Movie review thread...
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@antipodean said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Doomsday (2008)
A virus infects the populace. Scotland is cut off from the UK with a modern version of Hadrian's Wall. 30 years later the virus appears in London and survivors are spotted wandering around in Glasgow. Your heroine is sent off to get the vaccine.
Think Escape from New York, 28 Weeks Later and Mad Max. Not a lot of originality in the script.
Is that the one where the heroine has some weird hi-tech fake eye?
I seem to recall watching it - thinking it wasn't so much a new film, but effectively an extended homage to exactly the 3 films you mention, plus a few more. -
Looks good
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The people criticising Polar can line up and take it in turns to get fucked.
Firstly, Madds Mikkelsen is the fucking MAN. Rooting, shooting, stoic death machine. He pounds the shit out of that big-titted skank with a manly poise that most can only dream about. And she's fit as fuck.
Secondly, Lagertha is in a strip club slapping scantily-clad strippers on the arse.
Third... well fuck does anyone care about that? I've given you the two best features of this film AND the major plot points while I'm at it.
Yeah at times it fell off the path a little, but I wasn't expecting an instant classic - its a Netflix film based on a comic book. Don't go in with high expectations you bloody snobs!
4 accidentally murdered dogs out of 5 eyepatches.
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@NTA said in Re: Movie review thread...:
The people criticising Polar can line up and take it in turns to get fucked.
Firstly, Madds Mikkelsen is the fucking MAN. Rooting, shooting, stoic death machine. He pounds the shit out of that big-titted skank with a manly poise that most can only dream about. And she's fit as fuck.
Secondly, Lagertha is in a strip club slapping scantily-clad strippers on the arse.
Third... well fuck does anyone care about that? I've given you the two best features of this film AND the major plot points while I'm at it.
Yeah at times it fell off the path a little, but I wasn't expecting an instant classic - its a Netflix film based on a comic book. Don't go in with high expectations you bloody snobs!
4 accidentally murdered dogs out of 5 eyepatches.
old mate Mads has been in Star Wars and Bond which automatically puts him in the legend category along with Christopher Lee but in my opinion his best performance was in the Hannibal series. love his work. Will definitely see this.
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Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C Grade Movie -
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C GradeSecond Division tittage then
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@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C GradeSecond Division tittage then
Its a quantity over quality thing but there is certainly high quantitty
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@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C GradeSecond Division tittage then
Its a quantity over quality thing but there is certainly high quantitty
I'll take quality every day.
And twice on Sundays.
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@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C GradeSecond Division tittage then
Its a quantity over quality thing but there is certainly high quantitty
I'll take quality every day.
And twice on Sundays.
Doesn't that then make it quantity?
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@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C GradeSecond Division tittage then
Its a quantity over quality thing but there is certainly high quantitty
I'll take quality every day.
And twice on Sundays.
Of course - to some... a pert B-cup is quality,
vs a D-cup being quantity. -
@Catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C GradeSecond Division tittage then
Its a quantity over quality thing but there is certainly high quantitty
I'll take quality every day.
And twice on Sundays.
Doesn't that then make it quantity?
Quantitty.
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@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C Grade Movie -
@Catogrande said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C GradeSecond Division tittage then
Its a quantity over quality thing but there is certainly high quantitty
I'll take quality every day.
And twice on Sundays.
Doesn't that then make it quantity?
Good behaviour
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@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@MiketheSnow said in Re: Movie review thread...:
@Crucial said in Re: Movie review thread...:
Nude Nuns with Big Guns.
The title alone made me switch channel to see what this is all about. Very high tittie count (there's hardly a moment without)
Not sure if it had a story or just a premise to have a screen full of breasts at every opportunity.
3 B Cups out of 1 C GradeSecond Division tittage then
Its a quantity over quality thing but there is certainly high quantitty
I'll take quality every day.
And twice on Sundays.
Sometimes quantity is quality
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@Rocky-Rockbottom Upvote for the final paragraph
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@Rocky-Rockbottom said in Re: Movie review thread...:
These days John Travolta looks creepy as hell. Like he's wearing a John Travolta mask. Like those bank robber guys might do.
He's actually bald these days, here he is with Simon Mannering's doppelganger
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@Rocky-Rockbottom I hate how many films and series fuck with the sound these days, have to increase volume to hear what they say, nek minut some guns and crashes
Nude Nuns with Big Guns (2010) ⭐ 3.9 | Action, Comedy, Thriller
