Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz
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poor girl, hope she sues those nasty Lottery folk for millions!
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/world/news/article.cfm?c_id=2&objectid=11799674
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@taniwharugby Poor little Rich girl!! If she is that unhappy perhaps she should donate it all away
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I'm stunned there isn't more discussion about Max Key going on.
Was at the petrol station today and glanced at the magazine rack to be accosted by the truly horrifying sight of Key jr shirtless on the cover of one of the woman's mags, posed with hands behind his head to show underarm hair (he's a big boy now??) and a headline about finally being free or some shit.
First up, with all the actually celebrity news in the world like Beyonce and the Clooneys having twins, I can't understand how that little turd got a cover. Second...if he is actually free, why can't he fuck off?
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@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I'm stunned there isn't more discussion about Max Key going on.
Was at the petrol station today and glanced at the magazine rack to be accosted by the truly horrifying sight of Key jr shirtless on the cover of one of the woman's mags, posed with hands behind his head to show underarm hair (he's a big boy now??) and a headline about finally being free or some shit.
First up, with all the actually celebrity news in the world like Beyonce and the Clooneys having twins, I can't understand how that little turd got a cover. Second...if he is actually free, why can't he fuck off?
Someone's got a crush...
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@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I'm stunned there isn't more discussion about Max Key going on.
Was at the petrol station today and glanced at the magazine rack to be accosted by the truly horrifying sight of Key jr shirtless on the cover of one of the woman's mags, posed with hands behind his head to show underarm hair (he's a big boy now??) and a headline about finally being free or some shit.
First up, with all the actually celebrity news in the world like Beyonce and the Clooneys having twins, I can't understand how that little turd got a cover. Second...if he is actually free, why can't he fuck off?
Someone's got a crush...
I'm on a roadie and I saw the Max Key thing as well while waiting to pay for petrol. 'Big as Bieber???????' What fucken kiwi male would aspire to be that fucktard?
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@Virgil said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Mokey said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
I'm stunned there isn't more discussion about Max Key going on.
Was at the petrol station today and glanced at the magazine rack to be accosted by the truly horrifying sight of Key jr shirtless on the cover of one of the woman's mags, posed with hands behind his head to show underarm hair (he's a big boy now??) and a headline about finally being free or some shit.
First up, with all the actually celebrity news in the world like Beyonce and the Clooneys having twins, I can't understand how that little turd got a cover. Second...if he is actually free, why can't he fuck off?
Someone's got a crush...
It's paying $1.01 that the hero in Mokey's next sexy novel will be named Max.
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@Donsteppa said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Colour me shocked.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/89392345/prince-dna-test-comes-back-negative
As my mate said, maybe she was confused and it was actually Prince Tui Teka who left some thieves in her temple?
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Somewhere in the US is an old bloke telling stories down at the bar of how he travelled the world when younger and how he scored chicks at the drop of a hat when he pretended to be a musician. Funny thing was he just used the name of then unknown dude he had seen in Philly...guess who that turned out to be guys!
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@taniwharugby said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
It's also paying $1.01 that there will be characters called @Virgil and @Smudge who will be lovers and will end up being killed in some unspeakable way....
WORD. (Also, those doomed gay lovers will have matching pink bandanas)
And $1.01 is far too generous.
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@Smudge said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
@Donsteppa said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
Colour me shocked.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/entertainment/celebrities/89392345/prince-dna-test-comes-back-negative
As my mate said, maybe she was confused and it was actually Prince Tui Teka who left some thieves in her temple?
Pretty lame and predictable joke that ive seen on stuff.co.nz heaps of times Smudge but you completely redeemed yourself with a cryptic reference to one of the great man's lesser known but still awesome songs.
That's some great ferning
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http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11798034
I don't think the lass would have been turned down for a job at Hooters
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Top parents here...
Five-year-old left in a courtesy car her father dropped off on Tuesday night, police believe.
http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/89419765/Missing-five-year-old-girl-Glory-Inoke-found-in-a-Hamilton-car-yard?cid=app-iPhone -
@canefan said in Alternative needed from the absolute crap of stuff.co.nz:
http://www.nzherald.co.nz/lifestyle/news/article.cfm?c_id=6&objectid=11798034
I don't think the lass would have been turned down for a job at Hooters
Posh steakhouse? Wah?
