Grumpy Old Man
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Chicks who call other chicks gourgeous, when they are so fucking far away from being gourgeous.
Fucken this.....and bombard FB with sickening ‘aw hun you’re so beautiful’ messages on photos when said minga is often anything but.
Indeed. Particularly if they're dangerously overweight. As well meaning as they may be, compliments don't cure diabetes and premature death.
Bro you’re such a pig.
They’re fat and fabulous and they don’t need no man puttin them down !!!
And let's not forget the hypocrisy. You can be damn sure they're mocking them in private.
A good mate of mine is obese and his wife isn't far behind. She's desperate to have kids but does SFA to lose the required weight. She has a blog in which she constantly harps on about how stunning and brave she is and how there's nothing wrong with being "curvy". Her friends of course provide the dopamine hits with plenty of likes etc. But the end result is that she will never have kids, is already suffering multiple health problems, and will likely die before she hits 55. It's an absurd situation.
Damn right. A bloke is more likely to call another bloke a fluffybunny to his face.
I went out with one chick on Tinder who confided in me that ‘( mutual friend on fb ) is such a fat, ugly bitch’ etc etc all the while commenting online with the sickening heartfelt 100% bullshit we mentioned earlier. ‘Hun you look so hot in that dress’ ‘OMG you’re so beautiful inside and out chick’ Etc etc 🤢
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@antipodean said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Chicks who call other chicks gourgeous, when they are so fucking far away from being gourgeous.
Fucken this.....and bombard FB with sickening ‘aw hun you’re so beautiful’ messages on photos when said minga is often anything but.
Indeed. Particularly if they're dangerously overweight. As well meaning as they may be, compliments don't cure diabetes and premature death.
Bro you’re such a pig.
They’re fat and fabulous and they don’t need no man puttin them down !!!
And let's not forget the hypocrisy. You can be damn sure they're mocking them in private.
A good mate of mine is obese and his wife isn't far behind. She's desperate to have kids but does SFA to lose the required weight. She has a blog in which she constantly harps on about how stunning and brave she is and how there's nothing wrong with being "curvy". Her friends of course provide the dopamine hits with plenty of likes etc. But the end result is that she will never have kids, is already suffering multiple health problems, and will likely die before she hits 55. It's an absurd situation.
A good friend would point this out. Report back how you fare.
And that is the absurdity of the situation. I point this out and said friendship is over.
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This is exactly why chicks get all these lip injections, botox and filler bullshit, all the positive feedback they get on social media. I fucken hate it, they just look stupid and no way do I find that attractive. I think someone referred to it as rich face, they want other woman to know they have the money to get all that work done. Fucken bizarre.
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Whilst we are bitching about social standards and acceptance, it's funny how you can tell a person not to smoke but you would be criticised if you told a fat person not to eat that second big mac.
the suggestion that there is personal responsibility involved is hard right wing these days. Just ask Judith.
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@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Whilst we are bitching about social standards and acceptance, it's funny how you can tell a person not to smoke but you would be criticised if you told a fat person not to eat that second big mac.
Ironically I've witnessed several occasions of people who should lose more than a few pounds chide fit and healthy people for being too thin or looking skinny.
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@JC said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
My tops and shorts have pockets, Greg.
I was wearing breathable boardies when I did my ride and they were perfect, didn't catch.
It doesn't have to have your cock bulging out to be breathable.
Presumption. Some people don't have bulgy cocks.
Someone had a disappointing weekend.
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@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
@JC said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Bones said in Grumpy Old Man:
My tops and shorts have pockets, Greg.
I was wearing breathable boardies when I did my ride and they were perfect, didn't catch.
It doesn't have to have your cock bulging out to be breathable.
Presumption. Some people don't have bulgy cocks.
Someone had a disappointing weekend.
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@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Chicks who call other chicks gourgeous, when they are so fucking far away from being gourgeous.
Fucken this.....and bombard FB with sickening ‘aw hun you’re so beautiful’ messages on photos when said minga is often anything but.
People who use Facebook.
Actually just Facebook.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
Yet the Lance Armstrong swallowed a pig looking tossers still insist on clogging up suburban streets.
We had these blue lycra-clad fat wobbling slugs trying to pedal uphill on our narrow country lane.
No you're not farking triathlon competitors so either fuck off back downhill or get off and walk in single fucking file
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@chimoaus said in Grumpy Old Man:
Whilst we are bitching about social standards and acceptance, it's funny how you can tell a person not to smoke but you would be criticised if you told a fat person not to eat that second big mac.
