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  • KirwanK Offline
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    #62

    But it says at the beginning 'a long time time ago, in a galaxy far, far away' so it's clearly a documentary reenactment. Fact.

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  • MN5M Offline
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    #63

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hooroo" data-cid="438917" data-time="1404420894">
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    <p>Are we still talking about actors and cameras?<br><br>
    Its.not.real</p>
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    </blockquote>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Go away Hooroo. Go and talk elections on the other thread.</p>

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    #64

    <p>- Physics defying intergallactic hyperdrive: check</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>- state of the art force field and laser system: check</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>- clunky 1970s headset that you have to hold to speak into (with cords): check</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p><img src="http://www.jedibusiness.com/images/actionFigures/The-Power-Of-The-Force-2/The-Power-Of-The-Force-2-Han-Solo-Walmart_Big_6.jpg" alt="The-Power-Of-The-Force-2-Han-Solo-Walmar"></p>

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  • canefanC Offline
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    #65

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hooroo" data-cid="438917" data-time="1404420894"><p>Are we still talking about actors and cameras?Its.not.real</p></blockquote>Nice. When did Star Wars go from being entertainment to a reality show?

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  • gollumG Offline
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    #66

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="canefan" data-cid="438939" data-time="1404444459">
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    <p>Nice. When did Star Wars go from being entertainment to a reality show?</p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>I get that, but its hard, for example, to watch a TV show set in 2012 where they don't have maps on their phones, cause that basic fricking tech for us. As I said, the big stuff its REALLY easy to suspend disbelief - ie giant slug beasts, even hyperdrives, its the little bits like soiund in space that are hard. Same with all fantasy, Dragons? No problem, being able fire a bow 2000m? Um, no... that I don't get.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Same with Gravity, the hyge step there was the idea that you could jet pack from the ISS to the Chinese one, thats a massive no way, but because every small thing was right people went, OK, I'll forgive you the whopper. </p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Entertainment needs to have at least a grounding in reality, you wouldn't watch a cop show where they regularly picked up fired bullets & used them to reload with. Or a hospital show where they did a lung transplant by opening up a random dead guy, grabbed his lungs  stuffed them in a chest cavity, squirted in super glue & went "CLEAR! whew! that was a close one!". ER had a series of REEEALLY unlikely plots, but they were close enough, then Romanos arm fell off & half the audience went "Ok, I'm out".</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>A lot of movies have been raved about for their accuracy Gravity, Saving Private Ryan, Even Alien became a cult hit because it was so "real" as opposed to the over the top schlock. Audiences are much more discerning now than they were years ago, especially in the nerd-i-verse. Theres an entire website explaining how the winters might work in Game of Thrones for example, ie a lot of the core audience actually give a shit re the length of the winter... even Dani's arse cannot distract them.     </p>

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  • canefanC Offline
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    #67

    <p>I guess, especially with regard to the original trilogy, you need to realise you are watching films made in the late 70s and early 80s.  That and the fact that those films were kind of like knights and battles but transplanted into some futuristic past.  It's hard for me to be unbiased because I grew up with Episode 4-7.  But it seemed like those films when released did not depend solely on the sci fi tech they boasted but were just as much about relationships of the characters, compared to Episodes 1-3 for me were all about SFX but had much poorer characters and character development.</p>

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    #68

    Why are you all commenting like these movies aren't real.

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  • mariner4lifeM Offline
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    Um. Are we still talking about kids movies? Set in space? Because if we are, then any discussion about the level of their gritty realism seems pretty bloody stupid. <br><br>
    And I'll be fucked if I start basing my entertainment around the opinions of recluse shut in obsessive nerds. Fuck those guys. And fuck the way they over think everything and then whinge

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  • taniwharugbyT Offline
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    #70

    <p>Movies are made for entertainment, action, humour, drama and a bit of escapism arent they?? </p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>If you want realistic, I hear they do these documentary things, although in alot of cases, they need to do re-enactments or use CGI, which is obviously not real either....</p>

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    #71

    <p><img src="http://i.imgur.com/UuraoWd.jpg" alt="UuraoWd.jpg"></p>

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  • MN5M Offline
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    #72

