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    @Mokey Two pieces? Respect!

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    @canefan Shit. That isn't going to help with the 'no really, I am a woman' line, is it.

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    @Mokey I dunno, depends on how big the pieces were. This big?

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    Might be a problem

    Anyway, salad is overrated as a main feature of a meal

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    I accidentally forgot the salad. Just steak and a tub of chocolate gelato. Because my body is a temple etc etc.

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    @Mokey Just tell them you're on the Atkins diet

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    Talking about diets (or the need for one), we have been laughing at the TV clips we are getting on the earthquake here in the UK when the Minister for Eating Gerry Brownlee appears.
    In one clip you may have seen he is standing next to Key and the moment Key mentions the word 'food' his eyes light up and he licks his lips. Total subconscious reaction I am sure.
    I bet the good folk of Kaikoura were relieved to see him run to the rescue so he could fix up their town as well as he has with ChCh.

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    @Bones said in Earthquake:

    Cutting your feet running on gravel? Shouldn't have forgotten to put your pink lace slippers on then eh ya cunting fluffybunny.

    This is your best post ever. So vicious but funny too.

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    @MN5 said in Earthquake:

    @Bones said in Earthquake:

    Cutting your feet running on gravel? Shouldn't have forgotten to put your pink lace slippers on then eh ya cunting fluffybunny.

    This is your best post ever. So vicious but funny too.

    Careful, that's verging on man love.

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    They're speculating that the seal breeding grounds and the waterfall pool at Ohau Point have been destroyed. That would be a huge shame - that waterfall pool was one of the best attractions in NZ.

    http://www.stuff.co.nz/environment/86512830/famous-seal-breeding-ground-destroyed-by-quake

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    @canefan said in Earthquake:

    @Mokey I dunno, depends on how big the pieces were. This big?

    alt text

    Might be a problem

    Anyway, salad is overrated as a main feature of a meal

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    Rob Swanson is the bestest, a real mans man.

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    Just felt another wee one - and another building is being evacuated in Wellies (Tennyson street). Mates who work down the Govt end of town have been told Friday will be the earliest their work opens back up.

    It's the incremental damage to buildings that is on my mind, wonder what sort of technology aside from the Mark One eyeball is being used to check buildings??

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    @Paekakboyz said in Earthquake:

    It's the incremental damage to buildings that is on my mind, wonder what sort of technology aside from the Mark One eyeball is being used to check buildings??

    Smart Engineers with years of training and experience.

    There isn't much else you can do to be honest ...

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    Hope a few of those fullas have been through our building then!! Expect they are in super high demand in Wellington and other places at the moment.

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    I expect they have the tools (technology) to find specific things to give them an idea if there are issue or not, this area will have developed no end since the Christchurch quakes especially with the litigation going through, I doubt you'll get too many 'she'll be right' cowboys out there now.

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    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11749215

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    I hope he's contacted GeoNet to let them know they can stand down as he's got it all figured out already...

    What a disgusting human being he is.

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    @No-Quarter said in Earthquake:

    I hope he's contacted GeoNet to let them know they can stand down as he's got it all figured out already...

    What a disgusting human being he is.

    He will likely pop down to help out in the recovery process, should he take the Harley, Merc or Ferari?

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    The house on the hill behind us is likely to lose at least their deck , maybe the house is undermined too much not sure. The track I walk after work has had a hiding too, slips down at the entrance and looking around theres been at least four on the section of road they blocked off yesterday which is less than a km long.

    To give you an idea of what Wellingtons like at the moment I went to placemakers and carters and no one in Wellington has any "danger construction site" signs for at least another week . I had to make mine out of a ply cover sheet.

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    @taniwharugby said in Earthquake:

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11749215

    If I ever pray for anything its that this jackass dies of autoerotic asphyxiation and is found wearing lingerie and and fishnets.

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    @jegga said in Earthquake:

    @taniwharugby said in Earthquake:

    http://www.nzherald.co.nz/nz/news/article.cfm?c_id=1&objectid=11749215

    If I ever pray for anything its that this jackass dies of autoerotic asphyxiation and is found wearing lingerie and and fishnets.

    Surrounded by gay midget porn.

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