Ironically I've witnessed several occasions of people who should lose more than a few pounds chide fit and healthy people for being too thin or looking skinny.
Mrs M's son and his partner get a bit of that from these fluffybunnies
She's trialled for the UK Athletics team & he's a sub 3hr marathon runner, FFS.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
Yet the Lance Armstrong swallowed a pig looking tossers still insist on clogging up suburban streets.
We had these blue lycra-clad fat wobbling slugs trying to pedal uphill on our narrow country lane.
No you're not farking triathlon competitors so either fuck off back downhill or get off and walk in single fucking file
I almost took one for the team on Sunday. Driving up box hilll and they were everywhere. Not a big deal, as it's a slow bit of road anyway.
IT dropped down to blind single lane at one point as cars parked on the right side as I was going uphill. Road was clear, so I made my way. Blind corner, and boom... about 10 of them came screaming down, absolutely no respect for being on the wrong side and oncoming traffic. Massive braking, almost a peloton crash but they managed to stop. Cue a couple of shaking heads and one guy super angry.
So I stopped dead and blocked the road. Casually waited until they moved their crap out of the way. They were well in the wrong, and any crash would be completely their own fault (and they would be paying for the damage to my X5). I think a couple of the older heads in the pack knew it too, hence after the initial adrenalin rush was over, nothing was said.
As a fellow cylclist (not a lycra clad one anymore though up top), the arrogant guys absolutely infuriate me. It's their selfishness which could well create anger in my direction.
Grumpy Old Man indeed.
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@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
As a fellow cylclist (not a lycra clad one anymore though up top), the arrogant guys absolutely infuriate me. It's their selfishness which could well create anger in my direction.
Trail riders (motorbike) and horse riders work hard here to keep green-lanes and bridle paths open and get their members to respect landowners/farmers, have a chat, shut gates and generally act as good guys. But there's a minority of a certain type of thick, arrogant mountain biker that act like they own the countryside.
One farmer told me of a stand up argument with some who actually insisted on going thru a field where his bull was servicing his cows, demanding access to the countryside...... Idiots.
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@Victor-Meldrew said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
As a fellow cylclist (not a lycra clad one anymore though up top), the arrogant guys absolutely infuriate me. It's their selfishness which could well create anger in my direction.
Trail riders (motorbike) and horse riders work hard here to keep green-lanes and bridle paths open and get their members to respect landowners/farmers, have a chat, shut gates and generally act as good guys. But there's a minority of a certain type of thick, arrogant mountain biker that act like they own the countryside.
One farmer told me of a stand up argument with some who actually insisted on going thru a field where his bull was servicing his cows, demanding access to the countryside...... Idiots.
The farmer should have just let them through. I know how angry I would be if I was interrupted whilst servicing my heifer (not that she likes that name) and can only imagine the reaction from the bull.
Sometimes the gene pool needs a bit of extra chlorine.
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@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@Rancid-Schnitzel said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MN5 said in Grumpy Old Man:
@MajorRage said in Grumpy Old Man:
Chicks who call other chicks gourgeous, when they are so fucking far away from being gourgeous.
Fucken this.....and bombard FB with sickening ‘aw hun you’re so beautiful’ messages on photos when said minga is often anything but.
Indeed. Particularly if they're dangerously overweight. As well meaning as they may be, compliments don't cure diabetes and premature death.
Bro you’re such a pig.
They’re fat and fabulous and they don’t need no man puttin them down !!!
And let's not forget the hypocrisy. You can be damn sure they're mocking them in private.
A good mate of mine is obese and his wife isn't far behind. She's desperate to have kids but does SFA to lose the required weight. She has a blog in which she constantly harps on about how stunning and brave she is and how there's nothing wrong with being "curvy". Her friends of course provide the dopamine hits with plenty of likes etc. But the end result is that she will never have kids, is already suffering multiple health problems, and will likely die before she hits 55. It's an absurd situation.
Tragic, even.
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@NTA said in Grumpy Old Man:
Inflamed prostates. Now I need to add another "ologist" to the list of doctors I've saved in my contacts.
I had mine checked out a week or so ago. Not particularly nice laying there with your arse hanging out seeing the quack put the gloves on. Worse still when he raises one finger in the air and walks down the corridor, finger extended asking if anyone knows where the gel is.
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@Catogrande "aw ffs doc I know we're in the middle of a pandemic but ORGANISE yourself!"
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Save yourself the indignity. It's an utterly pointless test.
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@antipodean yeah the finger test has been overtaken by PSA so I did that the other day. Results to the urologist and away we go in a couple of weeks.
Yay.
