a load of bullshit but somehow reasonably fun.

    2.5 litres of blood out of 5 hunting trips

    That sounds awesome. Does she get the ya-yas out?

    Only briefly which is very annoying. The lead bloke shows his cock though if that's an option?

    That minus one point surely?

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  • MN5M Online
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    @crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    @mn5 said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Revenge

    Insanely hot young chick goes with bloke she is having an affair with on a boys trip ( why was she there ? Was he showing off to His ugly less charismatic mates? ) one of his mates rapes her, she threatens to tell main blokes wife and they try to kill her to shut her up and she somehow survives a 200 foot drop and being impaled on a big stick to take revenge.

    I don't think I've ever seen a collection of movie characters who are this hard to kill ( helps make to movie longer ) and there is a ridiculous amount of claret. I think this chick could take Rambo, John Matrix and Chuck Norris all at once.

    Such a load of bullshit but somehow reasonably fun.

    2.5 litres of blood out of 5 hunting trips

    That sounds awesome. Does she get the ya-yas out?

    Only briefly which is very annoying. The lead bloke shows his cock though if that's an option?

    That minus one point surely?

    I wasn't comfortable assuming your sexuality in this day and age

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  • TimT Away
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  • TimT Away
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    #9104

    https://i.imgur.com/XhmKFY7.jpg

    Love that tag line.

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  • TimT Away
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    Imgur

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  • MN5M Online
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    @tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    https://i.imgur.com/XhmKFY7.jpg

    Love that tag line.

    0_1528978103281_images-34.jpg

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    @tim said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    Imgur

    Mr Wolf's mullet in his early days was sensational

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  • Chris B.C Offline
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    replied to Tim on last edited by
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    @tim That looks like an awesome movie.

    But then you go to Wikipedia - you read what it's about - still sounds great - and then you read the list of stars and it's WTF?

    How can this movie have seven male stars and no females?

    Caged Fury (1989 film) - Wikipedia

    Caged Fury (1989 film) - Wikipedia
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    @chris-b IMDB does show some females, but given the synopsis

    Discontent leads to a daring escape plan in a women's prison where the inmates are all lingerie clad models and the lesbian warden demands unusual favours for early parole.

    There shouldn't really be many males at all.

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  • Chris B.C Offline
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    @taniwharugby I would think any male is superfluous - even Erik!

    I'm guessing it's another fantastic concept ruined by Hollywood!

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  • HoorooH Offline
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    Watched Cliffhanger last night. Hasn't aged too poorly.

    Loved the part where he is burning the money to keep warm and he tells the missus "it costs a fortune to heat this place"

    So sooo bad!

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  • TimT Away
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    Tim
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    Oh my ...

    Imgur

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  • NTAN Online
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    An aside: on a recent flight I watched *Three Billboards ... * and, because it was a flight, they dubbed out pretty much anything resembling offensive words.

    It pissed me off at first, but then I really got into the poorly-matched voices for "fudge" and "shoot" and "mother-lover". I was re-dubbing it in my head on the fly and while my Woody Harrelson needs work, I think my Sam Rockwell was competitive.

    Most amusing while the guy in 10B is trying to calm his screaming newborn while mouthing "sorry" to everyone, his other three kids running riot and the wife basically ignoring the lot of them.

    While I understand some people need to travel with newborns to visit family, thinking "she'll be right" with 4 kids on a flight to Fiji isn't one of those situations. How the fuck can you have a relaxing holiday when that's going on? And, in the same breath, why are you fucking mine up?

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    @nta said in Re: Movie review thread...:

    And, in the same breath, why are you fucking mine up?

    There needs to be an airline for people with children. And they're barred from using whatever airline I'm on. I thought that's what Jetstar was.

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