After the gay marriage postal vote and soccer things today, it seems only appropriate:
Errol ParkerĀ Ā /Ā Ā Nov 15, 2017
Local Gay Socceroos Supporter Literally Explodes
Local Gay Socceroos Supporter Literally Explodes
"It's all too much!"
**Local Gay Socceroos Supporter Literally Explodes**
As if today couldnāt get any better for Dave Hatton, it just did.
This morning, his love for his partner Michael was validated and accepted by the majority of his fellow Australians.
Tonight, his second loves just qualified for the 2018 FIFA World Cup.
Speaking to The Advocate moments after his head exploded with pure ecstasy and love, the 31-year-old concierge said that today has been āquite full-on.ā
āYeah, my head just exploded everywhere,ā he said.
āToday has been a great day, compared to other days Iāve lived previously,ā
āThis morning, we felt reached a highwater mark of love and acceptance in this country. This afternoon, we get revenge on the Italians for kicking us out of the World Cup in 2006. With the greatest respect guys, succhiarmi il cazzo.ā
From the Betoota Hotel beer garden when a number of young football fans are watching the game, every late night trading venue in the Old City district of town has been granted special permission by Mayor Councillor Keith Carton to remain open.
āIf anybody closes their nightclub before Sunday, theyāre a bum,ā shouted Carton from the roof of the Dolphins Club.
āLettuce party!ā
More to come, tomorrow.