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  • Age

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="NTA" data-cid="590044" data-time="1466420705"><p>
    You'd have to be in a position to make one, yes?</p></blockquote> 1 cuddle from one attempt cunty

  • Roger Rogerson

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    <p>holy shit, pretty much every critical element was caught on cctv. Glad those numpty fluffybunnies have been caught </p>

  • &#036;2 million for 21 years

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="antipodean" data-cid="588237" data-time="1465967933">
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    <p>He might have been a ratbag, but plenty of 17 year olds make mistakes. They just don't give up 21 years of their life for a crime they didn't commit.</p>
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    <p>The extent to which the police stitched this guy up is frightening.  What happens to the officers involved?</p>

  • Banking Nonsense

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Smudge" data-cid="587721" data-time="1465875930">
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    <p>So I emailed Westpac, they came up with their bullshit excuse of making sure payments to me aren't dishonoured by the banks of the payee, and then told me they're taking off the $200 limit anyway seeing as I asked. </p>
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    <p>When I worked for the National Bank 30 years ago, the making sure payments aren't dishonoured by the bank of the payee, was definitely a valid reason.</p>
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    <p>However, in those days most deposits were made physically, were likely to be cheques, and the bank manager couldn't tell what they were until the physical deposit slip was returned from Databank.</p>
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    <p>These days, you'd think most deposits would be able to be instantaneously cleared..</p>

  • The Education System

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    As a leftie, their demands would be laughable if they weren't so infuriating.

  • New York New York

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    The Book of Mormon is fucking piss funny

  • Geocaching

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    Awesome Rembrandt! <br>
    The more finds you do, the better your ideas will be for placing our own cache. Found a couple of amazing ones this week. One of them I had to blow down a pipe to create pressure to raise the cache out of a tube in a garden. So well done!

  • Missing EgyptAir plane - Paris to Cairo

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    <p>Pprune has all sorts of people on there - a bit like here where some know their rugby very well - others not so much.. There, some are pilots, some pretend to be. Not a terribly reliable source, it does stand for "rumour network" after all.</p>
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    <p>As for transponders and GPS - not really linked. The transponder is for SSR (secondary surveillance radar) although a lot of aircraft these days are equipped with ADS-B (automatic dependent surveillance - broadcast) which replaces SSR and doesn't require those sphere things that you see on hills. ADS is already mandatory in Aus and some other places, it will become the norm in future. It is getting more advanced and will certainly help in cases like MH370 and MS04 although they still don't broadcast continuously.</p>
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    <p>A kiwi company is actually producing small, cost effective, trackers that can go in helicopters and smaller aircraft which won't have ADS (yet anyway).</p>
    <p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.spidertracks.com/'>http://www.spidertracks.com/</a></p>
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    <p>The link posted above has this from the ACARS (aircraft communication addressing and reporting system)</p>
    <p><span style="color:rgb(0,0,0);font-family:Times, 'Time New Roman', sans-serif;font-size:16px;text-align:center;background-color:rgb(255,255,192);">00:26Z 3044 ANTI ICE R WINDOW<br>
    00:26Z 561200 R SLIDING WINDOW SENSOR<br>
    00:26Z 2600 SMOKE LAVATORY SMOKE<br>
    00:27Z 2600 AVIONICS SMOKE<br>
    00:28Z 561100 R FIXED WINDOW SENSOR<br>
    00:29Z 2200 AUTO FLT FCU 2 FAULT<br>
    00:29Z 2700 F/CTL SEC 3 FAULT<br>
    no further ACARS messages were received</span></p>
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    <p>These are faults that have been sent from the aircraft to the company - usually straight to engineering who monitor aircraft "health". It is easy to jump to conclusions, but those messages indicate that something happened on the co pilots side in the flight deck, there was then smoke detected in the toilet, then in the avionics bay (under the flight deck) which lead to some pretty important things failing. FCU is what the pilot uses to control the aircraft (there are 2 channels and only one has failed at this point) and F/CTL is the flight control computer. That is only a secondary one and there are 5 of them in total (that run the fly by wire system) but it could be an indication that a fire was burning them all. Not nice. They also think that pilot turned off the airway which is a first reaction if in trouble to avoid hitting other aircraft.</p>
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    <p>What caused the failures, fire? All speculation but could be several things. </p>
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    <p>Looks like they have found wreckage now:</p>
    <p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-africa-36328976'>http://www.bbc.com/news/live/world-africa-36328976</a></p>

