The Nick Willis Humiliator!
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<p>Being an alcoholic, drug or gambling addict is socially acceptable, people genuinely sympathise these days but a porn addict ?</p>
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<p>You guys have all beaten me to the lame gags I was gonna use.</p>
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<p>We left the gay interracial jokes for you.....</p> -
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Actually a story my brother told me about him makes sense now, before he got decent sponsers he used to work in a gas station in the Hutt . My brother pulled in and got some gas and noticed Willis there and when he went to pay asked his boss if it was Willis and how he was working out. His boss replied " he's a model employee apart from one issue we had at the start, every time a hot woman would pull in for gas he'd almost fill her tank only to pull out at the last second and spray petrol all over the roof of her car".
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="MN5" data-cid="563113" data-time="1457332171">
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<p>Genetic engineers would pay top dollar for sperm from Willis so as they could identify what makes a top runner.</p>
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<p>Just imagine all the money he's let slip through his fingers.</p>
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<p>rookie error</p> -
Imagine if you are one of Willis' mates. You'd be absolutely fucking spewing. You'd be under the microscope by association. He decides its time to go public and now simply because youre mates or his mrs and your mrs are mates you can't watch porn anymore. <br><br>
Its making me angry just thinking about it. Ill need to go rub one out just to calm myself down. BUT NO! THANKS TO NICK THE MRS HAS CHANGED THE NET NANNY PASSWORD AND NOT TOLD ME WHAT IT IS!!!!! <br><br>
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<p>just use the old 'if you dressed up for me and did more kinky shit every day, I wouldnt need to' line</p>
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<p>Thanks for the belly laughs in this thread, menfolk.</p>
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<p>Feel rather sorry for Willis, like someone else said, I'd love to know the reason for the random announcement. Super religious people are always wacko when it comes to sex (one of the funniest Facebook posts I've ever seen was a fundamentalist Christian group's anti-masturbation offering of flames and the words 'Satan comes calling when you ring the Devil's doorbell'.</p> -
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<p>Imagine if you are one of Willis' mates. You'd be absolutely fucking spewing. You'd be under the microscope by association. He decides its time to go public and now simply because youre mates or his mrs and your mrs are mates you can't watch porn anymore.<br><br>
Its making me angry just thinking about it. Ill need to go rub one out just to calm myself down. BUT NO! THANKS TO NICK THE MRS HAS CHANGED THE NET NANNY PASSWORD AND NOT TOLD ME WHAT IT IS!!!!!<br><br>
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<p>Does net nanny also blocks your smartphone or if its just on your pc? Asking on behalf of a friend.</p> -
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<p>Does net nanny also blocks your smartphone or if its just on your pc? Asking on behalf of a friend.</p>
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<p>FYI, I have all devices linked to my google account, so can see if my wife is looking at porn on the iPad or her phone, dont wanna miss any opportunity to get lucky! </p> -
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<p>FYI, I have all devices linked to my google account, so can see if my wife is looking at porn on the iPad or her phone, dont wanna miss any opportunity to get lucky! </p>
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<p>Cool, do you think Nick knows hes going to get lucky when he notices the beaker is full?<a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis'>http://www.mumsnet.com/Talk/mumsnet_classics/a1875847-Do-you-dunk-your-penis</a></p> -
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Not quite as shocking as this confession<br><br><a class="bbc_url" href="
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How hilarious would it be if they played "Blister in the Sun" over the loud speaker next time he competes.
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<span style="color:rgb(40,40,40);font-family:helvetica, arial, sans-serif;">Gambling is only a problem if you suck at it, Porn is only a problem if the mrs comes home early and finds you with your trousers around your ankle while sitting at the family PC watching '<strong>Captain Stabbin</strong>' </span></blockquote>
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<p>The prudish TR will probably move this to another thread but.... a former high school friend starred in/on Captain Stabbin (or one of the other early sites, Raz will know). She was a hardcore pornstar in LA for 2 or 3 years. Now milks cows.</p>
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<p>Back on topic.... Nick Willis is a w@nker.</p>