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MN5

@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

I'm stunned there isn't more discussion about Max Key going on.

Was at the petrol station today and glanced at the magazine rack to be accosted by the truly horrifying sight of Key jr shirtless on the cover of one of the woman's mags, posed with hands behind his head to show underarm hair (he's a big boy now??) and a headline about finally being free or some shit.

First up, with all the actually celebrity news in the world like Beyonce and the Clooneys having twins, I can't understand how that little turd got a cover. Second...if he is actually free, why can't he fuck off?

Someone's got a crush...

I'm on a roadie and I saw the Max Key thing as well while waiting to pay for petrol. 'Big as Bieber???????' What fucken kiwi male would aspire to be that fucktard?

Smudge

@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

I'm stunned there isn't more discussion about Max Key going on.

Was at the petrol station today and glanced at the magazine rack to be accosted by the truly horrifying sight of Key jr shirtless on the cover of one of the woman's mags, posed with hands behind his head to show underarm hair (he's a big boy now??) and a headline about finally being free or some shit.

First up, with all the actually celebrity news in the world like Beyonce and the Clooneys having twins, I can't understand how that little turd got a cover. Second...if he is actually free, why can't he fuck off?

Someone's got a crush...

It's paying $1.01 that the hero in Mokey's next sexy novel will be named Max.

Virgil

@Smudge It's paying $1.00 that the name Max appears in Mokeys diary every day..

taniwharugby

It's also paying $1.01 that there will be characters called @Virgil and @Smudge who will be lovers and will end up being killed in some unspeakable way....

Donsteppa

Colour me shocked.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/89392345/prince-dna-test-comes-back-negative

Smudge

@Donsteppa said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

Colour me shocked.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/89392345/prince-dna-test-comes-back-negative

As my mate said, maybe she was confused and it was actually Prince Tui Teka who left some thieves in her temple?

Crucial

Somewhere in the US is an old bloke telling stories down at the bar of how he travelled the world when younger and how he scored chicks at the drop of a hat when he pretended to be a musician. Funny thing was he just used the name of then unknown dude he had seen in Philly...guess who that turned out to be guys!

Mokey

@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

It's also paying $1.01 that there will be characters called @Virgil and @Smudge who will be lovers and will end up being killed in some unspeakable way....

WORD. (Also, those doomed gay lovers will have matching pink bandanas)

And $1.01 is far too generous.

mariner4life

@Mokey meeee-ow

MN5

@Smudge said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Donsteppa said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

Colour me shocked.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/89392345/prince-dna-test-comes-back-negative

As my mate said, maybe she was confused and it was actually Prince Tui Teka who left some thieves in her temple?

Pretty lame and predictable joke that ive seen on stuff.co.nz heaps of times Smudge but you completely redeemed yourself with a cryptic reference to one of the great man's lesser known but still awesome songs.

That's some great ferning

canefan

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11798034

I don't think the lass would have been turned down for a job at Hooters

Virgil

Top parents here...

Five-year-old left in a courtesy car her father dropped off on Tuesday night, police believe.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/89419765/Missing-five-year-old-girl-Glory-Inoke-found-in-a-Hamilton-car-yard?cid=app-iPhone

Hooroo

@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11798034

I don't think the lass would have been turned down for a job at Hooters

Posh steakhouse? Wah?

Hooroo

I suppose Jervois Steakhouse could be considered posh

Smudge

@MN5 said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Smudge said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

@Donsteppa said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:

Colour me shocked.

http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/89392345/prince-dna-test-comes-back-negative

As my mate said, maybe she was confused and it was actually Prince Tui Teka who left some thieves in her temple?

Pretty lame and predictable joke that ive seen on stuff.co.nz heaps of times Smudge but you completely redeemed yourself with a cryptic reference to one of the great man's lesser known but still awesome songs.

That's some great ferning

If I've achieved nothing else this week (and there's every chance that's a possibility), I have gained your approval.

Mokey

@canefan Based on the spelling and grammar skills, plus the unprofessional behaviour of the interviewer, I'd say Meghan had a lucky escape from reporting to a dunce.