    <p>Speaking of reality, how would a lightsabre know when to "stop" so to speak ?</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>Harrison kinda looks like he's a bout to put a collect call through to eastern Europe in that photo....</p>

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  • gollumG Offline
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    #73

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="mariner4life" data-cid="439141" data-time="1404516595">
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    <p>Um. Are we still talking about <em><strong>kids movies</strong></em>? Set in space? Because if we are, then any discussion about the level of their gritty realism seems pretty bloody stupid.<br><br>
     </p>
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    <p> </p>
    <p>Yeah we are, but most adults who like them like to pretend they're <em><strong>not</strong></em> aimed at 9 year olds - and 9 year old intellect. But yes, I agree 100%, as kids movies they are great & any realism issues can be utterly ignored. Tragically most Star Wars fans lose their shit at the idea they are kids films, despite falling in love with them as kids. Its like explaining to a 40 year old reading Harry Potter its written for a child.  </p>

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  • MokeyM Offline
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    #74

    <p>If the story is good enough, it's amazing what readers/viewers will forgive when it comes to accuracy/realism.</p>
    <p> </p>
    <p>My guilty pleasure was The Tudors series. Historical accuracy wise it was laughable, but all the sex, bloodshed and betrayal made it compelling viewing.</p>

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  • CrucialC Offline
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    #75

    Disagree. They (and I mean the original ones) weren't made for kids. They were made for the kid within adults. The classic good v bad, nobody that becomes a hero, that drew on classic stories we all associated with. <br />Yes, they connected better with teens and young adults that were happy to suspend disbelief for a rollicking story but not what I'd call aimed at kids. <br />I was 13 when SW came out and thought it was very cool. I am sure I was around the younger level of who was getting excited about it. <br />The coolest thing about SW for everyone back in the late 70s was the opening shot. We hadn't seen anything like that ever before and from that moment on I didn't care about plot flaws I just went for the ride.

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    #76

    <p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000279/?ref_=tt_trv_qu'><span>Doug</span></a>: [<span>wearing a T-shirt that says "Genius at Work"</span>] Hi. A question for Miss Bellamy. In episode 2F09 when Itchy plays Scratchy's skeleton like a xylophone, he strikes the same rib twice in succession, yet he produces two clearly different tones. I mean, what are we to believe, that this is some sort of a magic xylophone or something? Boy, I really hope somebody got fired for that blunder.</p>
    <p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0534134/?ref_=tt_trv_qu'><span>June Bellamy</span></a>: Uh, well...</p>
    <p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/?ref_=tt_trv_qu'><span>Homer</span></a>: I'll field this one.</p>
    <p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0144657/?ref_=tt_trv_qu'><span>Homer</span></a>: [<span>to Doug</span>] Let me ask you a question. Why would a man whose shirt says "Genius at Work" spend all of his time watching a children's cartoon show?</p>
    <p>[<span>pause</span>]</p>
    <p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0000279/?ref_=tt_trv_qu'><span>Doug</span></a>: I withdraw my question.</p>
    <p>[<span>takes a bite from a bar of chocolate</span>]</p>

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  • NTAN Offline
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    #77

    "Now I will return to my comic book store, where I dispense the insults rather than receiving them"

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    #78

    MN5 mentioned no Lando. Does that also mean no Wedge? That's pretty farked up. I mean all they did was bring down the entire farking death star. <br><br>
    Interesting bit of trivia: the dude who played Wedge is Ewen McGregors uncle.

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    #79

    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Rancid Schnitzel" data-cid="439486" data-time="1404720114">
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    <p>MN5 mentioned no Lando. Does that also mean no Wedge? That's pretty farked up. I mean all they did was bring down the entire farking death star.<br><br>
    Interesting bit of trivia: <strong>the dude who played Wedge is Ewen McGregors uncle.</strong></p>
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    </blockquote>
    <p>Story goes Ewen asked him if he should do Star Wars and his uncle said no way.</p>

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    [Media]

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  • jeggaJ Offline
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    #81

    I think the science of the movies is easier to believe than the fact that despite the levels of fanboidom displayed on this thread these same fanboys have not only managed to find a woman and in some cases procreate with them .<br><br>
    Sky has just announced that they are putting on a dedicated sci fi channel as part of their basic package at no extra cost .

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