Movie review thread...
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The people criticising Polar can line up and take it in turns to get fucked.
Firstly, Madds Mikkelsen is the fucking MAN. Rooting, shooting, stoic death machine. He pounds the shit out of that big-titted skank with a manly poise that most can only dream about. And she's fit as fuck.
Secondly, Lagertha is in a strip club slapping scantily-clad strippers on the arse.
Third... well fuck does anyone care about that? I've given you the two best features of this film AND the major plot points while I'm at it.
Yeah at times it fell off the path a little, but I wasn't expecting an instant classic - its a Netflix film based on a comic book. Don't go in with high expectations you bloody snobs!
4 accidentally murdered dogs out of 5 eyepatches.
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@NTA said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The people criticising Polar can line up and take it in turns to get fucked.
Firstly, Madds Mikkelsen is the fucking MAN. Rooting, shooting, stoic death machine. He pounds the shit out of that big-titted skank with a manly poise that most can only dream about. And she's fit as fuck.
Secondly, Lagertha is in a strip club slapping scantily-clad strippers on the arse.
Third... well fuck does anyone care about that? I've given you the two best features of this film AND the major plot points while I'm at it.
Yeah at times it fell off the path a little, but I wasn't expecting an instant classic - its a Netflix film based on a comic book. Don't go in with high expectations you bloody snobs!
4 accidentally murdered dogs out of 5 eyepatches.
old mate Mads has been in Star Wars and Bond which automatically puts him in the legend category along with Christopher Lee but in my opinion his best performance was in the Hannibal series. love his work. Will definitely see this.
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Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
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@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C GradeSecond Division tittage then
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@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C GradeSecond Division tittage then
Its a quantity over quality thing but there is certainly high quantitty
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@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C GradeSecond Division tittage then
Its a quantity over quality thing but there is certainly high quantitty
I'll take quality every day.
And twice on Sundays.
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@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C GradeSecond Division tittage then
Its a quantity over quality thing but there is certainly high quantitty
I'll take quality every day.
And twice on Sundays.
Doesn't that then make it quantity?
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@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C GradeSecond Division tittage then
Its a quantity over quality thing but there is certainly high quantitty
I'll take quality every day.
And twice on Sundays.
Of course - to some... a pert B-cup is quality,
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@Catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C GradeSecond Division tittage then
Its a quantity over quality thing but there is certainly high quantitty
I'll take quality every day.
And twice on Sundays.
Doesn't that then make it quantity?
Quantitty.
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@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C Grade Movie -
@Catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C GradeSecond Division tittage then
Its a quantity over quality thing but there is certainly high quantitty
I'll take quality every day.
And twice on Sundays.
Doesn't that then make it quantity?
Good behaviour
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@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C GradeSecond Division tittage then
Its a quantity over quality thing but there is certainly high quantitty
I'll take quality every day.
And twice on Sundays.
Sometimes quantity is quality
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@Rocky-Rockbottom Upvote for the final paragraph
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@Rocky-Rockbottom said in Re: Movie review thread...:
These days John Travolta looks creepy as hell. Like he's wearing a John Travolta mask. Like those bank robber guys might do.
He's actually bald these days, here he is with Simon Mannering's doppelganger
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@Rocky-Rockbottom I hate how many films and series fuck with the sound these days, have to increase volume to hear what they say, nek minut some guns and crashes
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@Rocky-Rockbottom said in Re: Movie review thread...:
I Am Wrath (2016)
This one starred John Travolta as John Wick as Keanu Reeves as another vigilante, again, going though his revenge list for vigilante justice. Basically, just murdering people. Behind the pub. In the club. Everywhere! But Johnny's the good guy. Cos the baddies murdered his wife. Blam, blam, shooty, shooty.
11% on RT.
However, as a lazy fluffybunny glued to the sofa on a Friday night, the d-grade John Wick shittiness wasn't the reason I turned it off. I can live with braindead Barbarino shooty shooty on the telly at the end of a working week. No, it was the incessant fucking action music soundtrack that ran RIGHT the fuck through the thing, railroading right over all the dialogue, no fucks given, that saw me cry off. Could hardly even hear what any fucker said. How did the film end? Probably not in Oscar nominations.
These days John Travolta looks creepy as hell. Like he's wearing a John Travolta mask. Like those bank robber guys might do.
JT was cool as fuck in Saturday Night Fever and Pulp Fiction. That is enough for movie immortality. He should have stopped there.
I am Wrath is a diabolically shithouse movie and his acting skills and presense have taken a permanent vacation.
Your review is too kind.
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King Arthur: Legend of the sword
Or maybe it should be called Arfa da geezer, wiv is shank O doom, add it's basically "Guy Ritchie fucks around with British Myth".
It wasn't bad overall. Lot of cool cinematography and the staples Ritchie is know for, but the face Charlotte Hunnam can't do a decent British "street" accent to keep up with the other actors was kind of irritating. No fucking idea why they're was one black dude in the whole thing, either.
3 fratricides out of 5 Viking beards
Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010) ⭐ 3.9 | Action, Comedy, Thriller