  • The Daily Mail

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="JC" data-cid="580148" data-time="1463379130">
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    <p>No it categorically doesn't. I quoted the regulation. IF it is to be halal then it must have its throat cut and it must be stunned, and the stunning has to comply with regulations about that. But it doesn't have to be halal by regulation. FYI what I posted was a cut and paste from the regulation and it clearly has the word "unless" in it. So there is a choice.<br><br>
    Of course if you use an "approved method which renders the animal instantaneously insensitive" it wouldn't be halal, but so what? The government does not require meat to be halal, and it doesn't require animals to be stunned.<br><br>
    If people wan halal slaughter to stop their target should be the meat processors not the MPI</p>
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    <p>Yeah I think that was Hydro's point. That the animal must be stunned if it's going to be slaughtered halal-styles.</p>
    <p>I think it goes without saying that stunning is not necessary if you're going to kill the thing instantly.</p>
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    <p>Honestly I don't have a problem with the NZ method. I know that to be halal they must be conscious but I certainly don't remember lambs coming down the shoot before they had their throats cut like they are anything but completely out. I guess that's why lamb etc from NZ is very much in a grey area when it comes to halal or not.</p>
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    <p>From my time at the freezing works, it never looked cruel.</p>
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    <p>It's probably about time that the EU came into line with NZ law and removed their religious exceptions.</p>
    <p>Pretty backward eh.</p>

  • Panama Papers

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="jegga" data-cid="580388" data-time="1463467286">
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    <p><a data-ipb='nomediaparse' href='http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/80094729/the-overcrowded-south-auckland-house-that-wasnt-overcrowded'>http://www.stuff.co.nz/national/politics/80094729/the-overcrowded-south-auckland-house-that-wasnt-overcrowded</a></p>
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    <p><img src="http://www.torontomazda3.ca/forum/images/smilies/facepalm.gif" alt="facepalm.gif"></p>
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    <p>What happens when you employ clowns as advisors.</p>

  • Victim Mentality..

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    <p>I worked with Grant and Polly a few years back. He's a really nice bloke and up for a yarn, she looks like the joker with the potentially deranged personality to match.</p>

  • Eurovision

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    <p>So Master, who does Gaillfrey give their 12 points to?</p>
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    <p><img src="https://scontent.fakl1-1.fna.fbcdn.net/v/t1.0-9/13241189_1240474395965002_1308351583914991934_n.jpg?oh=cd7e047bffe20e6f61ae6b2316302213&oe=579FC8F1" alt="13241189_1240474395965002_13083515839149"></p>

  • Defending your home

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Crazy Horse" data-cid="579632" data-time="1463177499">
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    <p>Pretty much the same in Qld. On or off duty we use the Courier Mail test. "What will my actions look like in the Courier Mail tomorrow?" I suppose nowadays you can add facebook/youtube to that as well.</p>
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    <p>"What will my actions look like if this grainy cellphone footage was heavily edited and taken way out of context?"</p>

  • In further evidence of fucknucklism

  • Entering Australia

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="ACT Crusader" data-cid="578634" data-time="1462880789">
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    <p>Bondi had heaps of kiwis during the 90s. Places like Randwick and Waverley also had decent Maori communities.<br><br>
    It seemed though that many of the kiwis have moved from Bondi over the years to the north shore or out to the burbs.</p>
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    <p>Priced out. Only gap year students from the wealthy poms can afford anything in Bondi now.</p>
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    <p>If there's one thing I don't understand about Sydney, it's those that choose to live in the McMansion suburbs like Kellyville.  I have friends that live there, who we have stayed with a few times.</p>
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    <p>I get that of course not all people can afford to be more central, but if I had to live out there, I'd rather live somewhere else all together.</p>

  • David Attenborough turns 90

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    <p>Definitely someone who transcends generations, My oldest son who is occasionally quite nasty and sadistic to people LOVES animals so this is right up his alley, younger son who is a more gentle soul isn't so into it though but I'm working on him. Great that the BBC has a national treasure rather than creepy sex offenders who have made the news recently.</p>
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    <p>One I recommend to kids ( well, to anyone ) is a doco he did on army ants, fascinating in itself but with his voice it's elevated to something else again. Your heart genuinely goes out to all the little creatures that perish in the ants marauding path.</p>

  • Duck Hunting Season

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    <blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Hooroo" data-cid="578201" data-time="1462757690"><p>
    Definitely in the oven</p></blockquote>
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    I can't do the facepalm emoji on my phone. Go ahead and imagine it's there in place of these words.

  • Your ideas don&#39;t have rights

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    <p>Stop it now girls before someone loses their lipstick.</p>

  • Windows 10

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    I think it is being offered free until June. I have to make the call at work whether to bring all out W7 and W8 PCs forward. Its a no-brainer for W8. Unfortunately just with my test PCs I have a failure rate of about 50% doing the auto upgrade and that takes hours uf successful and then double that if unsuccessful with a generic error and it has to revert. On the plus side I haven't seen it brick a pc...yet